{"id":9685,"date":"2024-02-11T11:52:16","date_gmt":"2024-02-11T11:52:16","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.housetoastonish.com\/?p=9685"},"modified":"2024-02-11T11:52:16","modified_gmt":"2024-02-11T11:52:16","slug":"daredevil-villains-15-the-queega","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.housetoastonish.com\/?p=9685","title":{"rendered":"Daredevil Villains #15: The Queega"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Again, we&#8217;re skipping a couple of issues with returning villains &#8211; issues #26-27 feature the return of Stilt-Man and the final defeat of the Masked Marauder.<\/p>\n<p><strong><a href=\"https:\/\/www.housetoastonish.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/02\/Unknown-1.jpeg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-9831 alignright\" src=\"https:\/\/www.housetoastonish.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/02\/Unknown-1.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"188\" height=\"268\" \/><\/a>DAREDEVIL #28 (May 1967)<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>&#8220;Thou Shalt Not Covet Thy Neighbor&#8217;s Planet!&#8221;<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>Writer, editor: Stan Lee<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>Penciller: Gene Colan<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>Inker: Dick Ayers<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>Letterer: Sam Rosen<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>Colourist: not credited<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Yes, it&#8217;s a flying saucer issue. The aliens are really just little green men &#8211; well, they&#8217;re quite big green reptiles, I suppose, but you get the point. They aren&#8217;t even named in this issue. The name &#8220;Queega&#8221; comes from the <em>Official Handbook of the Marvel Universe<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p>Matt accepts an invitation to give a talk at Carter College on the legal aspects of flying saucers. About a third of the book is taken up with the romantic triangle before we even get to the College, where Matt plans to wing his way through a talk on a subject he knows nothing about. As it turns out, he just gives a fairly sensible talk about how the law would treat aliens if they ever showed up. In fact, you could make a case for this being one of the more legally sound issues of <em>Daredevil<\/em>. (Readers interested in the sum total of UK case law on this topic are directed to <a href=\"https:\/\/www.bailii.org\/ew\/cases\/EWHC\/Patents\/2020\/2412.html\">paragraph 23(2) of this decision<\/a>.)<\/p>\n<p>The talk is interrupted by the sound of a gunshot. Exciting!<\/p>\n<p>It turns out that the shot was fired by Professor Tom Brewster, a UFO obsessive who claims to have stumbled upon some aliens in the woods. Rather surprisingly, Brewster is promptly arrested for firing a gun in a public place.<\/p>\n<p>Naturally, Daredevil suspects that Brewster is telling the truth. So he investigates, and stumbles upon a flying saucer. The aliens seem surprised that &#8220;another human has discovered our presence on this primitive planet&#8221;, despite having set up base two minutes&#8217; walk from a university campus. The aliens are reptilian semi-humanoids with weird energy halos. Wouldn&#8217;t you just know it, their main weapon turns out to be a ray that blinds people. Of course, it has no effect on Daredevil whatsoever. Unfortunately, they also have a secondary weapon: a delayed-effect freeze ray, which <em>does<\/em> work on him.<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p>The aliens abduct Daredevil and explain their dastardly plan. They intend to blind the entire human race, and then steal all of Earth&#8217;s minerals. Literally, all of them. How are they going to do that? &#8220;We have means of transferring them to our own galaxy,&#8221; handwaves the alien captain. Daredevil protests that half the population would perish without &#8220;our precious minerals&#8221;. The aliens explain that this is &#8220;unfortunate&#8221; but &#8220;cannot be helped&#8221;. Why can&#8217;t it be helped? Hush with your questions.<\/p>\n<p>The aliens are very impressed by Daredevil&#8217;s courage. They offer to restore his sight and let him join them on campaigns of planetary invasion. Naturally, Daredevil is not keen.<\/p>\n<p>So the aliens get back to their plan. And they do get as far as blinding the entire human race. This gives us in a half page montage in which people around the world react to their sudden blindness in the sort of style you&#8217;d expect from a late 60s comic, complete with special national fonts for everyone&#8217;s lettering. &#8220;What have the Kapitalists done to us?!&#8221; says a Russian. &#8220;Muhammud has turned his face away!&#8221; says a man in a turban on an elephant.<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, Daredevil fights the aliens and manoeuvres them into smashing their own machine, so everyone gets their sight back after a few minutes. The only impact we see of the global blindness is Foggy and Karen&#8217;s taxi crashing harmlessly into a tree, but you&#8217;d have thought the global death toll from car crashes and industrial equipment would be alarmingly high. Apparently not, though, because nobody seems terribly bothered. Inconveniently, the aliens can&#8217;t proceed with their invasion until they fix the machine, which will take &#8220;a thousand thousand nomameters&#8221;, whatever those are. So they just dump Daredevil and go home. And that&#8217;s the end.<\/p>\n<p>The occasional Queega has shown up in the background of crowd scenes in cosmic stories, but otherwise they&#8217;ve been politely forgotten about. And why wouldn&#8217;t they be? They&#8217;re painfully generic, and bring nothing to the table other than whatever novelty factor alien invasions and flying saucers might still have had by 1967. Which can&#8217;t have been much.<\/p>\n<p>The Queega don&#8217;t even have a memorable design &#8211; aside from their little energy halos, they&#8217;re just reptile men. Colan often elevates second-rate stories by cranking up the energy and the emotion in the characters, but either he can&#8217;t figure out how to do that with alien characters, or he can&#8217;t summon up much enthusiasm for the material. Whatever the reason, it&#8217;s obvious he wants to get back to the humans.<\/p>\n<p>Who could blame him? Lee really is running out of ideas at this point, and you can feel the barrel being scraped.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Again, we&#8217;re skipping a couple of issues with returning villains &#8211; issues #26-27 feature the return of Stilt-Man and the final defeat of the Masked Marauder. DAREDEVIL #28 (May 1967) &#8220;Thou Shalt Not Covet Thy Neighbor&#8217;s Planet!&#8221; Writer, editor: Stan Lee Penciller: Gene Colan Inker: Dick Ayers Letterer: Sam Rosen Colourist: not credited Yes, it&#8217;s [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[37],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-9685","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-daredevil"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.housetoastonish.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9685","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.housetoastonish.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.housetoastonish.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.housetoastonish.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.housetoastonish.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=9685"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/www.housetoastonish.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9685\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9833,"href":"https:\/\/www.housetoastonish.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9685\/revisions\/9833"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.housetoastonish.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=9685"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.housetoastonish.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=9685"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.housetoastonish.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=9685"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}