{"id":1971,"date":"2013-06-09T19:33:28","date_gmt":"2013-06-09T18:33:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.housetoastonish.com\/?p=1971"},"modified":"2013-06-09T19:33:28","modified_gmt":"2013-06-09T18:33:28","slug":"the-x-axis-9-june-2013","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.housetoastonish.com\/?p=1971","title":{"rendered":"The X-Axis &#8211; 9 June 2013"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s one of our rare quiet weeks! \u00a0(Well, there&#8217;s the\u00a0<em>Wolverine: Season One<\/em> graphic novel, but I don&#8217;t review those. \u00a0Not in the week of release, at any rate.)<\/p>\n<p><em><strong>All-New X-Men<\/strong><\/em><strong> #12<\/strong>\u00a0&#8211; Apparently someone&#8217;s decided that it&#8217;s time to start pushing the\u00a0<em>Uncanny Avengers<\/em> team into the other X-books, since they show up in two of this week&#8217;s titles. \u00a0<em>All-New<\/em> has them show up to speak confront the remaining Silver Age X-Men (plus Kitty and Wolverine), whom you might recall them blasting out of the sky in the previous issue. \u00a0But this is a Brian Bendis comic, so once the very expensive aircraft has been wrecked, everyone can settle down to some Very Important Talking.<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p>The main focus of what follows is on Cyclops having a touching reunion with his brother Havok, and Marvel Girl going predictably nuts over the Scarlet Witch still being accepted as a hero. \u00a0Neither of these seems to advance the plot appreciably in any way, as the story ends with the X-Men going off to fight Mystique&#8217;s crew, which is exactly what they were going to do at the end of issue #11 anyway. \u00a0The more substantial story advancement is over in the subplot, where Mastermind makes clear that she believes Mystique has a more ambitious agenda than merely accruing vast amounts of money, and Mystique more or less confirms it.<\/p>\n<p>Though it&#8217;s a very well drawn issue, and the brothers&#8217; reunion has a lot going for it, this issue suffers from the main problems that continue to plague\u00a0<em>All-New X-Men &#8211; <\/em>the pace is glacial, and the characters have to act in awkward ways to make key scenes work. \u00a0It&#8217;s not just the Avengers gratuitously attacking last issue for the sake of a cliffhanger; that&#8217;s hokey, but people have been doing it for decades. \u00a0More to the point is that the ensuing conversation between X-Men and Avengers features no fewer than three key sequences that depend on characters remaining inexplicably ignorant of things they surely ought to know.<\/p>\n<p>Scott has somehow failed to learn that his brother is (a) alive, (b) was in the X-Men, and (c) is now leading an Avengers team, even though Alex isn&#8217;t even maintaining a secret identity and is giving press conferences. \u00a0Has nobody mentioned this to him? \u00a0Has he not\u00a0<em>asked<\/em>? \u00a0Jean has to be shocked and outraged about the whole\u00a0M-Day thing, but how on earth have they managed to live with the X-Men for any length of time without somebody mentioning one of the biggest historical events of the last few years? \u00a0And Scott somehow\u00a0<em>still<\/em> doesn&#8217;t believe that Mystique is a baddie, even though the X-Men ought to have tons of material to show him. \u00a0Bendis wants Scott to be fighting Mystique&#8217;s corner within the team, which is a fine idea, but he&#8217;s given Scott no sensible reason to do so, and no ammunition, so whenever the topic comes up, he looks like a complete moron.<\/p>\n<p>The slow pacing might be exacerbating these problems. \u00a0The time to have Scott, Jean and the Others Who Don&#8217;t Get Anything To Do reacting to the biggest events of the last few years was issue #3, at a push. \u00a0Here they are, still learning things that even the readers have known from day one,\u00a0<em>in issue #12<\/em>. \u00a0I get the desire not to have them reacting to everything all at once in the opening issues, but if you want to drag out their learning process a bit longer, you can&#8217;t have them living with the X-Men. \u00a0You need to keep them away from the source of information.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s not that the actual scenes are bad, it&#8217;s that they&#8217;re coming at the wrong point in the series, and the logical underpinning isn&#8217;t there. \u00a0This doesn&#8217;t seem uncommon where Bendis is concerned; he&#8217;s a writer mainly interested in the big emotional beats and, by all appearances, rather less bothered about the connecting tissue that gives them context. \u00a0And while that&#8217;s a perfectly sound order of priorities, there&#8217;s still a balance. \u00a0 A lot of what happens in this series is good in theory, but it hasn&#8217;t been structured very well at all.<\/p>\n<p><em><strong>Cable &amp; X-Force<\/strong><\/em><strong> #9<\/strong> &#8211; How odd. \u00a0This issue does have the advertised story &#8211; Hope goes on the run to try and help Cable, and the\u00a0<em>Uncanny Avengers<\/em> team try to catch her. \u00a0And it&#8217;s drawn by regular artist Salvador Larroca. \u00a0But instead of being by regular (and solicited) writer Dennis Hopeless, it&#8217;s by Frank Tieri, a name I don&#8217;t think we&#8217;ve seen at Marvel in quite some time. \u00a0It doesn&#8217;t seem to be an outright filler story, though, so much as a self-contained chapter of the larger plot. \u00a0Marvel&#8217;s website is still listing Hopeless as the writer of the next issue, so it seems to be a rare case of a fill-in\u00a0<em><\/em>writer. \u00a0(And by the way, Marvel&#8217;s website is a lot more navigable than it has been in the past. \u00a0Looks like you can actually find stuff there\u00a0<em>without<\/em> resorting to Google these days.)<\/p>\n<p>It was always clear that we were going to get back to Hope&#8217;s story, and what happens here is much as you&#8217;d expect. \u00a0She isn&#8217;t happy being stuck in the suburbs with her foster parents, the Avengers politely try to tell her that she&#8217;s going back there, and (since there wouldn&#8217;t be much of a story for future issues otherwise) she comes out on top. \u00a0It does what it needs to do.<\/p>\n<p>It doesn&#8217;t read, though, as if Tieri is particularly familiar with Hope. \u00a0Having any character reference the &#8220;these are not the droids you&#8217;re looking for&#8221; bit from <em>Star Wars<\/em> is a bit hokey, but particularly so for Hope, who if anything ought to be the one person in the room who doesn&#8217;t get the joke. \u00a0And unless I&#8217;m very much mistaken, Hope&#8217;s power is to copy the powers of other mutants who are nearby, not just other mutants who she met earlier in the day. \u00a0(Wasn&#8217;t there an\u00a0<em>Uncanny X-Men<\/em> cliffhanger where she was teleported away from the rest of her team, with the idea that that instantly depowered her?) \u00a0These are more editing problems than faults on Tieri&#8217;s part, but they do give the impression that he isn&#8217;t up to speed on the character. \u00a0Oh, and if she&#8217;s planning to go on the run, you&#8217;d think she&#8217;d be drawn with a bag of some sort. \u00a0Hope&#8217;s nothing if not practical, but it doesn&#8217;t exactly take a survival expert to figure out that a change of clothes might come in handy.<\/p>\n<p>Still, Tieri makes a reasonable stab of trying to use his guest stars effectively by having Hope try to play up the tensions over Havok&#8217;s improbable status as an authority figure in a team filled with far more established heroes. \u00a0And it does the job of advancing the wider series plot. \u00a0But even if the problems I&#8217;ve mentioned are mere glitches in the wider scheme of things, they&#8217;re too prominent to let the story be anything more than okay.<\/p>\n<p><strong><em>X-Factor<\/em> #257<\/strong> &#8211; The cover bills this as &#8220;The End of X-Factor, part 1 of 6&#8221;, but it seems that &#8220;The End of X-Factor&#8221; isn&#8217;t a storyline so much as a bunch of issues that will wind up in the same trade paperback. \u00a0This is a Jamie and Layla story, so presumably the remaining issues will catch up on the rest of the cast before everyone gets together one last time at the end. \u00a0(Right?)<\/p>\n<p>Jamie is still stuck as a silent demon after the Hell on Earth War, and, well, by the end of this issue he&#8217;s\u00a0<em>still<\/em> stuck as a demon &#8211; which is another reason why I assume we&#8217;ll be seeing him again. \u00a0He&#8217;s wound up in Marrakesh where a couple of locals have mistaken him for a genie and are trying to use him as a source of mystical power to bring a loved one back from the dead. \u00a0Layla shows up expecting a straightforward retrieval, but it seems that Jamie actually does work as a source of mystical power, so it all goes a bit wrong.<\/p>\n<p>(Part of this doesn&#8217;t\u00a0<em>entirely<\/em> make sense, by the way. \u00a0In the timeline Layla &#8220;knows&#8221; about, it seems Jamie wasn&#8217;t a demon &#8211; but in that case, it&#8217;s not clear what the story would actually have been, since he wouldn&#8217;t have been of interest to the two locals in the first place.)<\/p>\n<p>The result is basically a &#8220;be careful what you wish for&#8221; story, and I suppose the wider idea is that Layla is meant to (but doesn&#8217;t) learn that she ought to be careful about how far she pushes her attempts to cure Jamie. \u00a0But there&#8217;s an optimistic note too, since Jamie&#8217;s behaviour suggests he&#8217;s still in there somewhere. \u00a0It&#8217;s a change of pace and scale from the previous story, but it does feel like a bit of a detour for a series that only has six issues to go.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s one of our rare quiet weeks! \u00a0(Well, there&#8217;s the\u00a0Wolverine: Season One graphic novel, but I don&#8217;t review those. \u00a0Not in the week of release, at any rate.) 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