{"id":3712,"date":"2017-03-18T20:53:34","date_gmt":"2017-03-18T20:53:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.housetoastonish.com\/?p=3712"},"modified":"2017-03-18T20:53:34","modified_gmt":"2017-03-18T20:53:34","slug":"charts-17-march-2017","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.housetoastonish.com\/?p=3712","title":{"rendered":"Charts &#8211; 17 March 2017"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>You&#8217;ll never guess.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/youtu.be\/JGwWNGJdvx8\" target=\"_blank\"><strong>1. \u00a0Ed Sheeran &#8211; &#8220;Shape of You&#8221;<\/strong><\/a><\/p>\n<p>That&#8217;s ten weeks, which would normally be a\u00a0big deal in its own right. \u00a0But\u00a0leave that aside. \u00a0Last week Sheeran swamped the top end of the chart,\u00a0placing all sixteen albums tracks from \u00f7 in the top 20, and taking nine slots in the top ten. \u00a0Now in the past, when album tracks have entered the singles chart\u00a0<em>en masse<\/em>, they&#8217;ve mostly gone away after\u00a0the first week. \u00a0Not so here &#8211; Ed Sheeran\u00a0<em>still<\/em> has nine slots in the top ten, and the entire album is still placing in the top 30. \u00a0Which makes my job a lot easier this week, since there&#8217;s\u00a0very little room for anyone else to enter the charts.<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><strong><a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=bIB8EWqCPrQ\" target=\"_blank\">8. \u00a0Ed Sheeran &#8211; &#8220;Supermarket Flowers&#8221;<\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=6B9J3lEyffA\" target=\"_blank\">9. \u00a0Ed Sheeran &#8211; &#8220;What Do I Know&#8221;<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>For what it may be worth, these are both climbers, going up one place. \u00a0Everything else is\u00a0a non-mover in the top three, or going down, mainly thanks to some of the previous top ten hits starting to reassert themselves. \u00a0But the Chainsmokers and Coldplay (who rebound to 4) are still the only non-Ed Sheeran presence in the top ten. \u00a0For the second week running.<\/p>\n<p>Yes, granted, this sort of thing only became possible in the streaming era. \u00a0But\u00a0we didn&#8217;t see this sort of domination when Beyonce released &#8220;Lemonade&#8221; last year.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=ginBV6aeVlc\" target=\"_blank\"><strong>12. \u00a0Martin Jensen &#8211; &#8220;Solo Dance&#8221;<\/strong><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Up 13, continuing an impressive upward march in the face of the onslaught. \u00a0In fairness, records\u00a0will be getting airplay slightly further down the chart than usual, because, well, you can&#8217;t fill an entire\u00a0radio station with \u00f7 on shuffle.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/youtu.be\/h--P8HzYZ74\" target=\"_blank\"><strong>23. \u00a0Zedd &amp; Alessia Cara &#8211; &#8220;Stay&#8221;<\/strong>\u00a0<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Up fifteen, for this week&#8217;s highest climber. \u00a0It now overtakes Alessia Cara&#8217;s only previous hit, &#8220;Here&#8221;, which got to 28 at the start of last year.<\/p>\n<p><strong>35. \u00a0Bruno Mars &#8211; &#8220;That&#8217;s What I Like&#8221;<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/PMivT7MJ41M\" width=\"400\" height=\"225\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>This would have charted last week except for you-know-what, and an extra push takes it over the line now. It&#8217;s the second single from &#8220;24K Magic&#8221;, after the title track peaked at 5 back in November. \u00a0He performed it at the Brit Awards, so it&#8217;s a little surprising it&#8217;s taken this long to make the top 40. \u00a0On the other hand, Bruno Mars has always struck me as basically just a skilled imitator of\u00a0existing stuff, and this is 3:30 of him banging on about how much money he&#8217;s going to spend on his girl. \u00a0It&#8217;s\u00a0pretty awful.<\/p>\n<p><strong>36. \u00a0Julia Michaels &#8211; &#8220;Issues&#8221;<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/9Ke4480MicU\" width=\"400\" height=\"225\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>This\u00a0one would also\u00a0have made the chart last week in normal circumstances. \u00a0After that slight delay, Julia Michaels finally gets her first UK hit. \u00a0She&#8217;s another\u00a0established songwriter for the likes of Fifth Harmony,\u00a0transitioning into being a performer. \u00a0This is technically her debut\u00a0single, but she&#8217;s guested on a few tracks that didn&#8217;t chart\u00a0before (most notably, guesting on <a href=\"https:\/\/youtu.be\/vusqQJ56iIM\" target=\"_blank\">a Kygo single that bombed last year<\/a>). \u00a0The song is\u00a0fairly middling &#8220;we both have issues and we&#8217;ll work through them together&#8221; job but the mid-pace, somewhat minimal\u00a0arrangement is mildly\u00a0interesting &#8211; it&#8217;s not an obvious choice to launch a solo career with.<\/p>\n<p><strong>37. \u00a0Steps &#8211; &#8220;Scared of the Dark&#8221;<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/qeWTGMMbhjc\" width=\"400\" height=\"225\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>Yes, this is a new Steps single. \u00a0For those who may be too young or simply too foreign to remember Steps &#8211; and they&#8217;re not even the top Apple Music\u00a0prompt on Safari for &#8220;Steps&#8221; &#8211; they had a run of 14 top ten hits singles between 1998 and 2001, very little of it straying greatly from the formula above. \u00a0The original gimmick was supposed to be that every track would have its own dance routine which was meant to be simple enough for anyone to do, hence &#8220;Steps&#8221;. \u00a0That kind of well by the wayside after a while, though it was in full effect on their\u00a0number one <a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=OiwDHHcHPh0\" target=\"_blank\">&#8220;Tragedy&#8221;<\/a>. \u00a0(They had another number one later with <a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=aMblBLQQ-O0\" target=\"_blank\">&#8220;Stomp&#8221;<\/a>, but that&#8217;s not so well remembered.) \u00a0Though the five members were\u00a0promoted as equals,\u00a0the two men\u00a0seemed to be given incredibly little to do\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/youtu.be\/4NO-h9PFum4\" target=\"_blank\">after the linedance-themed first single<\/a>, on which one of them\u00a0was unwisely permitted to rap. \u00a0I guess they were doing backing vocals but they certainly never got their moment in the sun.<\/p>\n<p>This is\u00a0the lead track from their upcoming album &#8220;Tears on the Dancefloor&#8221;, their first\u00a0proper album since &#8220;Buzz&#8221; back in 2000. \u00a0They did actually put out an\u00a0album in 2012, &#8220;Light up the World&#8221;, to capitalise on their reunion\u00a0reality show, but that was basically\u00a0a Christmas-themed covers collection. \u00a0(Wikipedia Classics: &#8220;Despite it not being particularly groundbreaking, the album has been highly praised for being technically proficient.&#8221;)<\/p>\n<p>On the album chart:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><strong>\u00f7 by Ed Sheeran<\/strong> is number 1,\u00a0<em>obviously<\/em>, with\u00a0<em>x<\/em> at 3 and\u00a0<em>+\u00a0<\/em>at 6.<\/li>\n<li><strong>&#8220;Semper Femina&#8221; by Laura Marling<\/strong> at 6. \u00a0That&#8217;s her fifth straight\u00a0album to make the top 10. \u00a0Single: <a href=\"https:\/\/youtu.be\/eCS4OTgaHeM\" target=\"_blank\">&#8220;Soothing&#8221;<\/a>.<\/li>\n<li><strong>&#8220;Hits and Pieces &#8211; The\u00a0Best of Soft Cell &amp; Marc Almond&#8221;<\/strong> at 7. \u00a0Pretty much where\u00a0their last joint compilation landed in 1991. \u00a0&#8220;Tainted Love&#8221; is far too obvious, so here&#8217;s <a href=\"https:\/\/youtu.be\/11qdAkazLBs\" target=\"_blank\">&#8220;The Days of Pearly Spencer&#8221;<\/a>.<\/li>\n<li><strong>&#8220;Different Creatures&#8221; by Circa Waves<\/strong> at 11. \u00a0Indie! 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