{"id":2454,"date":"2014-03-23T22:14:49","date_gmt":"2014-03-23T22:14:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.housetoastonish.com\/?p=2454"},"modified":"2014-03-23T22:14:49","modified_gmt":"2014-03-23T22:14:49","slug":"x-men-7-12-muertas","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.housetoastonish.com\/?p=2454","title":{"rendered":"X-Men #7-12 &#8211; &#8220;Muertas&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;Muertas&#8221; is a storyline that starts off strongly and ends up as a bit of a mess all round.<\/p>\n<p>Even the titling suggests confusion. \u00a0Issue #7 clearly gives the title as &#8220;Muertas, part 1 of 6&#8221;. \u00a0But issue #10 &#8211; sorry, &#8220;issue #10.NOW&#8221; &#8211; which ought to be &#8220;Muertas, part 4&#8221;, is instead titled as &#8220;Ghosts, part 1&#8221;, despite being manifestly a middle chapter, apparently for no reason other than to justify the dodgy promotion.<\/p>\n<p>It starts with a decent idea, though. \u00a0Ana Cortes, a rich Colombian teenager, gets hold of the disembodied consciousness of Lady Deathstrike. \u00a0Before anyone asks, I couldn&#8217;t remember where she died either, and an explanation might not have gone amiss. \u00a0(As best I can figure, it&#8217;s meant to be\u00a0<em>Uncanny X-Force<\/em> #5.1, where she escaped X-Force by uploading her consciousness to the internet &#8211; she&#8217;s appeared elsewhere since, but if she&#8217;s a downloaded consciousness these days, I guess there&#8217;s no reason why there can&#8217;t be several of her.)<\/p>\n<p><!--more-->Cortes plans to download Deathstrike&#8217;s mind into herself, so that she can become an Awesome Supervillain. \u00a0And she does. \u00a0The resulting Deathstrike &#8211; a mix between the original character and a thrill seeking idiot teenager in Day of the Dead makeup &#8211; starts trying to pick up further upgrades so that she can be More Awesome. \u00a0She ends up learning about Arkea, from the book&#8217;s opening storyline, and decides that Arkea would make a wonderful upgrade. \u00a0That, of course, doesn&#8217;t work out well for her at all, as she finds herself under the thumb of a destructive cosmic weirdo.<\/p>\n<p>This is all quite good. \u00a0The new Deathstrike is a clever (yet reversible) way of livening up a staid character &#8211; I could see someone getting plenty of interesting stories out of that set-up. \u00a0There&#8217;s something genuinely interesting about Cortes&#8217; self-destructive willingness to damage her own identity for the sake of entertainment. \u00a0And there&#8217;s a time-honoured classic story here about Cortes learning too late to be careful what she wishes for. \u00a0It ought to work.<\/p>\n<p>It doesn&#8217;t, mainly because the story loses its focus. \u00a0It drifts away from Ana towards a range of less interesting ideas. \u00a0Once Arkea shows up, Deathstrike gets pushed towards the margins, not just of her group, but of the narrative. \u00a0And Arkea isn&#8217;t very interesting &#8211; she&#8217;s a one-dimensional killer. \u00a0That&#8217;s not necessarily a bad thing when she&#8217;s used as a foil, and having her as someone for Cortes to bounce off could have been fine. \u00a0But what actually happens is that Cortes has her big moment of redemption in part\u00a0<em>five<\/em> and commits suicide, in a gesture whose contribution to the X-Men&#8217;s eventual victory is at best marginal, meaning that she shuffles off stage before the story even reaches its climax. \u00a0And before the potential in the character had been properly realised.<\/p>\n<p>On top of that, the story increasingly gets sidetracked into Deathstrike and Arkea&#8217;s efforts to recruit a new Sisterhood, as a force to take on the X-Men. \u00a0These characters are clutter. \u00a0Two are introduced with great fanfare and then simply\u00a0<em>leave<\/em>, without doing anything &#8211; one wonders if their introduction into the series was accelerated in the spurious belief that it might somehow justify that #1 on the .NOW issue. \u00a0The fact that Arkea feels the need to recruit the likes of Selene only serves to undermine her status as a supposed global threat. \u00a0And they&#8217;re a bizarrely random bunch anyway; even leaving aside the fairly obvious decision that they should be all female as a counterpart to the team (a decision which sits oddly with the book&#8217;s general approach of treating the stars&#8217; gender as a non-issue), a team that features Madelyne Pryor, Typhoid Mary and the Enchantress feels like it&#8217;s been compiled by flicking through the Official Handbook at random.<\/p>\n<p>At any rate, they&#8217;re a distraction from what ought to be Deathstrike\/Cortes&#8217;s story. \u00a0She&#8217;s the one with a proper emotional arc here, and she ends up feeling like a subplot. \u00a0There&#8217;s a reasonable story in here trying to get out, but it needs a lot fewer characters, and a lot more emphasis on Cortes.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;Muertas&#8221; is a storyline that starts off strongly and ends up as a bit of a mess all round. Even the titling suggests confusion. \u00a0Issue #7 clearly gives the title as &#8220;Muertas, part 1 of 6&#8221;. \u00a0But issue #10 &#8211; sorry, &#8220;issue #10.NOW&#8221; &#8211; which ought to be &#8220;Muertas, part 4&#8221;, is instead titled as [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[27],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2454","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-x-axis"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.housetoastonish.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2454","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.housetoastonish.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.housetoastonish.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.housetoastonish.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.housetoastonish.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2454"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.housetoastonish.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2454\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2455,"href":"https:\/\/www.housetoastonish.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2454\/revisions\/2455"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.housetoastonish.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2454"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.housetoastonish.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2454"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.housetoastonish.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2454"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}