{"id":2179,"date":"2013-09-23T21:21:46","date_gmt":"2013-09-23T20:21:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.housetoastonish.com\/?p=2179"},"modified":"2013-09-23T21:21:46","modified_gmt":"2013-09-23T20:21:46","slug":"charts-22-september-2013","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.housetoastonish.com\/?p=2179","title":{"rendered":"Charts &#8211; 22 September 2013"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>We have a new number one &#8211; and it&#8217;s not very good!<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/youtu.be\/byp94CCWKSI\" target=\"_blank\"><strong>39. \u00a0Jason Derulo &#8211; &#8220;The Other Side&#8221;<\/strong><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Re-entry, as a spillover effect from the promotion of the new single, which we&#8217;ll be coming to. \u00a0Originally a number 2 hit in June.<\/p>\n<p><strong>38. \u00a0Chvrches &#8211; &#8220;The Mother We Share&#8221;<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/_mTRvJ9fugM?rel=0\" height=\"225\" width=\"400\" allowfullscreen=\"\" frameborder=\"0\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p><!--more-->Chvrches are as a Glaswegian synthpop trio, who&#8217;ve been tipped for a while but have not previously poked their head into the top 40. \u00a0This single originally came out last November, but it&#8217;s being repromoted now with a video for the first time. \u00a0 The band name is pronounced &#8220;Churches&#8221;, but evidently they don&#8217;t like people who hear their records on the radio being able to find them on iTunes unless the DJ carefully spells out how to search for them. \u00a0It&#8217;s a great little song, though, and deserved to go further. \u00a0(It&#8217;s not going to.)<\/p>\n<p><strong>34. \u00a0Linkin Park vs Steve Aoki &#8211; &#8220;A Light That Never Comes&#8221;<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/RsKQOm_iJug?rel=0\" height=\"300\" width=\"400\" allowfullscreen=\"\" frameborder=\"0\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>Linkin Park need no introduction; Steve Aoki is a DJ who&#8217;s had a couple of middling hits before (&#8220;I&#8217;m in the House&#8221; in 2010 and &#8220;No Beef&#8221; in 2011, bot of which landed in the 20s). \u00a0This is the lead single from Linkin Park&#8217;s upcoming remix album, though it&#8217;s an original collaboration, not a remix. \u00a0Apparently it&#8217;s used in a Facebook game, which will have shifted a few extra copies. \u00a0It&#8217;s less of a horrendous style clash than you might have expected, possibly because most of the band seem to have been given the afternoon off rather than being clumsily worked in to a dance track.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/youtu.be\/8piAL5rD6wI\" target=\"_blank\"><strong>23. \u00a0The Wanted &#8211; &#8220;We Own the Night&#8221;<\/strong><\/a><\/p>\n<p>How odd. \u00a0This plunged out of the top 40 two weeks ago, but for some reason it&#8217;s staged a resurgence. \u00a0I&#8217;m not aware of any reason why.<\/p>\n<p><strong>21. \u00a0Katy Perry featuring Juicy J &#8211; &#8220;Dark Horse&#8221;<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Ah. \u00a0This is an album track which won a vote on MTV to become Perry&#8217;s next single. \u00a0It&#8217;s not officially on YouTube, but you won&#8217;t have too much trouble finding it. \u00a0It&#8217;s actually pretty good, and a surprising song to have won, since it&#8217;s a bit of a diversion from her usual bubblegum style.<\/p>\n<p>Chart debut for Juicy J, who&#8217;s a member of Three 6 Mafia. \u00a0Neither he nor the group has had a hit outside North America, though some readers of his blog may vaguely recall them as the people who did Mark Henry&#8217;s theme music.<\/p>\n<p><strong>16. \u00a0Birdy &#8211; &#8220;Wings&#8221;<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/WJTXDCh2YiA?rel=0\" height=\"225\" width=\"400\" allowfullscreen=\"\" frameborder=\"0\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>A third hit for Jasmine van der Bogaerde, who reached number 17 with a cover of &#8220;Skinny Love&#8221; in 2011. \u00a0She was 14 then, she&#8217;s 17 now, and since &#8220;Skinny Love&#8221; also did business internationally, she&#8217;s now something of a priority for her record label, hence the coffee table epic vibe of this track. \u00a0It&#8217;s co-written by Birdy, but it&#8217;s co-written and co-produced by OneRepublic&#8217;s Ryan Tedder, doing his very best Coldplay. \u00a0But for all that the tricks are familiar, it knows what it&#8217;s doing and it&#8217;s pretty much laser-targeted to make it work. \u00a0Having rolled my eyes the first time I heard it, I find it&#8217;s growing on me.<\/p>\n<p>If it&#8217;s not a bigger hit this time round, expect it to make a comeback when\u00a0<em>X Factor<\/em> starts using it to soundtrack heartwarming outbursts of audition-passing joy, and then again next year when people use it as an audition piece.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/youtu.be\/mFhSLB-Ys0k\" target=\"_blank\"><strong>13. \u00a0Ben Pearce &#8211; &#8220;What I Might Do&#8221;<\/strong><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Climbing 12 places as the exposure from the Tesco adverts grows.<\/p>\n<p><strong>11. \u00a0Christina Perri &#8211; &#8220;A Thousand Years&#8221;<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/rtOvBOTyX00?rel=0\" height=\"225\" width=\"400\" allowfullscreen=\"\" frameborder=\"0\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>Yet another return to the chart for this Twilight soundtrack song, which seems to have a resurgence every few months when (a) something Twilight-related happens, or (b) someone does it on a reality TV show. \u00a0This time it&#8217;s (b). \u00a0Surprisingly, considering how long it&#8217;s hung around on the chart, this is its highest place to date; it previously peaked at 13.<\/p>\n<p><strong>5. \u00a0Avicii &#8211; &#8220;You Make Me&#8221;<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/2GADx4Hy-Gg?rel=0\" height=\"300\" width=\"400\" allowfullscreen=\"\" frameborder=\"0\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>Avicii&#8217;s 5th top ten hit, promoting the album &#8220;True&#8221; which also came out this week. \u00a0I&#8217;ll give Avicii this, his music may not have much in the way of emotional range &#8211; you&#8217;ll have your celebratory ecstasy and you&#8217;ll like it &#8211; but the sound of his records varies a lot more than many of his contemporaries. \u00a0The loping piano line is the distinctive bit on this track, and it works.<\/p>\n<p>The singer &#8211; uncredited even though he&#8217;s prominent in the video &#8211; is Salim al Fakir, who also appeared uncredited on Avicii&#8217;s &#8220;Silhouettes&#8221;, and who\u00a0<em>really<\/em> ought to have his name on these records.<\/p>\n<p><strong>3. \u00a0Jessie J &#8211; &#8220;It&#8217;s My Party&#8221;<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/59caVlKNNEQ?rel=0\" height=\"225\" width=\"400\" allowfullscreen=\"\" frameborder=\"0\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>Jessie J also has a bit of range in her sound, to be fair. \u00a0Problem is, that often just means she tries a bunch of different styles without being particularly good at them. \u00a0This, for example, is essentially a Pink B-side. \u00a0And that&#8217;s unquestionably different from the previous single &#8220;Wild&#8221;, which was a dodgy semi-grime record, but neither of them is very <em>good<\/em>, and it falls into Jessie J&#8217;s perennial trap of feeling insincere and over-polished. \u00a0I can&#8217;t help feeling that a better production could have made this work. \u00a0Or at least not seem quite so twee and squeaky.<\/p>\n<p><strong>1. \u00a0Jason DeRulo featuring 2 Chainz &#8211; &#8220;Talk Dirty&#8221;<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/RbtPXFlZlHg?rel=0\" height=\"225\" width=\"400\" allowfullscreen=\"\" frameborder=\"0\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s tempting to say this is an easy win for worst number one of the year, but actually, it&#8217;s probably a toss-up with the Bingo Players from January. \u00a0Even so, this is just dreadful. \u00a0The basic conceit here is that Jason Derulo is a world-class playboy who tours the world having sex with women whose language he does not speak. \u00a0For some reason he still enjoys it when they talk dirty, though how exactly he can tell is not fully explored. \u00a02 Chainz then pops in for a verse in which he rhymes &#8220;genius&#8221; with &#8220;penis&#8221;. \u00a0And there&#8217;s a comedy giggling Asian who doesn&#8217;t speak English at the end. \u00a0(That&#8217;s on the record too, by the way.)<\/p>\n<p>So, yeah. \u00a0Even if it wasn&#8217;t a mildly troubling record for all the obvious reasons, there would still be a fundamental problem in the very idea of Jason Derulo trying to convince me of his world-dominating sexual charisma, considering that thus far in his career he&#8217;s shown the level of personality that tends to suggest he reproduces by a system of injection moulding.<\/p>\n<p>It\u00a0<em>does<\/em> have a quite a good beat, but then that&#8217;s basically just a steroid version of \u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/youtu.be\/oWTRG5ucwaE\" target=\"_blank\">&#8220;Hermetico&#8221; by Balkan Beat Box<\/a>, where you can enjoy most of the good bits of this track without the dodgy lyrics.<\/p>\n<p>The album chart sees a busy week:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><strong>&#8220;AM&#8221; by the Arctic Monkeys<\/strong> at 1.<\/li>\n<li><strong>&#8220;True&#8221; by Avicii<\/strong> at 2. \u00a0As already mentioned. \u00a0His first hit album, following on his number 1 singles &#8220;I Could Be The One&#8221; and &#8220;Wake Me Up&#8221;.<\/li>\n<li><strong>&#8220;The Diving Board&#8221; by Elton John<\/strong> at 3. \u00a0Leaving aside a greatest hits remix album from last year, this <em>might\u00a0<\/em>be one of his highest chart placings in a while &#8211; check, though, since he made 6 not that long ago\u00a0 Single: <a href=\"http:\/\/youtu.be\/bdRUQWVGENo\" target=\"_blank\">&#8220;Home Again&#8221;<\/a>.<\/li>\n<li><strong>&#8220;Rewind the Film&#8221; by the Manic Street Preachers<\/strong> at 4. \u00a0The eleventh studio album for the indie perennials, now in their 23rd year. \u00a0Like many bands of that vintage, they&#8217;re now exclusively an albums proposition, and their style has shifted to the point where they&#8217;re barely recognisable as the same act who made &#8220;You Love Us&#8221;. \u00a0There&#8217;s <a href=\"http:\/\/youtu.be\/PwwtOd3pMlk\" target=\"_blank\">a video for the title track<\/a> (which features Richard Hawley).<\/li>\n<li><strong>&#8220;Ketevan&#8221; by Katie Melua<\/strong> at 6. \u00a0Her sixth top ten album. \u00a0Ketevan is her real first name. \u00a0She doesn&#8217;t have hit singles any more either, but to be honest, she was always a more album-oriented act whose occasional appearances in the singles chart seems a bit anomalous. \u00a0Single: <a href=\"http:\/\/youtu.be\/7IRIP-hSfJ0\" target=\"_blank\">&#8220;I Will Be There&#8221;<\/a>.<\/li>\n<li><strong>&#8220;From Here to Now to You&#8221; by Jack Johnson<\/strong> at 7. \u00a0Another surprisingly high placing &#8211; the Hawaiian songwriter has not previously made it above 24. \u00a0Single: <a href=\"http:\/\/youtu.be\/dBWFUVq85gs\" target=\"_blank\">&#8220;I Got You&#8221;<\/a>.<\/li>\n<li><strong>&#8220;Old Souls&#8221; by Deaf Havana<\/strong> at 9. \u00a0Indie band from Norfolk. \u00a0This is their third album, but they&#8217;ve never previously made the top 40 in either albums or singles. \u00a0Bluntly, this is kind of an illustration of what it takes to make the albums top ten these days. \u00a0Single: <a href=\"http:\/\/youtu.be\/X0Zn6cVv4p0\" target=\"_blank\">&#8220;Mildred (Lost a Friend)&#8221;<\/a>.<\/li>\n<li><strong>&#8220;The Temperance Movement&#8221; 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