{"id":3390,"date":"2016-03-25T23:00:37","date_gmt":"2016-03-25T23:00:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.housetoastonish.com\/?p=3390"},"modified":"2016-03-25T23:00:37","modified_gmt":"2016-03-25T23:00:37","slug":"charts-march-2016","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.housetoastonish.com\/?p=3390","title":{"rendered":"Charts &#8211; March 2016"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It looks as if we&#8217;re deeply embedded in one of\u00a0the\u00a0slowest chart eras for years. \u00a0The main reason for that, of course, is that the charts are increasingly determined by streaming data rather than sales. \u00a0And while sales measure\u00a0how many people were interested enough to\u00a0buy a track in the first place, streaming data is more interested in how long they keep listening to it.<\/p>\n<p>In many ways this is a good thing for the chart, because it puts an end to the days when you could engineer a number one by releasing your single in a quiet week and relying on fan base sales. \u00a0In that sense, a chart position is arguably more meaningful than it&#8217;s been in quite some ways. \u00a0But in other ways, it&#8217;s a problem, because there simply isn&#8217;t very much happening, which doesn&#8217;t greatly serve the chart&#8217;s other\u00a0role of\u00a0promotion.<\/p>\n<p>So when we left off at the end of February,\u00a0<strong>&#8220;7 Years&#8221; by Lukas Graham<\/strong> had been at number for three weeks. \u00a0It went on to stay there for\u00a0another two,\u00a0so evidently\u00a0this rather maudlin reflection on ageing has more appeal than I can comprehend.\u00a0 \u00a0Perhaps it&#8217;s the video. \u00a0Maybe\u00a0it reminds people of\u00a0<em>Wayne&#8217;s World<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/LHCob76kigA?rel=0\" width=\"400\" height=\"225\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p>After that, for the remaining two weeks of March, we have another song I already covered last month:\u00a0<strong>&#8220;I Took A Pill In Ibiza&#8221; by Mike Posner<\/strong>. \u00a0This just barely inched it to number 1 last week (with streaming data factored in, it beat Lukas Graham by the equivalent of 261 copies), but stretched\u00a0out today. \u00a0I used the original last time, but the Seeb remix is the one that&#8217;s actually being pushed in the UK, and it&#8217;s got a video now.<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/foE1mO2yM04?rel=0\" width=\"400\" height=\"225\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>While that video&#8217;s obviously playing the &#8220;alone in a crowd&#8221; card a bit,\u00a0it&#8217;s also pretty much a video for the title and the chorus, even though\u00a0most of the song is actually\u00a0Posner lamenting the emptiness of his quasi-fame as a music industry guy hitherto best\u00a0known for\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=mqWq_48LxWQ\">a single\u00a0track back in 2010<\/a>. \u00a0In the original, the opening lines about Avicii are ironically out of place;\u00a0as a dance mix, it becomes something of an exercise in assuming that people probably aren&#8217;t paying too much attention to the lyrics.<\/p>\n<p>What about the month&#8217;s other new entries? \u00a0The highest new entry on 4 March\u00a0was\u00a0<strong>&#8220;Rinse &amp; Repeat&#8221; by Riton\u00a0featuring Kah-Lo <\/strong>at number 13, which crashed from there, though it&#8217;s still clinging in at 37. \u00a0I like the video a lot, though. \u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/henryriton\" target=\"_blank\">Riton<\/a> is a DJ who&#8217;s been releasing records sporadically since 2000, making his first chart appearance. \u00a0Pretty much all I know about <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/thatKahLo\">Kah-Lo<\/a> is that she&#8217;s Nigerian,\u00a0I&#8217;m afraid. \u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/www.thisisnothowiwokeup.com\" target=\"_blank\">There&#8217;s a promotional website for this single<\/a>, but it&#8217;s broken. \u00a0Maybe it&#8217;ll work when you try the link? \u00a0Who knows.<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/f4oWpvJ0f8Q?rel=0\" width=\"400\" height=\"225\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>Also entering the chart that week:\u00a0<strong><a href=\"https:\/\/youtu.be\/OEiva3cMv6k\" target=\"_blank\">&#8220;Girls Like&#8221; by Tinie Tempah featuring Zara Larsson<\/a><\/strong> at 15, since climbing to 9. \u00a0Larsson&#8217;s own single &#8220;Lush Life&#8221; has been in the top 5 all month, so a bit of a breakthrough period for her. \u00a0That&#8217;s not her in the video, though,\u00a0which suggests this track wasn&#8217;t originally intended\u00a0as a\u00a0promotional vehicle for her. \u00a0<strong><a href=\"https:\/\/youtu.be\/5GL9JoH4Sws\" target=\"_blank\">&#8220;Work From Home&#8221; by Fifth Harmony featuring Ty Dolla Sign<\/a><\/strong> entered at 23 and has now climbed to 3, equally their previous peak with &#8220;Worth It&#8221;. \u00a0The video could not be accused of subtlety, and\u00a0poor Ty looks a bit out of\u00a0place. \u00a0 \u00a0And at 40 (since climbing to 20), there&#8217;s\u00a0<strong><a href=\"https:\/\/youtu.be\/FMlcn-_jpWY\" target=\"_blank\">&#8220;Hands to Myself&#8221; by Selena Gomez<\/a><\/strong>, which is pretty much what you&#8217;re expecting.<\/p>\n<p>The 11 March chart is pretty much dormant &#8211; there were a couple of high climbers, but the only new entry was\u00a0<strong><a href=\"https:\/\/youtu.be\/JxEiIeoet6Q\" target=\"_blank\">&#8220;The Right Song&#8221; by Tiesto &amp;\u00a0Oliver Heldens featuring\u00a0Natalie La Rose<\/a><\/strong> all the way down at 39, which was gone again almost immediately.\u00a0\u00a0It&#8217;s a bog standard EDM track.<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/JxEiIeoet6Q?rel=0\" width=\"400\" height=\"225\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>18 March is a bit more active, though the highest new entry is still down at 17 (and dropped this week). \u00a0It&#8217;s\u00a0<strong>&#8220;Dangerous Woman&#8221; by Ariana Grande<\/strong>, whose UK chart record remains patchy &#8211; technically she has two number 1 singles to her name but both had higher profile guest stars attached. \u00a0In an odd call, there&#8217;s no official video\u00a0for this on YouTube, but there is this, um, acapella thing. \u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/youtu.be\/TFrMDGfW_Sg\" target=\"_blank\">The\u00a0full audio version is here<\/a>, but the acapella is probably more interesting.<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/VVYTzauIb_4?rel=0\" width=\"400\" height=\"225\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>Two other entries that week. \u00a0<strong><a href=\"https:\/\/youtu.be\/vWaRiD5ym74\" target=\"_blank\">&#8220;Cake by the Ocean&#8221; by DNCE<\/a><\/strong> entered at 26 and climbed to 21 today. \u00a0This is the debut single from Joe Jonas&#8217;s\u00a0post-Disney project, and it\u00a0features swearing, women in bikinis, and, god help us, Josh Ostrovsky. \u00a0\u00a0And\u00a0<strong><a href=\"https:\/\/youtu.be\/iqLzjlA2hYw\" target=\"_blank\">&#8220;Like I Would&#8221; by Zayn Malik<\/a><\/strong> &#8211; sorry,\u00a0<strong>ZAYN<\/strong> &#8211;\u00a0at 30 was a teaser track for his album.<\/p>\n<p>Finally, this week. \u00a0Our highest new entry is\u00a0<strong>&#8220;Say You Do&#8221; by Sigala featuring Imani &amp; DJ Fresh<\/strong> at number 5, which seems to be an attempt to cross drum and bass with tropical house, the result being a drum and bass track with steel drums. \u00a0Which is actually quite a good thing. \u00a0It&#8217;s Sigala&#8217;s third\u00a0top 10 hit, so last year&#8217;s sample-heavy number 1 &#8220;Easy Love&#8221; was evidently not a fluke &#8211; in fact, it was number 1 in the midweeks (so sales must have been frontloaded, and it&#8217;s likely to fall). \u00a0This one is also keen on the samples, though less obviously so &#8211; despite a live singer in Imani, part of the vocal hook is borrowed from Mariah Carey&#8217;s &#8220;Always Be My Baby&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/F2QZKV3oRaU?rel=0\" width=\"400\" height=\"225\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>Further down,\u00a0<strong><a href=\"https:\/\/youtu.be\/BT-Zq83Nrlc\" target=\"_blank\">&#8220;Nothing\u00a0Like This&#8221; by Blonde &amp; Craig David<\/a><\/strong> enters at 17, so his recent comeback hit wasn&#8217;t a fluke either. \u00a0And at number 33,\u00a0<strong><a href=\"https:\/\/youtu.be\/G5Mv2iV0wkU\" target=\"_blank\">&#8220;Roses&#8221; by Chainsmokers featuring Rozes<\/a><\/strong>, a\u00a0belated follow-up to their novelty hit &#8220;Selfie&#8221; from 2014, which is a rather\u00a0less gimmicky affair.<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/G5Mv2iV0wkU?rel=0\" width=\"400\" height=\"225\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>And that&#8217;s it, for another remarkably quiet month. \u00a0Surely it has to pick up a bit from here&#8230;?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It looks as if we&#8217;re deeply embedded in one of\u00a0the\u00a0slowest chart eras for years. \u00a0The main reason for that, of course, is that the charts are increasingly determined by streaming data rather than sales. \u00a0And while sales measure\u00a0how many people were interested enough to\u00a0buy a track in the first place, streaming data is more interested [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[22],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3390","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-music"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.housetoastonish.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3390","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.housetoastonish.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.housetoastonish.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.housetoastonish.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.housetoastonish.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3390"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.housetoastonish.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3390\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3391,"href":"https:\/\/www.housetoastonish.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3390\/revisions\/3391"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.housetoastonish.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3390"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.housetoastonish.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3390"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.housetoastonish.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3390"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}