{"id":1720,"date":"2012-12-23T23:18:41","date_gmt":"2012-12-23T23:18:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.housetoastonish.com\/?p=1720"},"modified":"2012-12-23T23:18:41","modified_gmt":"2012-12-23T23:18:41","slug":"charts-23-december-2012","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.housetoastonish.com\/?p=1720","title":{"rendered":"Charts &#8211; 23 December 2012"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Merry Christmas! \u00a0Yes, this is the Christmas chart, and you know what that means &#8211; everybody in their right mind runs a mile, leaving us with a two horse race between a charity record and a bloke who won\u00a0<em>X Factor<\/em> but told everyone they should buy the charity record. \u00a0(Despite which, he was still ahead on iTunes for some of the week &#8211; so it wasn&#8217;t a complete thumping.)<\/p>\n<p>But further down the chart, it&#8217;s a bit of a wasteland, truth be told. \u00a0Quite simply, releasing a record in the week before Christmas is almost entirely the province of charity records, novelty acts, and lunatics, giving us one of the stranger charts of the year. \u00a0All part of the glorious tapestry, though.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/youtu.be\/THcbQyFtCqg\" target=\"_blank\"><strong>36. \u00a0Chris Rea &#8211; &#8220;Driving Home for Christmas&#8221;<\/strong>\u00a0<\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=E8gmARGvPlI\" target=\"_blank\"><strong>35. \u00a0Wham! &#8211; &#8220;Last Christmas&#8221;<\/strong>\u00a0<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Two belated re-entries from the Christmas back catalogue. \u00a0&#8220;Driving Home for Christmas&#8221; was the lead track from an EP that Chris Rea released in 1988, but didn&#8217;t make the top 40 until the download era, when it achieved the dizzy heights of 33. \u00a0Even so, it keeps coming back (perhaps because a lot of people genuinely\u00a0<em>don&#8217;t<\/em> own it). \u00a0&#8220;Last Christmas&#8221; spent five frustrating weeks at number 2 in Christmas 1984, stuck behind Band Aid.<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p><strong>33. \u00a0Ellie Goulding &#8211; &#8220;Figure 8&#8221;<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/rNpBahr49mA?rel=0\" height=\"225\" width=\"400\" allowfullscreen=\"\" frameborder=\"0\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>Somebody needs to buy Ellie Goulding a calendar. \u00a0This is the only &#8220;proper&#8221; new entry of the week, and it&#8217;s mainly succeeded in demonstrating why nobody else bothers. \u00a0This is not a good time to be promoting new releases, or at least, that&#8217;s got to be the spin. \u00a0After all, this is only the second single from her current album &#8220;Halcyon&#8221;, and the first one made number 5 just two months ago, so the promotion shouldn&#8217;t be going cold this quickly. \u00a0Nor is this a case of the track charting on the strength of the first album track downloads &#8211; this is the actual single release, and the promotion for it started in November. \u00a0It&#8217;s a bit of a disappointment, really.<\/p>\n<p>Actually, one other major act\u00a0<em>did<\/em> have a single out this week &#8211; Robbie Williams, who released &#8220;Different&#8221; as the second single from his album &#8220;Take the Crown&#8221;. \u00a0But since he&#8217;s on the Hillsborough track, he&#8217;s deliberately stopped promoting it, making it a release in name only. \u00a0It lands at 64.<\/p>\n<p><strong>29. \u00a0One Pound Fish Man &#8211; &#8220;One Pound Fish&#8221;<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/G_miGclPFGs?rel=0\" height=\"225\" width=\"400\" allowfullscreen=\"\" frameborder=\"0\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>This year&#8217;s media-endorsed novelty hit, though as you can tell, it hasn&#8217;t really set the world alight &#8211; whatever the papers may have told you about it being in contention for Christmas number one.<\/p>\n<p>Muhammad Nazir is a stallholder in London who does this schtick to, well, sell fish. \u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/youtu.be\/ETSl8gWsFZ0\" target=\"_blank\">A video of it went viral on YouTube earlier in the year.<\/a>\u00a0 This record is the obligatory novelty cash-in. \u00a0But there&#8217;s a difference between something like this and, say, &#8220;Gangnam Style&#8221; &#8211; which, if you need it spelled out, is that &#8220;Gangnam Style&#8221; was a proper record in the first place. \u00a0Still, there have been far worse Christmas novelty records than this. \u00a0In a spirit of seasonal generosity, I would go so far as to describe it as tolerable.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/youtu.be\/GaWXA5e0YTQ\" target=\"_blank\"><strong>28. \u00a0Willy Moon &#8211; &#8220;Yeah Yeah&#8221;<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><\/a><\/p>\n<p>This peaked at number 34 in November, but for some reason it&#8217;s now made a comeback. \u00a0I&#8217;m honestly not sure why that is &#8211; did he get a TV appearance, or have they just been playing the iPod advert a lot more?<\/p>\n<p>Wikipedia helpfully points out to me that part of the hook is <a href=\"http:\/\/youtu.be\/88jr9QUxbcs\" target=\"_blank\">sampled from a Wu-Tang Clan single<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p><strong>25. \u00a0Alex Day &#8211; &#8220;Stupid Stupid&#8221;<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/8ftNWC8pYbw?rel=0\" height=\"225\" width=\"400\" allowfullscreen=\"\" frameborder=\"0\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>Another of the occasional releases from YouTube songwriter Alex Day, following from last year&#8217;s &#8220;Forever Yours&#8221; (number 4) and April&#8217;s cover of &#8220;Lady Godiva&#8221; (number 15). \u00a0Day has a large online following and his records tend to be one-week wonders on the strength of concerted buying campaigns. \u00a0He&#8217;s certainly an interesting figure, in that his strategy of cultivating an online fanbase and self-releasing singles has bypassed the conventional music industry entirely, and appears to be having some degree of success. \u00a0(He is also a member of Chameleon Circuit, a band who make songs entirely about\u00a0<em>Doctor Who<\/em>.)<\/p>\n<p>On the other hand, you have to wonder how much three singles is really doing to turn that following into an income. \u00a0At this point in time, Day is basically an endearing\/annoying (delete according to taste) amateur who pops up in the charts from time to time, and serves as a healthy reminder to the chart ecosystem that there are other options. \u00a0But at this stage he doesn&#8217;t really seem poised to grow beyond that. \u00a0Officially, his goal with this release was to get all his followers to buy it in one hour and try to propel it to the top of the iTunes chart on the day of release. \u00a0Not sure it worked.<\/p>\n<p><strong>1. \u00a0The Justice Collective &#8211; &#8220;He Ain&#8217;t Heavy, He&#8217;s My Brother&#8221;<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/2h8loYnNlZA?rel=0\" height=\"225\" width=\"400\" allowfullscreen=\"\" frameborder=\"0\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>A charity single raising money for the legal costs of the families of victims of <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Hillsborough_disaster\" target=\"_blank\">the 1989 Hillsborough Stadium disaster<\/a>, in which 96 people were killed and 766 injured by crushing at an FA Cup semifinal between Liverpool and Nottingham Forest. \u00a0Inept crowd control was identified as the main cause in the original inquiry, but more recently further evidence has emerged of deliberate attempts by the police to shift the blame onto the fans. \u00a0Unsurprisingly, this has sparked a new round of inquests and litigation, which the proceeds from this record are supposed to be helping to fund.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;He Ain&#8217;t Heavy, He&#8217;s My Brother&#8221; <a href=\"http:\/\/youtu.be\/SlvifsYSafc\" target=\"_blank\">was originally recorded in 1969 by Kelly Gordon<\/a>, but the best known version is the Hollies&#8217; cover version from later that year. \u00a0It made number 3 on its original release and number 1 when re-issued in 1988 (on the strength of being used in an advert). \u00a0Apparently it features an uncredited Elton John on piano.<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/C1KtScrqtbc?rel=0\" height=\"300\" width=\"400\" allowfullscreen=\"\" frameborder=\"0\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>A full list of people appearing on the Justice Collective version would take forever; the bigger names include Paul McCartney, the aforementioned Robbie Williams, Mel C, Holly Johnson, Beverley Knight and Shane McGowan. \u00a0The record continues what is now an established tradition of the Christmas Number One bearing little or no resemblance to regular pop music; in recent years, everything has been either a charity record, an\u00a0<em>X Factor<\/em> winner&#8217;s single, or (in the case of &#8220;Killing in the Name&#8221;) an online campaign against\u00a0<em>X Factor<\/em>. \u00a0And while the people behind that campaign may have claimed that they were promoting &#8220;real&#8221; music, it was always disingenuous to claim that Rage Against The Machine&#8217;s 17-year-old record bore any more resemblance to contemporary pop music than Simon Cowell&#8217;s efforts.<\/p>\n<p>In fact, for a Christmas number one single that does not fall into any of the above categories, you have to go back to 2003 and <a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=4N3N1MlvVc4\" target=\"_blank\">&#8220;Mad World&#8221; by Michael Andrews &amp; Gary Jules<\/a> from the\u00a0<em>Donnie Darko<\/em> soundtrack. \u00a0And even that was a blip. \u00a02002 was a reality show release (<a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=V9Wv4SCBiTE\" target=\"_blank\">&#8220;Sound of the Underground&#8221; by Girls Aloud<\/a>, so at least a good one), and the two years before that were at least partly novelty records &#8211; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=f43nR8Wu_1Y\" target=\"_blank\">&#8220;Something Stupid&#8221; by Robbie Williams &amp; Nicole Kidman<\/a> in 2001, and <a href=\"http:\/\/youtu.be\/CZnYzD-LnSU\" target=\"_blank\">&#8220;Can We Fix It?&#8221; by Bob The Builder<\/a> in 2000. \u00a0Only when you hit the 1990s do you truly start getting a string of Christmas number ones that reflected regular pop music &#8211; Westlife, the Spice Girls three years running, Michael Jackson, East 17.<\/p>\n<p>So the Christmas number one has existed in something of a parallel world from regular pop music for over a decade now, and that&#8217;s not likely to change any time soon &#8211; although\u00a0<em>X Factor<\/em> seems to be out of the way, that&#8217;s merely cleared the way for zeitgeist friendly charity records that no regular act would want to compete with anyway. \u00a0Best just to accept it for what it is.<\/p>\n<p>Over on the album chart&#8230; well, absolutely nothing, obviously. \u00a0The Christmas number one over there is &#8220;Our Version of Events&#8221; by Emeli Sande, so if you&#8217;re wondering what music people are actually buying for presents this year, that&#8217;s probably your answer.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Merry Christmas! \u00a0Yes, this is the Christmas chart, and you know what that means &#8211; 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