{"id":3426,"date":"2016-06-02T22:05:51","date_gmt":"2016-06-02T21:05:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.housetoastonish.com\/?p=3426"},"modified":"2016-06-02T22:05:51","modified_gmt":"2016-06-02T21:05:51","slug":"charts-may-2016","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.housetoastonish.com\/?p=3426","title":{"rendered":"Charts &#8211; May 2016"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Another month,\u00a0and\u00a0turnover isn&#8217;t exactly picking up. \u00a0<strong><a href=\"https:\/\/open.spotify.com\/track\/1xznGGDReH1oQq0xzbwXa3\">&#8220;One Dance&#8221; by Drake<\/a><\/strong> remains at number 1 for the whole month, a total of six\u00a0weeks. \u00a0That&#8217;s the longest run at number 1 since &#8220;Uptown Funk&#8221; at the start of 2015, and the longest <em>uninterrupted\u00a0<\/em>run at number 1 since &#8220;Bleeding Love&#8221; in 2007. \u00a0The next record in sight is &#8220;Umbrella&#8221;, which managed 10 weeks earlier that year.<\/p>\n<p>Of course, this is not a direct comparison because of the shift to streaming data. \u00a0&#8220;One Dance&#8221;\u00a0still doesn&#8217;t have a video &#8211; which, incidentally, may work in its favour under UK chart rules, because\u00a0only\u00a0<em>audio<\/em> streaming services count towards the chart, and presumably a bunch of people who would otherwise be watching &#8220;One Dance&#8221; on YouTube are listening to it on Spotify instead. \u00a0More to the point, it hasn&#8217;t been the top selling single for several weeks. \u00a0It&#8217;s\u00a0staying at number 1 because people are continuing to listen to it. \u00a0And if the charts had always been based on sustained popularity rather than first week sales, one suspects we&#8217;d have had a lot more epic-running number ones over the last twenty years or so.<\/p>\n<p><!--more-->But May\u00a0did have\u00a0some activity further down the chart. \u00a0The\u00a06 May chart, for example,\u00a0actually managed \u00a0a new entry at what now constitutes the dizzying height of number 2! \u00a0It&#8217;s\u00a0<strong>&#8220;This is What You Came For&#8221; by Calvin Harris &amp; Rihanna<\/strong>, which doesn&#8217;t have a proper video yet either.<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/Ybo4QvKVHoE\" width=\"400\" height=\"225\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m minded to say that&#8217;s not the best use of Rihanna, because the cut-up makes her pretty much unrecognisable. \u00a0On the other hand, it&#8217;s nice to see Harris\u00a0diversifying beyond the epic synth riffs. \u00a0It&#8217;s (presumably) the second single from his next album, the first being &#8220;How Deep is Your Love&#8221;, which also got to number 2 last year. \u00a0At any rate, not much enters\u00a0in the top ten these days, and it moved 2-2-3-3, so he ought to be happy enough with this. \u00a0Further down\u00a0the May 6 chart, there wasn&#8217;t much &#8211; a couple of re-entries of records hovering around the\u00a0bottom end of the chart, the surprisingly acceptable\u00a0<strong><a href=\"https:\/\/youtu.be\/XgJFqVvb2Ws\">&#8220;Close&#8221; by\u00a0Nick Jonas featuring Tove Lo<\/a><\/strong>\u00a0(39-32-31-25), and\u00a0<strong>&#8220;Daddy Lessons&#8221; by Beyonce<\/strong>,\u00a0which marginally missed the top 40 during the first week of &#8220;Lemonade&#8221; sales, scraping\u00a0a week\u00a0at 40.<\/p>\n<p>The 13 May chart was\u00a0much\u00a0busier. \u00a0The highest new entry was\u00a0at number 3 for\u00a0<strong>&#8220;Can&#8217;t Stop The Feeling!&#8221; by Justin Timberlake<\/strong>, which has moved 3-2-2 and has a reasonable shot of getting to number 1 in June. \u00a0It&#8217;s from the soundtrack of the\u00a0<em>Trolls<\/em> film,\u00a0which\u00a0sounds like an astonishingly bad idea, but\u00a0I guess they got two movies out of the Smurfs. \u00a0It&#8217;s\u00a0a\u00a0disco funk number which teeters on the verge of being completely generic but has\u00a0the enthusiasm to carry it off. \u00a0It&#8217;s his biggest hit since &#8220;Mirrors&#8221; got to number 1 in 2013. \u00a0And it&#8217;s\u00a0also the track that he promoted as the interval act at the Eurovision Song Contest. \u00a0This year, Eurovision\u00a0made precisely zero impact on the top 40,\u00a0for the obvious reason: some people buy those tracks as impulse buys after the contest, but their sustained appeal &#8211; and therefore their streaming &#8211; is virtually zilch in this country.<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/ru0K8uYEZWw\" width=\"400\" height=\"225\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>Further down, 13 May was\u00a0an\u00a0unusually busy week by\u00a02016 standards. \u00a0<strong><a href=\"https:\/\/open.spotify.com\/track\/11KJSRSgaDxqydKYiD2Jew\">&#8220;Too Good&#8221; by Drake featuring Rihanna<\/a><\/strong>, which is being cherrypicked from the Drake album and just missed the top 40 the week before, has moved 23-8-6. \u00a0\u00a0<strong><a href=\"https:\/\/youtu.be\/2aa6daeNxVI\">&#8220;Boys &amp; Girls&#8221; by will.i.am featuring Pia Mia<\/a><\/strong>, the first single from his upcoming album, is\u00a0mercifully not a cover of <a href=\"https:\/\/youtu.be\/ATWnH-yb6-o\" target=\"_blank\">the Blur single<\/a>, though the chorus is\u00a0pretty much the same idea. \u00a0It peaked at 21 in its second week. \u00a0There&#8217;s a passing sample in there from <a href=\"https:\/\/youtu.be\/DhVZWTFJ1AY\" target=\"_blank\">&#8220;Break This Heartbreak&#8221; by Kylie Minogue<\/a>, an infinitely better track\u00a0from an EP that sneaked out in 2014.<\/p>\n<p><strong><a href=\"https:\/\/youtu.be\/OORoOGY8D2M\" target=\"_blank\">&#8220;Sex&#8221; by Cheat Codes &amp; Kris Kross Amsterdam<\/a><\/strong>, entered at 35 and has climbed to 20. \u00a0It&#8217;s actually a semi-cover of <a href=\"https:\/\/youtu.be\/ydrtF45-y-g\" target=\"_blank\">Salt N&#8217; Pepa&#8217;s &#8220;Let&#8217;s Talk About Sex&#8221;<\/a> (number 2, 25 years ago). \u00a0Note for video directors: literal depictions of masturbation euphemisms have been done\u00a0before, okay? \u00a0<strong><a href=\"https:\/\/open.spotify.com\/track\/6F609ICg9Spjrw1epsAnpa\">&#8220;Controlla&#8221; by Drake<\/a><\/strong>, another cherrypicked track from his\u00a0album, entered at 39 and has climbed to 18. \u00a0And getting a week at number 40 was\u00a0<strong><a href=\"https:\/\/youtu.be\/2_wpOmM1d8w\" target=\"_blank\">&#8220;Paradise&#8221; by Benny Benassi &amp; Chris Brown<\/a><\/strong>, a bog standard Europop track. \u00a0These two had a previous collaboration, &#8220;Beautiful People&#8221;, which got to number 4 in 2011.<\/p>\n<p>On 20 May,\u00a0<strong>&#8220;Panda&#8221; by Desiigner<\/strong> finally\u00a0reached the top 10 after a 27-25-15-12-7 climb and hey, it finally got a video!<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/E5ONTXHS2mM\" width=\"400\" height=\"225\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>The highest new entry was\u00a0<strong><a href=\"https:\/\/youtu.be\/R0XZ9qjMil8\">&#8220;One For All&#8221; by the Stone Roses<\/a><\/strong> at number 17, their first single in 20 years (unless you count the endless reissues of <a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=NSD11dnphg0\" target=\"_blank\">&#8220;Fools Gold&#8221;<\/a>) and&#8230;\u00a0well, they were good in the 90s, weren&#8217;t they? \u00a0It&#8217;s a bit of a lightweight jingle, frankly, and it crashed straight out of the top 100 in week two, which is about what it deserved. \u00a0The Stone Roses biggest UK hit was\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=ct-qa6SjRZo\" target=\"_blank\">&#8220;Love Spreads&#8221;<\/a>, which got to number 2 in 1994, though that was more on the strength of\u00a0anticipation than its actual merits.<\/p>\n<p>Number 26\u00a0was\u00a0<strong><a href=\"https:\/\/youtu.be\/w8LOlrPUv_U\" target=\"_blank\">&#8220;New Girl&#8221; by Reggie &amp; Bollie<\/a><\/strong>, who were the runners-up in last year&#8217;s\u00a0<em>X Factor<\/em>. \u00a0It&#8217;s\u00a0a perfectly acceptable Afro-pop track which is being used in an advert, but it fell in its second week. \u00a0Number 29 was\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/youtu.be\/qt6pIYmHuBs\"><strong>&#8220;Flesh &amp; Blood&#8221; by the Invictus Games Choir &amp; Gareth Malone<\/strong>,<\/a> another\u00a0charity release from Britain&#8217;s best beloved television choirmaster. \u00a0The Invictus Games are a Paralympics-style\u00a0event for injured servicemen, if you&#8217;re not aware. \u00a0The song was written by the choir and Malone, and there is of course a documentary to go with it.\u00a0Again, the shift to streaming data has done immense damage to the chart prospects of records like this, because the emotional pull of buying the record of a gesture of allegiance simply doesn&#8217;t\u00a0translate into people listening to a track\u00a0over a sustained period. \u00a0On a pure sales chart, it would have been number 4 (and the Stone Roses would have been at 5). \u00a0And at 33, climbing to 12 in its second week was\u00a0<strong><a href=\"https:\/\/youtu.be\/BiQIc7fG9pA\" target=\"_blank\">&#8220;I Hate U I Love U&#8221; by gnash featuring Olivia O&#8217;Brien<\/a><\/strong>, a ballad duet which was number 1 in Australia.<\/p>\n<p>The\u00a0May 27 chart is another quiet one, with\u00a0the highest new entry coming at 21 for\u00a0<strong>&#8220;Cry&#8221; by Sigma<\/strong><strong> featuring Take That<\/strong>, or at least, the three\u00a0remaining members of Take That.<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/W-1LBOVnfy8\" width=\"400\" height=\"225\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>Sigma are basically the Tesco Value equivalent of Rudimental,\u00a0and\u00a0this single reflects that &#8211; there&#8217;s a potentially okay song in there but a thuddingly unimaginative production makes it sound like a thousand other records. \u00a0Other new entries come for\u00a0<strong><a href=\"https:\/\/youtu.be\/2Y6Nne8RvaA\" target=\"_blank\">&#8220;This Girl&#8221; by Kungs vs Cookin&#8217; on 3 Burners<\/a><\/strong> at 29, which is a dance remix of <a href=\"https:\/\/youtu.be\/xsV3hukPPeo\" target=\"_blank\">a seven-year old Australian jazz track<\/a>. \u00a0(The singer, Kylie Auldist, got a featured artist credit on the original, but apparently doesn&#8217;t qualify after the remix. \u00a0Okay, then.)\u00a0\u00a0 And there&#8217;s\u00a0<strong><a href=\"https:\/\/youtu.be\/gNDjr7MH67k\" target=\"_blank\">&#8220;One More Time&#8221; by Craig David<\/a>\u00a0<\/strong>at 30, which is\u00a0exactly what you&#8217;d expect.<\/p>\n<p>Next month,\u00a0probably more Drake.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Another month,\u00a0and\u00a0turnover isn&#8217;t exactly picking up. \u00a0&#8220;One Dance&#8221; by Drake remains at number 1 for the whole month, a total of six\u00a0weeks. \u00a0That&#8217;s the longest run at number 1 since &#8220;Uptown Funk&#8221; at the start of 2015, and the longest uninterrupted\u00a0run at number 1 since &#8220;Bleeding Love&#8221; in 2007. \u00a0The next record in sight is [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[22],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3426","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-music"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.housetoastonish.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3426","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.housetoastonish.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.housetoastonish.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.housetoastonish.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.housetoastonish.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3426"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.housetoastonish.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3426\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3438,"href":"https:\/\/www.housetoastonish.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3426\/revisions\/3438"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.housetoastonish.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3426"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.housetoastonish.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3426"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.housetoastonish.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3426"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}