{"id":3358,"date":"2016-02-28T19:56:54","date_gmt":"2016-02-28T19:56:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.housetoastonish.com\/?p=3358"},"modified":"2016-02-28T19:56:54","modified_gmt":"2016-02-28T19:56:54","slug":"charts-february-2016","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.housetoastonish.com\/?p=3358","title":{"rendered":"Charts &#8211; February 2016"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Now,\u00a0One Direction had a good run. \u00a0Five\u00a0albums over four years. \u00a0That&#8217;s a decent lifespan for their ilk. \u00a0But if you&#8217;re in\u00a0a boy band, you should have an\u00a0exit strategy. \u00a0At some point, you stop being boys. \u00a0And growing with the audience is easier said than done, because you tend to be the sort of thing the fans make a point of leaving behind as they get older. \u00a0Look at\u00a0Take That &#8211; consigned to the &#8220;vaguely embarrassing&#8221; file until the audience were old enough not to be so self-conscious about liking them.<\/p>\n<p>And if you&#8217;re a member of One Direction, you\u00a0probably\u00a0noticed that the media long since established the\u00a0conventional wisdom that, come the inevitable split, the successful one &#8211; the really A-list one &#8211; was\u00a0Harry Styles. \u00a0Good news for Harry Styles. \u00a0Less thrilling\u00a0for the other four.<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/C_3d6GntKbk?rel=0\" width=\"400\" height=\"225\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p><!--more-->This is\u00a0<strong>&#8220;Pillowtalk&#8221; by\u00a0Zayn<\/strong>, number one for the week of 5 February 2016. \u00a0He used to be Zayn Malik,\u00a0so\u00a0I guess the rest of the band got to keep his\u00a0surname in the divorce. \u00a0He quit the\u00a0group\u00a0last March, claiming that he wanted to be a &#8220;normal 22 year old\u00a0who is able to relax and have some private time out of the spotlight&#8221;. \u00a0Since he was already seen\u00a0hanging around with other\u00a0producers later that month, it&#8217;s easy to be cynical about that, but\u00a0three years\u00a0in One Direction\u00a0probably was a non-stop grind, and chances are that his solo career has indeed\u00a0been a welcome relief by comparison.<\/p>\n<p>Of course, the\u00a0first resignation has long been established as a\u00a0canary in the mineshaft for major pop groups &#8211;\u00a0just ask Take That, or the Spice Girls. \u00a0Officially, One Direction are now on a hiatus, but\u00a0hiatuses in their line of work have a nasty tendency to stick.<\/p>\n<p>A solo debut in these circumstances is a branding exercise as much as anything else. \u00a0Reasonably enough, Zayn seems to have his eyes on Robbie Williams&#8217; ostentatious rejection of his old band, and Justin Timberlake&#8217;s bid for musical credibility, both of which are winning angles if you can sell people on them. \u00a0In that context, &#8220;Pillowtalk&#8221; could be seen as bit obvious in its &#8220;Hey kids I&#8217;m singing about sex now&#8221; approach, but\u00a0judged as a song it&#8217;s actually pretty decent, and it suits his voice. \u00a0It managed a week at number 1,\u00a0which is\u00a0hardly surprising given\u00a0his\u00a0inherited\u00a0fanbase. \u00a0More notable, really, is that it\u00a0went on to move 1-2-2-4, which means it&#8217;s selling outside the hardcore fans.\u00a0He&#8217;ll be chalking this one up as a win.<\/p>\n<p>Nobody is\u00a0releasing a major single against Zayn, so the week&#8217;s other new entries are <strong><a href=\"spotify:track:2ZRJRe82aZaVhOKKlbJr4v\" target=\"_blank\">&#8220;Summer Sixteen&#8221; by Drake<\/a> <\/strong>at 23 (which crashed from there)\u00a0and\u00a0<strong><a href=\"http:\/\/&lt;iframe width=&quot;400&quot; height=&quot;225&quot; src=&quot;https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/BxuY9FET9Y4?rel=0&quot; frameborder=&quot;0&quot; allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;\/iframe&gt;\" target=\"_blank\">&#8220;One Call Away&#8221; by Charlie Puth<\/a><\/strong> at 29 (still hovering in the mid-twenties).<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/LHCob76kigA?rel=0\" width=\"400\" height=\"225\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>With that, we enter the age of\u00a0<strong>&#8220;7 Years&#8221; by Lukas Graham<\/strong>, number 1\u00a0from 12 February to date (three weeks and counting). \u00a0Apparently the &#8220;on air, on sale&#8221; philosophy is making a comeback in British record labels, as this\u00a0entered at number 24\u00a0in January and climbed to the top. \u00a0Lukas Graham are technically a band, though they&#8217;re one of those bands named after their own lead singer,\u00a0which must be, um, an interesting conversation. \u00a0(&#8220;I was thinking\u00a0that Lukas Graham might be a good name.&#8221; \u00a0&#8220;Isn&#8217;t that your name?&#8221; \u00a0&#8220;Yes. \u00a0It&#8217;s awesome, isn&#8217;t it?&#8221;)<\/p>\n<p>I may have mentioned last month that the band&#8217;s Wikipedia page\u00a0shows some signs of fan enthusiasm, but\u00a0it&#8217;s nothing compared to Lukas Graham Forchhammer&#8217;s personal page, which offers the surprising information that he voiced Andy in the Danish dub of\u00a0<em>Toy Story 2\u00a0<\/em>and\u00a0<em>3<\/em>, before explaining how\u00a0&#8220;he began to architect a singular style that transcended international barriers and cultural boundaries&#8221;, after discovering Dr Dre. \u00a0Quite how that links back to the\u00a0inoffensive record above, I&#8217;m not entirely sure.<\/p>\n<p>Still, it&#8217;s undoubtedly a hit. \u00a0Lukas Graham are indeed big stars in their native Denmark, where this\u00a0was their fifth number one. \u00a0It&#8217;s\u00a0clearly been chosen as the single to launch them internationally &#8211; a bit strangely, since\u00a0the lyrics\u00a0reference the international success that they\u00a0didn&#8217;t actually have until it was released. \u00a0And it&#8217;s done\u00a0pretty well across Europe so far. \u00a0They&#8217;re only the third Danish act to have a number 1 in Britain,\u00a0and that&#8217;s assuming you count Aqua, whose singer was Norwegian. \u00a0(The other one was Whigfield.)<\/p>\n<p>Other than that, it&#8217;s been a quiet few weeks. \u00a0The 12 February chart had new entries for\u00a0<strong><a href=\"https:\/\/youtu.be\/YykjpeuMNEk\" target=\"_blank\">&#8220;Hymn for the Weekend&#8221; by Coldplay<\/a><\/strong> at 20 (now at 10 and climbing),\u00a0<strong><a href=\"https:\/\/youtu.be\/DDWKuo3gXMQ\" target=\"_blank\">&#8220;When We Were Young&#8221; by Adele<\/a><\/strong> at 33 (now at 13 and climbing &#8211; this previously charted as an album track\u00a0on release in December, but it&#8217;s now promoted to an official single),\u00a0<strong><a href=\"https:\/\/youtu.be\/pXRviuL6vMY\" target=\"_blank\">&#8220;Stressed Out&#8221; by Twenty One Pilots<\/a><\/strong> at 34 (now at 19 and climbing), and\u00a0<strong><a href=\"https:\/\/youtu.be\/bSfpSOBD30U\" target=\"_blank\">&#8220;Me Myself &amp; I&#8221; by G-Eazy featuring Bebe Rexha<\/a><\/strong> at 40 (27 and climbing). \u00a0So\u00a0we&#8217;re back in an era of low entries and slow climbers, apparently.<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/_wna_Rf4wdg?rel=0\" width=\"400\" height=\"225\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>The only new entry on the 19 February chart was\u00a0<strong>&#8220;Swings and Waterslides&#8221; by Viola Beach<\/strong>, which spent a week at number 11 before dropping out of the top 40. \u00a0This one is tragic &#8211; Viola Beach were a widely tipped indie band who were killed in a car crash while touring Sweden\u00a0the week before. \u00a0They had only released two singles, this being the first, and it&#8217;s the commemorative purchase. \u00a0On a pure sales chart, it would actually have made number 3,\u00a0which shows you the sort of difference that streaming data makes these days. \u00a0It&#8217;s had a particularly muting effect on the sort of\u00a0tracks that are bought as a badge of allegiance, be they\u00a0memorial purchases,\u00a0chart campaigns or second-tier charity singles, presumably because listening to them repeatedly on Spotify doesn&#8217;t carry the same sense of participation. \u00a0The actual song is good, and they deserve their\u00a0posthumous place in the chart.<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/eDJf0p4yQek?rel=0\" width=\"400\" height=\"225\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>And the 26 February 2016 chart. \u00a0The highest new entry is\u00a0<strong>&#8220;I Took A Pill In Ibiza&#8221; by Mike Posner<\/strong>, one of those people who&#8217;s mainly\u00a0a songwriter for other, better known acts, but does put out some of his own stuff. \u00a0His only previous solo hit in the UK was &#8220;Cooler Than Me&#8221;, which got to number 5 in 2010, though he did appear somewhat randomly\u00a0as a guest on a Cher Lloyd single the following year. \u00a0The version above is the largely-acoustic original, which came out in the middle of last year; the version that&#8217;s doing well in Europe, though, is <a href=\"https:\/\/youtu.be\/DjWcwMsm-3M\" target=\"_blank\">a remix by the Norwegian duo SeeB<\/a>, which is pretty much what we&#8217;ve come to expect from European dance producers speeding up acoustic records. \u00a0The original is better, though it&#8217;s still basically a &#8220;state of my career, eh&#8221; lament.<\/p>\n<p>Only two other new entries. \u00a0\u00a0<strong><a href=\"https:\/\/youtu.be\/nYh-n7EOtMA\" target=\"_blank\">&#8220;Cheap Thrills&#8221; by Sia<\/a><\/strong>\u00a0is at 37, with one of those &#8220;lyric videos&#8221; that&#8217;s cost more than most people&#8217;s official videos. \u00a0And\u00a0<strong><a href=\"https:\/\/youtu.be\/60ItHLz5WEA\" target=\"_blank\">&#8220;Faded&#8221; by Alan Walker<\/a><\/strong>\u00a0is at 40, a dance record\u00a0whose video does a pretty serviceable job of pretending to be shot in somewhere like Chernobyl\u00a0when it&#8217;s actually Tallinn. \u00a0Unusually, the\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/youtu.be\/bDmzGLrdjxQ\" target=\"_blank\">acoustic version<\/a>\u00a0has its own video.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Now,\u00a0One Direction had a good run. \u00a0Five\u00a0albums over four years. \u00a0That&#8217;s a decent lifespan for their ilk. \u00a0But if you&#8217;re in\u00a0a boy band, you should have an\u00a0exit strategy. \u00a0At some point, you stop being boys. \u00a0And growing with the audience is easier said than done, because you tend to be the sort of thing the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[22],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3358","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-music"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.housetoastonish.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3358","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.housetoastonish.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.housetoastonish.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.housetoastonish.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.housetoastonish.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3358"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.housetoastonish.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3358\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3372,"href":"https:\/\/www.housetoastonish.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3358\/revisions\/3372"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.housetoastonish.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3358"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.housetoastonish.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3358"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.housetoastonish.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3358"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}