{"id":5804,"date":"2020-10-28T22:24:15","date_gmt":"2020-10-28T22:24:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.housetoastonish.com\/?p=5804"},"modified":"2020-10-28T22:25:33","modified_gmt":"2020-10-28T22:25:33","slug":"x-of-swords-stasis-annotations","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.housetoastonish.com\/?p=5804","title":{"rendered":"X of Swords: Stasis annotations"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><em>As always, this post contains spoilers, and page numbers go by the digital edition.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"alignright size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"182\" height=\"277\" src=\"http:\/\/www.housetoastonish.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/10\/Unknown-25.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-5805\"\/><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>X OF SWORDS: STASIS<\/strong><br><strong>&#8220;X of Swords, Chapter 11&#8221;<\/strong><br><strong>by Jonathan Hickman, Tini Howard, Pepe Larraz, Mahmud Asrar &amp; Marte Gracia<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>COVER \/ PAGE 1:<\/strong> The ten champions of Arakko, some of them actually carrying their swords.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>PAGE 2:<\/strong> Epigraph from Saturnyne. One of the big unanswered questions in this storyline is what exactly Saturnyne is trying to achieve by all this. In Chapter 1, the implication seemed to be that Saturnyne was faced with the prospect of a full scale war between the forces of Arakko and Krakoa, and offered a more symbolic mystical contest as a less destructive alternative. But it&#8217;s become increasingly clear that she has her own agenda.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">For some reason, the small print on this page reads <a href=\"https:\/\/www.goodreads.com\/quotes\/46223-motto-in-the-dark-times-will-there-also-be-singing\" data-type=\"URL\" data-id=\"https:\/\/www.goodreads.com\/quotes\/46223-motto-in-the-dark-times-will-there-also-be-singing\">&#8220;Amenth sings.&#8221;<\/a> <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>PAGE 3:<\/strong> Credits.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<!--more-->\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>PAGE 4: <\/strong>Recap page. Despite what it says here, the Krakoans had <em>not<\/em> gathered all of their swords when we last saw them, at least not on panel. The last two swords are Grasscutter and Godkiller, which simply show up in this story in the possession of Gorgon. That&#8217;s not where they were left off when they were last seen, so there seems to be an untold bit of plot here &#8211; though of course there&#8217;s plenty of time to come back to it. Gorgon&#8217;s role is particularly odd as he seems to be wielding both swords on his own. We <em>have <\/em>seen Gorgon carrying two swords as his standard weapons before in the Krakoa era &#8211; see <em>X-Men<\/em> #4, for example &#8211; so it&#8217;s possible that he obtained the two swords independently long before &#8220;X of Swords&#8221;.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>PAGE 5:<\/strong> <em>Saturnyne&#8217;s emissary delivers her invitation to the Crooked Market.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>The Crooked Market.<\/strong> This page begins a tour of some of the various realms of Otherworld which have been mentioned repeatedly throughout &#8220;X of Swords&#8221; but, in most cases, haven&#8217;t been seen on panel. The Crooked Market&#8217;s data page is in <em>Wolverine<\/em> #6. Basically, it&#8217;s a world of dodgy profiteers. As mentioned in earlier chapters, the ruler &#8211; seen in the throne here &#8211; is <strong>Jim Jaspers<\/strong>, originally a 1980s <em>Captain Britain<\/em> villain. He&#8217;s wearing his signature checked suit.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>PAGE 6:<\/strong> <em>Saturnyne&#8217;s emissary visits Sevalith and Infuri.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Sevalith.<\/strong> According to <em>Marauders<\/em> #13, this is basically a vampire world &#8211; however, it was listed as one of the &#8220;fair&#8221; realms, rather than the &#8220;foul&#8221;. The aesthetic is surprisingly modernist and sci-fi, though the lighting is about what you&#8217;d expect.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Infuri.<\/strong> The data page is in <em>X-Force<\/em> #13. As anticipated, this is a world run by <strong>Furies<\/strong>, the hero-killers from the same <em>Captain Britain<\/em> period.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>PAGE 7: <\/strong><em>Saturnyne&#8217;s emissary visits the Floating Kingdom and the Holy Republic.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">All basically as foreshadowed in <em>Excalibur<\/em> #9 and <em>X-Factor<\/em> #4 &#8211; the Floating Kingdom is a drifty anarchist utopia (presented upside down), while the Holy Republic of Fae is a grinding religious dictatorship. The rulers here are <strong>Roma<\/strong> and <strong>Merlyn<\/strong>, who used to be involved in the appointment of Captain Britains, and we still haven&#8217;t really found out how they wound up in this subordinate role to Saturnyne. Perhaps it&#8217;s tied up with the circumstances of their split.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The five kingdoms which we don&#8217;t get to see are <strong>Avalon<\/strong> (which has appeared repeatedly in <em>Excalibur<\/em>), <strong>Hothive<\/strong> (which has never appeared on panel, though we see its queen shortly), <strong>Mercator<\/strong> (presented as a mystery location that won&#8217;t let people in), <strong>Dryador<\/strong> (conquered by the Horsemen in chapter 1) and <strong>Blightspoke<\/strong> (said to be dangerously unstable).<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>PAGE 8: <\/strong><em>Saturnyne chairs the Avalon parliament meeting.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">As we&#8217;ll see shortly, they&#8217;re voting on a proposal to restore free movement between the realms.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>&#8220;Your votes &#8211; which of course, are in opposition to one another&#8230;&#8221;<\/strong> &#8220;X of Swords&#8221; has consistently presented Roma and Merlyn as opposed on virtually anything, which isn&#8217;t how they&#8217;ve been written in the past.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Vesperidae.<\/strong> We&#8217;ve heard her name before, but this is the first time we&#8217;ve actually seen her.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Ryl.<\/strong> We&#8217;ve seen Saturnyne&#8217;s aide before, in <em>X of Swords: Creation<\/em>. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Jamie Braddock<\/strong> is still wearing Mr Sinister&#8217;s cape, which he acquired in <em>Hellions<\/em> #5.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Mercator.<\/strong> <em>Marauders <\/em>#13 explained that Mercator had undergone some sort of coup, and that the mysterious new regime were not allowing people in. This is the first we&#8217;ve seen of the new regime.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>PAGE 9:<\/strong> <em>The motion fails, and an argument breaks out.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>&#8220;The nays have it.&#8221;<\/strong> We know that Blightspoke, Avalon and the Floating Kingdom voted yes, Mercator abstained, and Hothive and the Holy Republic voted no. That leaves Infuri, Sevalith, Dryador and the Crooked Market. Assuming no further abstentions, at least three of them must have voted no. (You&#8217;d have thought the Crooked Market, as traders, would vote yes.)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Gia Whitechapel.<\/strong> This is her first appearance, but she was previously mentioned in <em>Cable<\/em> #5. Blightspoke is meant to be a dumping ground for things from failed realities, and two of her rather strange group are wearing plague doctor masks. The bear guy is just strange. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">We&#8217;re told that Gia is new here, which implies that either Blightspoke has only just graduated to recognition in this realm, or that she&#8217;s only just become its representative. In <em>Cable<\/em> #5, the regent of Blightspoke was said to be &#8220;unknown&#8221;, with Gia identified simply as its &#8220;Sheriff&#8221;.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>&#8220;The brazen assumption of Dryador&#8217;s seat&#8230;&#8221;<\/strong> The Horsemen Pestilence and Famine are present as the acting regents of Dryador, having conquered the place in <em>X of Swords: Creation<\/em>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>PAGE 10:<\/strong> <em>The Horsemen explain their status.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Basically, the Horsemen claim that they have simply annexed Dryador into Arakko, and appear on behalf of Arakko &#8220;which in turn belongs to Amenth&#8221;. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Note that Saturnyne describes it as a contest between Arakko and <em>Avalon<\/em>. That&#8217;s not what she said in <em>Creation<\/em>. (&#8220;In three days&#8217; time, I will summon your champions of Arakko here to duel the champions of Otherworld.&#8221;)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>PAGE 11:<\/strong> <em>The champions of Avalon gather for their ritual.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Clockwise, that&#8217;s Gorgon, Apocalypse, Cable, Magik, Cypher, Captain Avalon (Brian Braddock, as of <em>Excalibur<\/em> #13), Captain Britain (Betsy Braddock), Wolverine and Storm. Note that&#8217;s nine champions, despite the ten circles on the ground; Gorgon represents two of the swords. The final panel seems to be deliberately framed to obscure this.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>PAGE 12:<\/strong> <em>The champions of Arakko see their opponents in reflection.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">More of these characters later. Most of them are standing one-for-one with a Krakoan character, though Gordon is spread between two. There&#8217;s no very obvious significance to the pairings, but in case it matters later&#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\"><li>Storm is paired with Bel the Blood Moon.<\/li><li>Wolverine is paired with War.<\/li><li>Cypher is paired with the White Sword.<\/li><li>Magik is paired with Isca the Unbeaten<\/li><li>Captain Britain is paired with Solem.<\/li><li>Captain Avalon is paired with Death.<\/li><li>Apocalypse with Pogg Ur-Pogg<\/li><li>Gorgon is paired with both Annihilation and Redroot.<\/li><li>Cable is paired with Summoner.<\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>PAGE 13:<\/strong> Data page, of sorts &#8211; more of an introduction to the &#8220;gathering of the team&#8221; flashbacks for the villain side that follow. The small print reads &#8220;This blade &#8211; for Okkara, for Arakako &#8211; The one land.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>PAGE 14:<\/strong> Another data page, this time with the prophecies that were given to the Arakko side (the equivalent of the clues delivered by Polaris in <em>X-Factor<\/em> #4).<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\"><li>The first one is obviously War, given the flaming sword and the play on &#8220;all&#8217;s fair in love and war&#8221;.<\/li><li>Number 2 is presumably Death, since it mentions&#8230; well, death.<\/li><li>Number 3 is probably Summoner, given the white bit and the emphasis on lying. (The white alone could equally cover the White Sword.)<\/li><li>Number 4 is probably Annihilation, a persona which occupies a mask that consumes the wearer.<\/li><li>Number 5 is presumably Solem, who appeared more interested in entertaining himself than in anything else.<\/li><li>Number 6 is probably Bei the Blood Moon (given the stuff about &#8220;temptress&#8221; and the fact that she&#8217;s carrying a sword called Seducer).<\/li><li>Number 7 is obviously Pogg Ur-Pogg.<\/li><li>Number 8 is the White Sword, the healer.<\/li><li>Number 9 is obviously Isca the Unbeaten (&#8220;sure victory&#8221;)<\/li><li>Number 10 is presumably Redroot.<\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>PAGES 15-17: <\/strong><em>The Horsemen and Annihilation begin their recruitment drive.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Pestilence<\/strong> is delivering the prophecies and creating the circle, much as Polaris did for Krakoa in in <em>X-Factor<\/em> #4.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>&#8220;Alluvium, Seducer, the Black Bone&#8221;.<\/strong> The swords of Redroot, Bei and Death respectively.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>PAGES 18-19: <\/strong><em>Summoner recruits Redroot.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Redroot<\/strong> makes her first proper appearance here. She appears to be serving the same translator role for Arakko that Cypher performs for Krakoa, and she&#8217;s even sitting in the same place. The establishing shot suggests that poor Arakko is clinging on as some kind of oasis of greenery in this wasteland.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Redroot (speaking for Arakko) is not at all interested in fighting for its own sake, and seems more concerned about reunifying the two separated islands.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Arakko&#8217;s dialogue is just gibberish.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>PAGE 20:<\/strong> <em>War and Pestilence recruit Pogg Ur-Pogg.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">First time we&#8217;ve seen Pogg Ur-Pogg, who is some sort of mercenary dinosaur creature. His sword is shaped similarly to Apocalypse&#8217;s. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>PAGE 21: <\/strong><em>Summoner recruits Bei the Blood Moon.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">First time we&#8217;ve seen Bei, who seems to sign up for this simply because it&#8217;s a battle. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>PAGES 22-23: <\/strong><em>Death and Famine recruit the White Sword.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The White Sword evidently regards himself as having spent centuries fighting for the unified Okkara. To him, the Horsemen have betrayed his cause by simply embracing the demonic world of Amenth. Evidently they have to offer him a pretty massive favour to get him on board.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The White Sword is described here as the &#8220;White Sword of the Ivory Spire&#8221;, presumably referring to his base.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>PAGE 24:<\/strong> <em>War and Pestilence recruit Isca.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Isca accepts without explanation. It&#8217;s possible that she has no choice in the matter, since we&#8217;ve been told that her power to &#8220;never be beaten&#8221; is to be taken literally &#8211; it doesn&#8217;t simply allow her to achieve whatever she sets out to do, but rather works in part by compelling her to follow a winning course even if it&#8217;s on the &#8220;wrong&#8221; side.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>PAGES 25-26: <\/strong><em>Death retrieves the Black Bone of Amduat.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">A sacred relic belonging to a death cult, whom he slaughters to get to it (violating a peace treaty). Death offers a presumably sarcastic explanation that as death cultists, they ought to be happy about this.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>PAGE 27: <\/strong>Data page summarising the blades of Arakko.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\"><li>Aside from his demon-summoning powers (which are the result of magical training), Summoner&#8217;s actual mutant power is invulnerability.<\/li><li>Solem&#8217;s adamantium skin was mentioned when he appeared in <em>Wolverine<\/em>, but it&#8217;s describe here as his mutant power. How that works when adamantium is a man-made alloy &#8211; who knows. (As for the &#8220;how does it bend&#8221; question, Solem said in <em>Wolverine<\/em> that it was a bit like chainmail &#8211; that is, it&#8217;s made up of lots of tiny bits of adamantium, which makes some sense.)<\/li><li>The White Sword&#8217;s power is &#8220;healing&#8221;, which explains how he keeps reviving his poor beleaguered 100 every day.<\/li><li>Redroot isn&#8217;t a translator, but has plant-talking powers. Unlike the other mutants in this group, she&#8217;s not a mutant from Arakko, but a &#8220;pure-blood mutant reclaimed from Amenth&#8221;. It&#8217;s perhaps interesting that the one non-Arakko character in the group seems to be the nicest.<\/li><li>Bei&#8217;s mutant power is unhelpfully identified as &#8220;The Doom Note&#8221;.<\/li><li>Pogg Ur-Pogg has no powers, but then being a giant dinosaur thing, he doesn&#8217;t really need them.<\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>PAGES 28-30: <\/strong><em>The Krakoan team arrive in Otherworld and discuss how long to keep playing the game..<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>&#8220;I&#8217;m hardly welcome here.&#8221;<\/strong> Captain Britain was made very unwelcome in the last <em>Excalibur<\/em>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>PAGES 31-33: <\/strong><em>The Krakoans receive tarot cards from Saturnyne.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">We&#8217;ll come back to this when we get to the data page. Apocalypse takes one look at his card &#8211; we&#8217;ll see later that it&#8217;s the Lovers, and shows him and Genesis &#8211; and decides he no longer wants to play along.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>PAGE 34: <\/strong><em>Saturnyne casts a spell of some sort.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">This seems like it&#8217;s going to be important later, since it gets half a page.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>PAGES 35-39:<\/strong> <em>Apocalypse confronts Saturnyne, and is reunited with Genesis.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>&#8220;You defeated Morgan Le Fay in battle &#8211; which I considered a lucky favour.&#8221; <\/strong>That&#8217;s not exactly what happened in <em>Excalibur<\/em> #6. Apocalypse talked Morgan into having the battle resolved by a fight between Betsy and Brian (who was enslaved by Morgan at the time). At any rate, Saturnyne was warring with Morgan at the time, so it&#8217;s unsurprising that she would welcome Morgan&#8217;s removal.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>&#8220;[T]his barely realised theory of magic you claim to have been studying for centuries&#8230;&#8221;<\/strong> Saturnyne is openly doubting Apocalypse&#8217;s claim in <em>Excalibur<\/em> that he&#8217;s been really interested in magic for centuries, and it&#8217;s definitely not just something that&#8217;s been retconned in now. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>PAGE 41: <\/strong>Data page. As in <em>X of Swords: Creation<\/em>, Tarot has had a vision of the same cards we just saw, and offers her explanation. Her comments on the normal meanings of the cards are conventional.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\"><li><strong>The Nine of Swords.<\/strong> Given to Captain Britain, with an image of her lying prone with nine swords stuck into her. However, the normal image on a Nine of Swords card is an image of someone sleeping or recently awoken, with the nine swords mounted above them to represent the anxieties hanging over them. The enthusiastically-impaled corpse shown on Betsy&#8217;s card is more typical of the titular Ten of Swords.<\/li><li><strong>The Two of Cups.<\/strong> Given to Cypher, with an image of him talking to a woman in silhouette &#8211; possibly his opposite number Redroot. This one <em>is<\/em> a version of the typical Two of Cups card, which shows a man and a woman staring into each other&#8217;s eyes. <\/li><li><strong>A hidden card.<\/strong> Tarot&#8217;s version has two reverse sides. Gorgon received the equivalent card and threw it away calling it &#8220;Ridiculous&#8221;, but we don&#8217;t know for sure what was on both sides of his one.<\/li><li><strong>The Knight of Pentacles. <\/strong>Captain Avalon, shown riding a griffon and looking generally heroic. The standard version shows a knight on horseback.<\/li><li><strong>The Page of Wands.<\/strong> Magik, who looked powerful on her card.<\/li><li><strong>The Fool.<\/strong> Cable, who was shown standing on some kind of machinery, perhaps the SWORD space station. The standard version of the card shows the Fool posed in a similarly carefree way on the edge of a cliff.<\/li><li><strong>Strength.<\/strong> Wolverine, who was shown wrestling with Summoner (and apparently losing). He wasn&#8217;t happy about that. The regular card design shows a woman standing over a lion; by implication Wolverine is the animal here.<\/li><li><strong>Death.<\/strong> Storm, shown riding a horse and leading a rather grim looking army. The version of the Death card in the well-known Rider-Waite tarot deck shows the Grim Reaper in armour riding a pale horse and carrying a flag which seems to be identical to the one Storm carries here (zoom in and you can see the &#8220;XIII&#8221; in the top left corner of the flag).<\/li><li><strong>The Lovers.<\/strong> Apocalypse, shown with Genesis, but with an angel of death overhead. This is based specifically on the Rider-Waite version of the Lovers (earlier versions showed three people, a couple receiving a blessing from a cleric). In the Rider-Waite version, the card shows Adam and Eve and the background figure is angelic.<\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>PAGE 42.<\/strong> Trailers. The Krakoan reads NEXT: TRUTH.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>As always, this post contains spoilers, and page numbers go by the digital edition. 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