{"id":5969,"date":"2020-12-05T14:04:47","date_gmt":"2020-12-05T14:04:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.housetoastonish.com\/?p=5969"},"modified":"2020-12-05T14:04:47","modified_gmt":"2020-12-05T14:04:47","slug":"charts-4-december-2020","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.housetoastonish.com\/?p=5969","title":{"rendered":"Charts &#8211; 4 December 2020"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>There&#8217;s a school of thought that says the singles chart shouldn&#8217;t get overrun with Christmas singles every year, because it exists to promote new music. There&#8217;s a degree of truth to this. The chart exists because the music industry funds it. And the music industry funds it because they see it as a useful promotional tool. And until streaming came along, nobody expected the charts to tell us that people kept playing records they already owned.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>But. The charts only work as a promotional tool because they&#8217;re not <em>perceived<\/em> as a promotional tool &#8211; or at least, because they&#8217;re perceived as some objective measure of popularity. In a streaming era, where sales are dwindling into irrelevance, you&#8217;re talking about measuring the music that people listen to. And in December, they listen to Christmas records.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>God, do they listen to Christmas records.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong><a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=tcYodQoapMg\">1. Ariana Grande &#8211; &#8220;Positions&#8221;<\/a><\/strong><br><strong>13. Ariana Grande &#8211; &#8220;34+35&#8221;<\/strong><br><strong>16. Ariana Grande &#8211; &#8220;Santa Tell Me&#8221;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"400\" height=\"225\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/nlR0MkrRklg\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture\" allowfullscreen=\"\"><\/iframe>\n\n\n\n<p>I mean, not all of them. Some of them are still listening to Ariana Grande&#8217;s &#8220;Positions&#8221;, which has now been number one for six weeks. Further down the chart, &#8220;34+35&#8221; climbs back to 13 (still below its initial peak). And the third track from her album&#8230; ah, that vanishes. Because the chart rules only allow three tracks by the same lead artist at one time, and&#8230; well, here&#8217;s &#8220;Santa Tell Me&#8221;, again. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<!--more-->\n\n\n\n<p>And it <em>is <\/em>quite a good record &#8211; a rare example of a modern single joining the canon, too. When it was released, at Christmas 2014, nobody cared &#8211; she <em>had <\/em>had a couple of major hits in the UK by that point, but she hadn&#8217;t graduated to A-list status, and the track didn&#8217;t get past number 68. It&#8217;s now charting for the fourth year running; its peak was number 13, which it reached in both 2018 and 2019.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>&#8220;All I Want for Christmas Is You&#8221;<\/strong> <strong>by Mariah Carey<\/strong> climbs from 14 to 2, and it&#8217;s only December 4th. It reached number 2 in the last three years, but only around Christmas itself. It&#8217;s never been number 1. Could this be the year? <strong>&#8220;Last Christmas&#8221; by Wham<\/strong> climbs 20-3, already matching its peak for the lat two years. (It got to number 2 in 2018.) <strong>&#8220;Fairytale of New York&#8221; by the Pogues featuring Kirsty MacColl<\/strong> climbs 26-8. Boldly overcoming the Christmas march, <strong>&#8220;Whoopty&#8221; by CJ<\/strong> climbs 12-11. <strong>&#8220;It&#8217;s Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christmas&#8221; by Michael Bubl\u00e9 <\/strong>climbs 35-13. <strong>&#8220;Merry Christmas Everyone&#8221; by Shakin&#8217; Stevens<\/strong> climbs 33-14. And <strong>&#8220;Do They Know It&#8217;s Christmas&#8221; by Band Aid <\/strong>climbs 38-15.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The chart rules were changed a few years ago to permanently downweight older records. That was meant to stop this sort of thing from happening. The British public say otherwise.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>18. Elton John &#8211; &#8220;Step into Christmas&#8221;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"400\" height=\"225\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/IbRtGMm96F8\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture\" allowfullscreen=\"\"><\/iframe>\n\n\n\n<p>A minor hit in 1974 &#8211; it only reached number 24 &#8211; &#8220;Step into Christmas&#8221; is charting for the fifth year running. It reached its all time peak last year, when it got to number 8.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>19. Brenda Lee &#8211; &#8220;Rockin&#8217; Around the Christmas Tree&#8221;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"400\" height=\"225\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/DSHGd4lmLd4\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture\" allowfullscreen=\"\"><\/iframe>\n\n\n\n<p>Originally a number 6 hit in 1962, this started charting regularly again in 2016. It reached the top 10 in 2017 but only made the low teens in the last couple of years.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>20. Kelly Clarkson &#8211; &#8220;Underneath the Tree&#8221;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"400\" height=\"225\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/EM2Fnp_qnE8\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture\" allowfullscreen=\"\"><\/iframe>\n\n\n\n<p>Another modern addition to the list, this one dates from 2013 (when it made number 30). Its previous peak, last year, was number 21 &#8211; so it starts off its 2020 run with an all-time best. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>21. Justin Bieber &#8211; &#8220;Rockin&#8217; Around the Christmas Tree&#8221;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Yes, there are two versions of &#8220;Rockin&#8217; Around The Christmas Tree&#8221; on the chart. This is a new one, and it&#8217;s an Amazon exclusive, with no video available. It&#8217;s awful &#8211; a hint of contractual obligation hangs over it.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>22. Chris Rea &#8211; &#8220;Driving Home for Christmas&#8221;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"400\" height=\"225\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/uSjq7x67kzM\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture\" allowfullscreen=\"\"><\/iframe>\n\n\n\n<p>Back for a fifth year running. It didn&#8217;t make the top 40 on its release at Christmas 1988; its all time peak was 11, two years ago. (Despite what it says on Wikipedia, it <em>hasn&#8217;t<\/em> made the top 40 every year since 2007 &#8211; top 100 yes, top 40 no.)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>23. Wizzard &#8211; &#8220;I Wish It Could Be Christmas Everyday&#8221;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"400\" height=\"225\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/IJPc7esgvsA\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture\" allowfullscreen=\"\"><\/iframe>\n\n\n\n<p>Originally, number 4 at Christmas 1973. Wizzard have been back in the top 40 every year since 2010, and last year they got to number 10 &#8211; their best performance of the streaming era.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>28. Jess Glynne &#8211; &#8220;This Christmas&#8221;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"400\" height=\"225\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/ztMSUp6mQMo\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture\" allowfullscreen=\"\"><\/iframe>\n\n\n\n<p>This is new. It&#8217;s another Amazon original, but it does have a video on YouTube (which will count towards the chart place). It&#8217;s a cover of a Donny Hathaway song from 1970, which is apparently a standard in the USA, but has never charted in this country. Nor has anyone else had a hit with it before. Hathaway himself only had a couple of top 40 singles in the UK, both of them duets with Roberta Flack.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>32. Slade &#8211; &#8220;Merry Xmas Everybody&#8221;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"400\" height=\"225\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/BpfHSqLXePI\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture\" allowfullscreen=\"\"><\/iframe>\n\n\n\n<p>The Christmas number 1 of 1973 (the same year as Wizzard). This is charting for the fifth year running; it tends to wind up in the low teens.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>33. Leona Lewis &#8211; &#8220;One More Sleep&#8221;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"400\" height=\"225\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/j-_1-uJ6Ml4\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture\" allowfullscreen=\"\"><\/iframe>\n\n\n\n<p>When this came out in 2013, it seemed like a transparent bid for a Christmas standard &#8211; and it <em>did <\/em>get to number 3. Over the last few years it seems to have achieved its goal, and it got back into the top 10 in 2018.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>35. Liam Gallagher &#8211; &#8220;All You&#8217;re Dreaming Of&#8221;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"400\" height=\"225\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/HAbG7YONLxQ\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture\" allowfullscreen=\"\"><\/iframe>\n\n\n\n<p>This is a charity release. It&#8217;s quite pretty, within the fairly predictable reference points of a Liam Gallagher ballad. It&#8217;s not explicitly a Christmas song, but you can kind of imagine it being used in a John Lewis advert. With typical modesty, Gallagher has described it as &#8220;an instant classic that is perfect for this time of year&#8221;. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>36. Andy Williams &#8211; &#8220;It&#8217;s The Most Wonderful Time of the Year&#8221;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"400\" height=\"225\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/AN_R4pR1hck\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture\" allowfullscreen=\"\"><\/iframe>\n\n\n\n<p>Back for a fifth year running. This was an album track that never got released as a single, and so it never charted before the digital era; its all time peak was number 17 in 2017.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>37. Michael Bubl\u00e9 &#8211; &#8220;Holly Jolly Christmas&#8221;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"400\" height=\"225\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/Dkq3LD-4pmM\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture\" allowfullscreen=\"\"><\/iframe>\n\n\n\n<p>A second track from the Michael Bubl\u00e9 Christmas album. The reached number 32 last year, and number 34 in 2017, but it&#8217;s yet to be fully established as a regular. The original version was released by Burl Ives in 1964, and it&#8217;s never made the top 40.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>38. Bobby Helms &#8211; &#8220;Jingle Bell Rock&#8221;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"400\" height=\"225\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/ZnDmmiiFSUU\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture\" allowfullscreen=\"\"><\/iframe>\n\n\n\n<p>This made its first appearance of the digital era last year, when it managed a week at number 30. It wasn&#8217;t a hit in the UK on first release, although Max Bygraves took a version of the song to number 7 in 1959.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>39. Paul McCartney &#8211; &#8220;Wonderful Christmastime&#8221;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"400\" height=\"225\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/94Ye-3C1FC8\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture\" allowfullscreen=\"\"><\/iframe>\n\n\n\n<p>The 1979 Christmas single that saw Paul McCartney buying a new synthesizer and wondering what that button does. It reached number 6 on release, and it&#8217;s back in the top 40 for the fifth year running.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>40. John &amp; Yoko and The Plastic Ono Band with the Harlem Community Choir &#8211; &#8220;Happy Xmas (War is Over)&#8221;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"400\" height=\"225\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/flA5ndOyZbI\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture\" allowfullscreen=\"\"><\/iframe>\n\n\n\n<p>This <em>does<\/em> have a video, but the only version on YouTube is the vaguely disturbing one with footage of war victims &#8211; you can watch it here. Back for the fourth year running, it reached number 4 in 1979, and an all-time peak of number 2 following Lennon&#8217;s death in 1980. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Can all these Christmas records really march any further up the chart? Is there space? Or are they just peaking early this year?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>On the album chart, where things are both quieter and a little more normal.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>1. Gary Barlow &#8211; &#8220;Music Played By Humans&#8221;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"400\" height=\"225\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/ZyutxpgHrOE\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture\" allowfullscreen=\"\"><\/iframe>\n\n\n\n<p>His first solo album in 7 years is going for the orchestral class route, and it&#8217;s his third number one. Barlow&#8217;s solo chart record is a remarkable artefact of his career fortunes. His last three albums all reached 1 or 2. His 1997 solo debut reached number 1. And his second solo album, from 1999, reached number 35.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>2. Steps &#8211; &#8220;What the Future Holds&#8221;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"400\" height=\"225\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/X5dMSAVaORY\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture\" allowfullscreen=\"\"><\/iframe>\n\n\n\n<p>Not sure it&#8217;s the healthiest sign for the album market that a new Steps studio album is getting to number 2. Mind you, the single above is not bad at all.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>4. Miley Cyrus &#8211; &#8220;Plastic Hearts&#8221;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>That&#8217;s her highest position since &#8220;Bangerz&#8221; became her sole number 1 in album in 2013. Obviously, we&#8217;ve had a couple of singles from this album in the top ten.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>10. Shakin&#8217; Stevens &#8211; &#8220;Singled Out&#8221;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>As good a time as any to release a Shakin&#8217; Stevens singles collection, I suppose. 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