{"id":4908,"date":"2019-12-08T21:36:21","date_gmt":"2019-12-08T21:36:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.housetoastonish.com\/?p=4908"},"modified":"2019-12-08T21:36:21","modified_gmt":"2019-12-08T21:36:21","slug":"charts-6-december-2019","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.housetoastonish.com\/?p=4908","title":{"rendered":"Charts &#8211; 6 December 2019"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">PREVIOUSLY ON THE UK SINGLES CHART: Annoyed by the way the chart is overrun with Christmas back catalogue material in December, the music industry changed the chart rules, so that anything which has been out for more than a couple of years is permanently subject to the &#8220;accelerated chart ratio&#8221; &#8211; the lower points given for streams of records that are meant to be on their way out of the charts. That will do it, they thought.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">That will do it.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>1. Tones &amp; I &#8211; &#8220;Dance Monkey&#8221;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">That&#8217;s ten weeks, and at this point it&#8217;s time to dust off the record books. Ten weeks at number one puts &#8220;Dance Monkey&#8221; joint ninth in the all time record, alongside &#8220;Umbrella&#8221; by Rihanna (2007), &#8220;I Will Always Love You&#8221; by Whitney Houston (1992), and &#8220;Cara Mia&#8221; by David Whitfield (1954).<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The rest of the top 4 is also static. <strong>&#8220;Roxanne&#8221; by Arizona Zervas<\/strong> climbs 7-5, and <strong>&#8220;Memories&#8221; by Maroon 5<\/strong> from 8-7. Number 8 is&#8230; ah. This is the chart covering sales and streams from 29 November to 5 December, so naturally, it&#8217;s <strong>&#8220;All I Want For Christmas Is You&#8221; by Mariah Carey, <\/strong>which entered at number 34 last week as a festive beachhead.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>10. The Weeknd &#8211; &#8220;Heartless&#8221;<\/strong><br><strong><a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=sveiX_mA9A4\">12. The Weeknd &#8211; &#8220;Blinding Lights&#8221;<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"400\" height=\"225\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/1DpH-icPpl0\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe>\n\n\n\n<!--more-->\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Two singles from his upcoming fourth album, released a couple of days apart, and charting pretty much in his usual range (particularly as he&#8217;s competing with himself). &#8220;Heartless&#8221; is pretty much his standard fare; &#8220;Blinding Lights&#8221; is more of an 80s pop track.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>13. Wham &#8211; &#8220;Last Christmas&#8221;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"400\" height=\"225\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/E8gmARGvPlI\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Well, hello again. &#8220;Last Christmas&#8221; <em>does <\/em>have the added benefit of being promoted by a high profile film at the moment, but it&#8217;s been back every year since 2011, and it made the top three in the last two years.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>14. Ellie Goulding &#8211; &#8220;River&#8221;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"400\" height=\"225\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/_8IoUoH3-EE\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It&#8217;s not just back catalogue &#8211; someone else is still releasing new material! Well, kind of. &#8220;River&#8221; is a Christmas release &#8211; a cover of the Joni Mitchell song from her 1971 album &#8220;Blue&#8221;. The one that incorporates bits of &#8220;Jingle Bells.&#8221; This seems to be the first time anyone&#8217;s had a hit with it, though. The video shows Ellie making a zero-waste Christmas tree, which is apparently now sitting in the local primary school. Number 14 is her highest chart position since &#8220;Still Falling For You&#8221; in 2016.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>&#8220;Pump It Up&#8221; by Endor<\/strong> climbs 21-20.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>22. The Pogues featuring Kirsty MacColl &#8211; &#8220;Fairytale of New York&#8221;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"400\" height=\"225\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/j9jbdgZidu8\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Yes, again. Originally a number 2 hit in 1987 &#8211; it was held off Christmas number one by the Pet Shop Boys version of &#8220;Always on my Mind&#8221; &#8211; &#8220;Fairytale of New York&#8221; is back for the fifteenth straight year. Last year it got to number 4 (and then Christmas ended, and it plunged straight out of the top 100 &#8211; this happens to all the Christmas records come New Year).<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>23. Band Aid &#8211; &#8220;Do They Know It&#8217;s Christmas&#8221;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"400\" height=\"225\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/bmj7KlIut1w\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The Christmas number 1 of 1984. &#8220;Do They Know It&#8217;s Christmas&#8221; took a while to become a digital-era staple, but it&#8217;s been back every year since 2015 and last year it got to number 6. (Note: I&#8217;ve used the video above because it&#8217;s the one on the official Band Aid account, but you should be aware that it&#8217;s the 1985 re-edit of the video, which includes footage of the famine and is understandably listed as age-restricted on YouTube.)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>26. Shakin&#8217; Stevens &#8211; &#8220;Merry Christmas Everyone&#8221;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"400\" height=\"225\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/ZeyHl1tQeaQ\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Every year I&#8217;m baffled by the inordinate length of time this video takes to get going. Where did they think it was going to be shown? Did nobody think it was maybe a bit bleak? <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">This is the Christmas number of 1985, and it started charting regularly again in 2015. It reached number 9 last year.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>32. Michael Bubl\u00e9 &#8211; &#8220;It&#8217;s Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christmas&#8221;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"400\" height=\"225\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/QJ5DOWPGxwg\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">One of a number of lesser-known back catalogue tracks that have been propelled into the charts over the last few years by prominent listing on Spotify Christmas playlists (or the streaming service of your choice). This was released in 2011, didn&#8217;t make the top 40 until 2016, has charted every year since, and got to number 7 last year.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>33. Ariana Grande &#8211; &#8220;Santa Tell Me&#8221;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"400\" height=\"225\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/nlR0MkrRklg\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Along similar lines, &#8220;Santa Tell Me&#8221; did absolutely nothing on its release in 2014, but then Ariana Grande graduate to the A-list, so it&#8217;s charted for three straight years now. (It&#8217;s also pretty good, as modern Christmas tracks go.) It got to number 13 last year.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>39. Elton John &#8211; &#8220;Step into Christmas&#8221;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"400\" height=\"225\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/IbRtGMm96F8\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">&#8220;Step into Christmas&#8221; reached number 24 on its release at Christmas 1973, but had an unexpected afterlife as a side-2-filler track on Christmas compilations. It&#8217;s back for the fourth year running, and got to number 10 last year. There&#8217;s more Christmas songs to come next week &#8211; there are five more Christmas songs sitting between 41 and 50 &#8211; but finally, a brief glimpse of normalcy:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>40. Trevor Daniel &#8211; &#8220;Falling&#8221;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"400\" height=\"225\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/o71ggIZ1CAk\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">A year-old track which I gather has been doing the business as a viral video soundtrack. It&#8217;s reached number 3 in Latvia.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">On the album chart: <strong>&#8220;The Christmas Present&#8221; by Robbie Williams<\/strong> manages the rare feat of climbing to number 1, though obviously there&#8217;s a seasonal dimension to that. This is his thirteenth number one album. Only one act has had more than 13 number one albums, and that&#8217;s the Beatles (they had 15). Thirteen puts Robbie in joint second along with Elvis Presley. And of course that&#8217;s not counting his Take That albums.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>9. Cliff Richard &amp; The Shadows &#8211; &#8220;The Best of the Rock &#8216;n&#8217; Roll Pioneers&#8221;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"400\" height=\"225\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/J-yMb5Bo6VU\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It&#8217;s two and a half hours long, and it still doesn&#8217;t have &#8220;Apache&#8221; on it. Oh well, let&#8217;s have &#8220;Travellin&#8217; Light&#8221; &#8211; a number 1 in 1961 where the Shadows actually got co-billing at the time. Nice jumper, Cliff.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>20. Pete Tong, the Heritage Orchestra &amp; Jules Buckley &#8211; &#8220;Chilled Classics&#8221;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"400\" height=\"225\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/0QESjGyGfyA\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">That&#8217;s how the chart has it listed, anyway, though the Heritage Orchestra now seems to be going by HER-O on the actual cover. I&#8217;ve gone for the track that has a video, but this album also features a very questionable version of <a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=U4HSMkktkAQ\">&#8220;Born Slippy&#8221;<\/a>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>21. The Royal Philharmonic Orchestra &#8211; &#8220;Christmas With The Stars&#8221;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">You know the deal by now &#8211; more old vocal tracks polished up with new orchestral backing. But for Christmas!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>23. John Barrowman &#8211; &#8220;A Fabulous Christmas&#8221;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"400\" height=\"225\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/XU_3E42pgx0\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Believe it or not, John Barrowman has had five previous top 40 albums dating back to 2007. Sadly, only teaser videos are available on YouTube, but I think you&#8217;ll get the idea.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>26. JME &#8211; &#8220;Grime MC&#8221;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">JME hasn&#8217;t released an album for four years, and what a week he&#8217;s chosen. To be fair, not much competition from within his own genre, I guess&#8230; At present, this album is only available on physical media, so there&#8217;s nothing I can link to.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>32. Pink Floyd &#8211; &#8220;The Later Years &#8211; 1987-2019&#8221;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"400\" height=\"225\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/6qQjvWXrNkg\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Finally, the ideal Christmas present for the extremely obsessive Pink Floyd fan in your life. The version on Spotify is a modest 1h 19, but the full thing is a retrospective box set of 5 CDs, 6 Blurays, 2 7&#8243; singles (!) and an accompanying book. It&#8217;s a companion piece to the 2016 box set &#8220;The Early Years&#8221; which, confusingly, only went up to 1972.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>PREVIOUSLY ON THE UK SINGLES CHART: Annoyed by the way the chart is overrun with Christmas back catalogue material in December, the music industry changed the chart rules, so that anything which has been out for more than a couple of years is permanently subject to the &#8220;accelerated chart ratio&#8221; &#8211; the lower points given [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[22],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4908","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-music"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.housetoastonish.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4908","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.housetoastonish.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.housetoastonish.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.housetoastonish.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.housetoastonish.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4908"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.housetoastonish.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4908\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4909,"href":"https:\/\/www.housetoastonish.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4908\/revisions\/4909"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.housetoastonish.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4908"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.housetoastonish.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4908"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.housetoastonish.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4908"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}