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Jan 20

Charts – 19 January 2014

Posted on Monday, January 20, 2014 by Paul in Music

There’s a new podcast up, and it’s one post down from here.  But this is ready too, so what the heck…

37.  Beyonce – “XO”


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Jan 13

Charts – 12 January 2014

Posted on Monday, January 13, 2014 by Paul in Music

This was looking like another quiet one in the midweeks, but by Sunday things seem to have picked up a bit.  Plus, an injustice is redressed…

37.  Busta Rhymes featuring Q-Tip, Kanye West & Lil Wayne – “Thank You”

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Jan 6

Charts – 5 January 2014

Posted on Monday, January 6, 2014 by Paul in Music

Not exactly a regular chart week – this chart still covers the holidays between Christmas and New Year.  But this time there are a scattering of singles trying to sneak a hit in the dead period.

39.  Daft Punk featuring Pharrell Williams – “Get Lucky”
35.  Chase & Status featuring Jacob – “Alive”
34.  Wilkinson – “Afterglow”

A handful of re-entries at the lower end of the chart, where things are sort of swirling around in the absence of anything better to do.

18.  Matrix & Futurebound featuring Max Marshall – “Control”

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Dec 29

Charts – 29 December 2013

Posted on Sunday, December 29, 2013 by Paul in Music

Welcome to the annual Weird Chart.  Once upon a time, the two charts after Christmas were basically a write-off because the shops were closed for so long.  In the download era, that’s no longer a consideration, but almost nobody releases new material in Christmas week because of the near impossibility of getting anyone to pay attention.  Next week’s chart will be a bit closer to normal, as Pitbull tries to sneak himself a number one.

In the meantime, we have a chart in which the top 75 is basically shoved into a blender and rearranged in a random order.  This is because, even though there’s no new material available, there are plenty of people who got gift cards or MP3 players for Christmas, and who want to fill them up.  Cue the march of the re-entries…

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Dec 23

Charts – 22 December 2013

Posted on Monday, December 23, 2013 by Paul in Music

Welcome, ladies and gentlemen, to our annual detour into the utterly predictable parallel world of the Christmas Chart, where regular music fears to tread.  In fact, it’s so predictable that for the most part irregular music fears to tread here as well, leaving us with what’s mostly a motley collection of reality show tie-ins and failed Facebook campaigns.

Let’s take the album chart first, since it’s dead.  “Swings Both Ways” by Robbie Williams is the Christmas number one.  Literally nothing else is happening.  Right, onto the singles.

40.  John Newman – “Love Me Again”

Originally a number 1 hit in July, I’m honestly not sure why this is suddenly back.

39.  Little Mix – “Little Me”

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Dec 17

Charts – 15 December 2013

Posted on Tuesday, December 17, 2013 by Paul in Music

It’s the final chart before Christmas number one, which means it’s a calm week before next week’s flurry of novelty records overambitiously going head to head with the X Factor winner (for, yes, they’ve gone back to gunning for the Christmas Number One this year).

Still, there’s a bit of activity this week – and some massive climbers that would have been high new entries if they hadn’t snuck into the low thirties last week…

40.  Wham! – “Last Christmas” 

This week’s token back catalogue re-entry.  Good to see Andrew Ridgley remains financially secure.

36.  Sub Focus – “Turn Back Time”

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Dec 8

Charts – 8 December 2013

Posted on Sunday, December 8, 2013 by Paul in Music

Everything’s in mid storyline this week, and I still haven’t found time to read that second Wolverine Max TPB, so let’s do this while it’s fresh.  It’s a quiet week on the release schedule, as we’re entering the phase where regular record promotion winds down for the Christmas break.  Which leaves the number one slot wide open for a change.

39.  Justin Bieber – “Change Me” 

The penultimate “Music Mondays” track is another one that would not normally have been considered for singles release in a million years.  Actually, looking back, this seems to be a weirdly uncommercial album for somebody like him.  This is the lowest charting of the nine released to date, but the tenth and final song is getting a music video and some degree of regular promotion, so I expect it to do better.

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Dec 6

Charts – 1 December 2013

Posted on Friday, December 6, 2013 by Paul in Music

There are how many new entries…?!?

40.  Jessie J – “Thunder”

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Nov 26

Charts – 24 November 2013

Posted on Tuesday, November 26, 2013 by Paul in Music

In which Lily Allen’s comeback veers off script a bit.

39.  Boyzone – “Love Will Save the Day”

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Nov 19

Charts – 16 November 2013

Posted on Tuesday, November 19, 2013 by Paul in Music

If you haven’t heard our five-year anniversary podcast yet, with special guests Graeme McMillan and Jeff Lester from “Wait, What?”, then it’s one post down – and check out their latest episode over at Savage Critic.  Many thanks to both of them – I think it’s a really good episode.

And now… stuff!

39.  Rudimental (featuring Emeli Sande) – “Free”

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