{"id":1522,"date":"2012-08-20T19:02:35","date_gmt":"2012-08-20T18:02:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.housetoastonish.com\/?p=1522"},"modified":"2012-08-20T19:02:35","modified_gmt":"2012-08-20T18:02:35","slug":"charts-19-august-2012","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.housetoastonish.com\/?p=1522","title":{"rendered":"Charts &#8211; 19 August 2012"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>One of the weirdest charts in quite some time, and it&#8217;s all the fault of the Olympic closing ceremony. \u00a0While the opening ceremony was generally acclaimed as a weird but wonderful tribute to all things British, the closing ceremony &#8211; which I watched from a hotel room in Switzerland until I lost the will to live &#8211; was essentially a middle aged man sharing his record collection with us. \u00a0But if you play music to a large enough audience, some of them will go out and buy it, even if it&#8217;s music they&#8217;ve heard a million times before. \u00a0People are strange that way.<\/p>\n<p><strong>1. \u00a0Rita Ora &#8211; &#8220;How We Do (Party)&#8221;<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><object width=\"400\" height=\"225\" classid=\"clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000\" codebase=\"http:\/\/download.macromedia.com\/pub\/shockwave\/cabs\/flash\/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0\"><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\" \/><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\" \/><param name=\"src\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/dOOxlVUC08Q?version=3&amp;hl=en_US\" \/><param name=\"allowfullscreen\" value=\"true\" \/><embed width=\"400\" height=\"225\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/dOOxlVUC08Q?version=3&amp;hl=en_US\" allowFullScreen=\"true\" allowscriptaccess=\"always\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" \/><\/object><\/p>\n<p><!--more-->Er&#8230; really?<\/p>\n<p>This is Rita Ora&#8217;s third number one of the year, following her guest vocal on DJ Fresh&#8217;s &#8220;Hot Right Now&#8221; in February, and her own &#8220;R.I.P.&#8221; in May. \u00a0It was released in international markets as the lead single from her upcoming album, presumably because it&#8217;s more in a Katy Perry\/Kesha vein than the other two just mentioned. \u00a0I don&#8217;t think much of it. \u00a0But three number ones in eight months is pretty good going nonetheless.<\/p>\n<p>The hook is lifted from <a href=\"http:\/\/youtu.be\/QA4DG804VuI\" target=\"_blank\">&#8220;Party and Bullshit&#8221; by Notorious B.I.G.<\/a>, an early single from 1993, two years before he first charted in the UK top 40.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/youtu.be\/wiwK5JcQbtM\" target=\"_blank\"><strong>3. \u00a0Emeli Sand\u00e9 &#8211; &#8220;Read All About It Part 3&#8221;<\/strong><\/a><\/p>\n<p>This isn&#8217;t an official single, but Sand\u00e9 performed it twice at the Olympic closing ceremony, and the British have raced out to buy it. \u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/youtu.be\/-_oLfC5Z_Ys\" target=\"_blank\">The original version<\/a>, a collaboration with Professor Green, was a number 1 hit last year. \u00a0This is the &#8220;all Sand\u00e9 version&#8221;, much like Alicia Keys&#8217; solo version of &#8220;Empire State Of Mind&#8221;, and it&#8217;s included on her own album &#8211; which returns to number 1 itself.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s &#8220;Part 3&#8221; because Green had already used the title &#8220;Read All About It Part 2&#8221; for <a href=\"http:\/\/youtu.be\/tvhjuSwA_58\" target=\"_blank\">a more mellow version he recorded for a Q magazine cover-mount<\/a>, with\u00a0Sand\u00e9&#8217;s part taken by a guy called Fink. \u00a0There&#8217;s also <a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=aTp96D4ZV0o\" target=\"_blank\">a version for the Italian market<\/a> with local artist Dolcenera handling the chorus, and titled &#8220;Read All About It (Tutto quello che devi sapere)&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p><strong>4. \u00a0Elbow &#8211; &#8220;One Day Like This&#8221;<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><object width=\"400\" height=\"225\" classid=\"clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000\" codebase=\"http:\/\/download.macromedia.com\/pub\/shockwave\/cabs\/flash\/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0\"><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\" \/><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\" \/><param name=\"src\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/0NFV8dHrZYM?version=3&amp;hl=en_US\" \/><param name=\"allowfullscreen\" value=\"true\" \/><embed width=\"400\" height=\"225\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/0NFV8dHrZYM?version=3&amp;hl=en_US\" allowFullScreen=\"true\" allowscriptaccess=\"always\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" \/><\/object><\/p>\n<p>More from the Olympic closing ceremony. \u00a0&#8220;One Day Like This&#8221; came out in 2008 and peaked at number 35, though it hovered around the fringes of the chart, making occasional re-entries, for some time after. \u00a0It now becomes Elbow&#8217;s biggest hit by a mile; their previous peak was number 19, reached by three different singles &#8211; <a href=\"http:\/\/youtu.be\/ttDxq5F0Crg\" target=\"_blank\">&#8220;Asleep in the Back&#8221;<\/a>\/<a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=YvC4tfT4n2M\" target=\"_blank\">&#8220;Coming Second&#8221;<\/a> from 2002, <a href=\"http:\/\/youtu.be\/MvAJw4RetUs\" target=\"_blank\">&#8220;Fallen Angel&#8221;<\/a> from 2003 (which has a rather good video), and <a href=\"http:\/\/youtu.be\/jxczVhG0os8\" target=\"_blank\">&#8220;Grounds for Divorce&#8221;<\/a> in 2008. \u00a0The four-year-old parent album &#8220;The Seldom Seen Kid&#8221; re-enters the album chart at number 6.<\/p>\n<p><strong>6. \u00a0Kate Bush &#8211; &#8220;Running Up That Hill&#8221;<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><object width=\"400\" height=\"300\" classid=\"clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000\" codebase=\"http:\/\/download.macromedia.com\/pub\/shockwave\/cabs\/flash\/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0\"><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\" \/><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\" \/><param name=\"src\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/wp43OdtAAkM?version=3&amp;hl=en_US\" \/><param name=\"allowfullscreen\" value=\"true\" \/><embed width=\"400\" height=\"300\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/wp43OdtAAkM?version=3&amp;hl=en_US\" allowFullScreen=\"true\" allowscriptaccess=\"always\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" \/><\/object><\/p>\n<p>Kate Bush didn&#8217;t even appear at the closing ceremony &#8211; they just played a new mix of the record. \u00a0The fact that the remix is available might explain why this is doing quite so well. \u00a0The version above is the original, which reached number 3 in 1985. \u00a0Wikipedia says that in America it made number 13 on something called the Billboard Hot Dance Club Play chart, which suggests a remarkably broad genre definition.<\/p>\n<p>Bush&#8217;s biggest UK hit was her debut &#8220;Wuthering Heights&#8221;, which spent four weeks at number 1 in 1978. \u00a0Her last hit was in 2005, when &#8220;King of the Mountain&#8221; reached number 4, though for the hit before that, you have to go back to 1994. \u00a0That&#8217;s more a reflection of her extremely low output over the last twenty years. \u00a0&#8220;Wuthering Heights&#8221; is indeed a classic, as is the UK version of the video, which is miles better than most people were doing at the time. \u00a0(America got <a href=\"http:\/\/youtu.be\/Fk-4lXLM34g\" target=\"_blank\">a different video entirely<\/a>, which hasn&#8217;t aged nearly as well.)<\/p>\n<p><object width=\"400\" height=\"300\" classid=\"clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000\" codebase=\"http:\/\/download.macromedia.com\/pub\/shockwave\/cabs\/flash\/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0\"><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\" \/><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\" \/><param name=\"src\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/-1pMMIe4hb4?version=3&amp;hl=en_US\" \/><param name=\"allowfullscreen\" value=\"true\" \/><embed width=\"400\" height=\"300\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/-1pMMIe4hb4?version=3&amp;hl=en_US\" allowFullScreen=\"true\" allowscriptaccess=\"always\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" \/><\/object><\/p>\n<p><strong>8. \u00a0Trey Songz &#8211; &#8220;Simply Amazing&#8221;<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><object width=\"400\" height=\"225\" classid=\"clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000\" codebase=\"http:\/\/download.macromedia.com\/pub\/shockwave\/cabs\/flash\/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0\"><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\" \/><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\" \/><param name=\"src\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/foZLo_sSnkk?version=3&amp;hl=en_US\" \/><param name=\"allowfullscreen\" value=\"true\" \/><embed width=\"400\" height=\"225\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/foZLo_sSnkk?version=3&amp;hl=en_US\" allowFullScreen=\"true\" allowscriptaccess=\"always\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" \/><\/object><\/p>\n<p>A second UK hit for the R&amp;B singer, following &#8220;Heart Attack&#8221;, which reached number 28 in June. \u00a0Pretty generic, if you ask me.<\/p>\n<p><strong>9. \u00a0Porter Robinson &#8211; &#8220;Language&#8221;<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><object width=\"400\" height=\"225\" classid=\"clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000\" codebase=\"http:\/\/download.macromedia.com\/pub\/shockwave\/cabs\/flash\/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0\"><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\" \/><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\" \/><param name=\"src\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/5LILChvqUo4?version=3&amp;hl=en_US\" \/><param name=\"allowfullscreen\" value=\"true\" \/><embed width=\"400\" height=\"225\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/5LILChvqUo4?version=3&amp;hl=en_US\" allowFullScreen=\"true\" allowscriptaccess=\"always\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" \/><\/object><\/p>\n<p>Back in the regular release schedule, Ministry of Sound have really gone to town with the video for this dance track. \u00a0It appears to tell the tale of a girl who, after encountering a giant translucent monolith, learns to intimidate wolves. \u00a0Robinson is a DJ from North Carolina, and this is his first UK hit. \u00a0There seems to have been an upswing in dance records charting over the last few weeks &#8211; just a blip?<\/p>\n<p><strong>15. \u00a0George Michael &#8211; &#8220;White Light&#8221;<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><object width=\"400\" height=\"225\" classid=\"clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000\" codebase=\"http:\/\/download.macromedia.com\/pub\/shockwave\/cabs\/flash\/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0\"><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\" \/><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\" \/><param name=\"src\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/SRAOG-BpNOw?version=3&amp;hl=en_US\" \/><param name=\"allowfullscreen\" value=\"true\" \/><embed width=\"400\" height=\"225\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/SRAOG-BpNOw?version=3&amp;hl=en_US\" allowFullScreen=\"true\" allowscriptaccess=\"always\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" \/><\/object><\/p>\n<p>When George Michael was asked to perform at the Olympic closing ceremony, he just knew that there was no better way to pay tribute to the hard work of the world&#8217;s greatest athletes than by promoting his new single. \u00a0Quite why he was indulged in this way remains something of a mystery, even allowing for the dubious taste displayed in the whole ceremony. \u00a0This was at number 8 in the midweeks but ploughed down the charts as the week went on.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I&#8217;m alive,&#8221; sings George, &#8220;and I&#8217;ve got so much more that I want to do.&#8221; \u00a0Yes, but do we want to hear it? \u00a0To put matters in perspective, George Michael hasn&#8217;t had a top ten hit since 2004, and it&#8217;s not for want of trying. \u00a0For all the Olympic publicity, this is pretty much where his singles usually enter these days.<\/p>\n<p><strong>18. \u00a0John Lennon &#8211; &#8220;Imagine&#8221;<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><object width=\"400\" height=\"300\" classid=\"clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000\" codebase=\"http:\/\/download.macromedia.com\/pub\/shockwave\/cabs\/flash\/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0\"><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\" \/><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\" \/><param name=\"src\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/XLgYAHHkPFs?version=3&amp;hl=en_US\" \/><param name=\"allowfullscreen\" value=\"true\" \/><embed width=\"400\" height=\"300\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/XLgYAHHkPFs?version=3&amp;hl=en_US\" allowFullScreen=\"true\" allowscriptaccess=\"always\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" \/><\/object><\/p>\n<p>Are there really people out there only just realising that they want a copy of this? \u00a0Well, perhaps the Olympic closing ceremony at least reminded some of them that they didn&#8217;t have it on their iPods.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Imagine&#8221; reached number 6 on its original release in 1975, spent four weeks at number 1 in 1980 (when it was re-released following Lennon&#8217;s murder), and also reached number 3 on re-release in 1999.<\/p>\n<p><strong>22. \u00a0Muse &#8211; &#8220;Survival&#8221;<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><object width=\"400\" height=\"225\" classid=\"clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000\" codebase=\"http:\/\/download.macromedia.com\/pub\/shockwave\/cabs\/flash\/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0\"><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\" \/><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\" \/><param name=\"src\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/66molzUEkWI?version=3&amp;hl=en_US\" \/><param name=\"allowfullscreen\" value=\"true\" \/><embed width=\"400\" height=\"225\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/66molzUEkWI?version=3&amp;hl=en_US\" allowFullScreen=\"true\" allowscriptaccess=\"always\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" \/><\/object><\/p>\n<p>Muse&#8217;s official Olympic anthem, a typically unrestrained and ludicrous epic from a band who are presumably joking more often than they&#8217;re given credit for, reached number 25 on its initial release before the Olympics began. Naturally, they did it again at the closing ceremony.<\/p>\n<p><strong>31. \u00a0Ryan O&#8217;Shaughnessy &#8211; &#8220;No Name&#8221;<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><object width=\"400\" height=\"225\" classid=\"clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000\" codebase=\"http:\/\/download.macromedia.com\/pub\/shockwave\/cabs\/flash\/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0\"><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\" \/><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\" \/><param name=\"src\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/awdN04yTwa4?version=3&amp;hl=en_US\" \/><param name=\"allowfullscreen\" value=\"true\" \/><embed width=\"400\" height=\"225\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/awdN04yTwa4?version=3&amp;hl=en_US\" allowFullScreen=\"true\" allowscriptaccess=\"always\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" \/><\/object><\/p>\n<p>An Irish singer-songwriter who came fifth in\u00a0<em>Britain&#8217;s Got Talent<\/em> earlier this year. \u00a0(He was also in Ireland&#8217;s version of <em>The Voice<\/em> but didn&#8217;t get very far.) \u00a0Not a typical Simon Cowell signing, to put it mildly. \u00a0His album debuts at number 9 this week, so there may well be a promising career here.<\/p>\n<p><strong><a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=QJO3ROT-A4E\" target=\"_blank\">32. \u00a0One Direction &#8211; &#8220;What Makes You Beautiful&#8221;<\/a><\/strong><a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=QJO3ROT-A4E\" target=\"_blank\">\u00a0<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Just to prove that the Olympic Closing Ceremony effect benefits virtually anything (except, oddly, &#8220;Our House&#8221; and &#8220;West End Girls&#8221;), the boy band&#8217;s number 1 single from last year is also back.<\/p>\n<p><strong>34. \u00a0Ed Sheeran &#8211; &#8220;Wish You Were Here&#8221;<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>A cover version from the Olympic closing ceremony of the Pink Floyd song, which was never actually released as a single in its own right.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/youtu.be\/6hzrDeceEKc\" target=\"_blank\"><strong>38. \u00a0Oasis &#8211; &#8220;Wonderwall&#8221;<\/strong>\u00a0<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Oasis didn&#8217;t appear at the closing ceremony, but Liam Gallagher did, to perform this song along with his new band Beady Eye. \u00a0The original release reached number 2 in November 1995. \u00a0(And if you&#8217;re wondering what great epic could possibly have kept &#8220;Wonderwall&#8221; off number 1 in the height of Britpop, <a href=\"http:\/\/youtu.be\/b74A7BP6Rvo\" target=\"_blank\">it was this one<\/a>.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>One of the weirdest charts in quite some time, and it&#8217;s all the fault of the Olympic closing ceremony. \u00a0While the opening ceremony was generally acclaimed as a weird but wonderful tribute to all things British, the closing ceremony &#8211; which I watched from a hotel room in Switzerland until I lost the will to [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[22],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1522","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-music"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.housetoastonish.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1522","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.housetoastonish.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.housetoastonish.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.housetoastonish.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.housetoastonish.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1522"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.housetoastonish.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1522\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1534,"href":"https:\/\/www.housetoastonish.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1522\/revisions\/1534"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.housetoastonish.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1522"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.housetoastonish.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1522"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.housetoastonish.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1522"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}