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Dec 14

Charts – 14 December 2018

Posted on Friday, December 14, 2018 by Paul in Uncategorized

Fans of essentially nothing happening won’t want to miss this week’s magnificently uneventful charts!  The thing is, if you’re planning a steady climb to the top in time for Christmas, well, you started a couple of weeks back at the latest.  And if you’re hoping for a smash-and-grab Christmas-chart one-off sale, that’s next week.  Which means this week’s new releases are, um, few in number.

1.  Ariana Grande – “Thank U, Next”

Six weeks – it needs a seventh to be Christmas number one.  In the current market, that’s by no means impossible.  After all, the 2016 Christmas number one was Clean Bandit’s “Rockabye”, which had been at number 1 since mid-November and remained there into the new year.  But the lead over the number two single – Ava Max’s “Sweet But Psycho” – is equivalent to only 9,000 sales, so by sheer coincidence there’s something of a battle on for next week.  Oh, and “Santa Tell Me” climbs from 35-30 this week.


Feb 13

Charts – 10 February 2017

Posted on Monday, February 13, 2017 by Paul in Uncategorized

Not much happening, but let’s run through it.

1.  Ed Sheeran – “Shape of You”

You amaze me.  That’s five weeks, and “Castle on the Hill” remains at number 2.  This is a new record for the longest run at numbers 1 and 2 for a single artist… but it’s one of those records which is going to be broken more routinely as the digital era allows for multiple tracks to be available at once, and as the charts slow down.  The previous record holder was Justin Bieber, who managed four straight weeks at the tail end of 2015 (and was only stopped by Christmas); before that, the record had been stuck at three since the Beatles.

8.  Stormzy – “Big For Your Boots”


Dec 14

Charts – 9 December 2016

Posted on Wednesday, December 14, 2016 by Paul in Uncategorized

Look at the date.  What do you think is going to happen?

1.  Clean Bandit – “Rockabye”

But first up, this gets a fifth week at number 1, to overtake “Rather Be” as Clean Bandit’s biggest hit. Not so unusual for this remarkably slow year on the singles chart.  It tops a completely static top 4.

5.  Neiked – “Sexual”


Oct 31

Charts – 28 October 2016

Posted on Monday, October 31, 2016 by Paul in Uncategorized

Let’s see, what’s still in the queue… oh yes, Deadpool v Gambit.  We’ll get to that soon, honest.  And then we’ll be caught up, hopefully just in time for some more stories to wrap up.  First, though, I’m going to bash through a pretty quiet week on the singles chart.

1.  Little Mix – “Shout Out To My Ex”

That’s their second week, so clearly it didn’t just fluke itself a week at the top on the strength of fan sales.  The streams have caught up quickly enough to keep it here.  It heads up an entirely static top five.

6.  Neiked – “Sexual”

Entering the top ten, and it still doesn’t have a video.

7.  Clean Bandit – “Rockabye”


Mar 28

Uncanny X-Men vol 1: Superior

Posted on Monday, March 28, 2016 by Paul in Uncategorized

Of the current crop of X-Men titles, I greeted Uncanny X-Men with perhaps the least enthusiasm.  Cullen Bunn’s run on Magneto was very good, and even though it was generally strongest when it steered clear of the mainstream of the Marvel Universe, the prospect of putting him on a higher profile X-Men title with Magneto in tow should have been attractive.

But Uncanny X-Men is drawn by Greg Land, who is a dealbreaker as far as I’m concerned.  I’ve suffered through his work on the X-books before, purely through completism, but he’s one of a very small number of artists that can drive me away from books by writers I generally enjoy.  That’s how enthusiastic I am about the prospect of Uncanny X-Men drawn by Greg Land.


Nov 19

Secret Convergence on Infinite Podcasts – Part Seven

Posted on Thursday, November 19, 2015 by Al in Uncategorized

It’s part seven of Secret Convergence on Infinite Podcasts, and I’m joined by Elle Collins (of Into It with Elle Collins), Helena Hart (of Journey Into Misery) and Jeff Lester (of Wait, What?) to talk about the comics, characters and creators from the bottom of the barrel whom we love despite their occasionally ostensibly awful nature, those who’ve never had a fair shake, and those we just feel sorry for. For other episodes of Secret Convergence, and for info on the crossover and its participating podcasts, check out and @scoipodcasts on Twitter.

The episode can be found here, or via the embedded player below. Let us know what you think, in the comments, on Twitter, via email or on our Facebook fan page, and remember – a shirt is for life, not just for Christmas, but it’s also for Christmas.


Aug 24


Posted on Monday, August 24, 2015 by Paul in Uncategorized

Various things have kept me from doing any full length posts over the last week (and probably will for the next few days too).  At least two of those things involve plans for things that are coming up in the future, though, so stick with us.  In the meantime, here’s where we stand on blog content:

The X-Axis remains effectively on hiatus, due to everything being in mid-arc until Secret Wars ends.  The exception to that is Magneto, which ought to be wrapping up sooner or later.  And since Jeff Lemire is coming aboard, I thought I might do the first arc of Descender, if time permits.

The Chikara posts remain on their as-and-when non-schedule.

The chart posts are going down to a once-a-month-or-thereabouts roundup of number ones and other particularly notable stuff, because there’s really not enough going on on the singles chart these days to make a weekly post worth the time it takes.

And, because a surprisingly large number of people said they’d read it, a series of posts on British pre-school children’s TV is coming.  Look for a prologue post in the next week or so.

Jun 17

Charts – 14 June 2015

Posted on Wednesday, June 17, 2015 by Paul in Uncategorized

Look, Britain, it was nice when you gave Jason Derulo a second week at number 1, because it kept up this year’s trend for a slow turnover at the top.  But three, Britain?  Really?

34.  Ed Sheeran – “Photograph”


Nov 16


Posted on Sunday, November 16, 2014 by Paul in Uncategorized

No reviews this week, I’m afraid – no time, and besides, there’s nothing actually finishing this week anyway. Should be back to normal service next week.

Sep 29

Charts – 28 September 2014

Posted on Monday, September 29, 2014 by Paul in Music, Uncategorized

It’s another very quiet week for new releases.  But we do have a genuine moment of chart history that will live on pub quizzes for years to come.  And here it is now.

33.  Meghan Trainor – “All About That Bass”