In which the run of high-selling number one singles continues.  Plus – back catalogue debris washed up on the shores of reality TV!

39.  Ellie Goulding – “Anything Could Happen”
37.  The Script – “The Man Who Can’t Be Moved”

Back catalogue downloads sparked by Britain’s Got Talent, I believe.

35.  Bruno Mars – “Treasure”

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After four weeks (and with their album now available to buy instead), Daft Punk’s reign at the top comes to an end.  We can now return to our regularly scheduled business of records entering at number 1!

40.  Evanescence – “Bring Me To Life” 

Performed on Britain’s Got Talent, as if you couldn’t guess.

30.  The 1975 – “The City”

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It wasn’t just Eurovision this week!   There’s also a batch of new entries, none of which is troubling Daft Punk in the slightest!

38.  Gabrielle Aplin – “Please Don’t Say You Love Me”

This was a number 6 hit in February.  It’ll be back because of a spillover effect from the release of her album this week.

36.  Birdy – “People Help The People”

This was on The Voice… er, two weeks ago.  Delayed effect?  Or was it just listed as a discount track on Amazon?

27.  Mariah Carey (featuring Miguel) – “#Beautiful”

Climbing from last week’s 39, and it’s still climbing on iTunes – so perhaps this isn’t quite the dud it first appeared.  But the midweek chart doesn’t show it going much further.

23.  Tich – “Dumb”

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There is truly nothing quite like the Eurovision Song Contest.  For those of you reading this outside Europe, a brief bit of context: it’s a contest in which countries from across a very broadly defined Europe each enter a song, and then there’s a Europe-wide phone vote (combined with scores from national judges) to determine a winner.  Long regarded in the west as a piece of amusing kitsch, the contest is taken rather more seriously by the newer entrants from the east.  The result is a baffling mixture of legitimate pop, sentimental ballads about love and/or global unity, odd novelty records, inexplicable misfires, and genuinely interesting curios that would never get an international audience anywhere else.

The show is hosted each year by the winner of the previous contest, a prize widely regarded as something of a curse, since it costs a fortune even with the contribution from the big five.  Consequently, there was some relief when Sweden won last year, since they can actually afford to host it.  Even so, the wise Scandinavians have tried to rein things in a bit this year, sending the show to Malmo rather than Stockholm, and dialling back the crazy displays of excess that have characterised some recent years.  (When the Russians hosted, they claimed to have one third of the world’s LCD televisions on the stage, or something insane like that.)

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Would have had this up earlier, but as you may have noticed, the hosting company has been down for the better part of two days.  Anyhow, the reign of Daft Punk continues, as does the comparative dearth of new entries.

40.  The Black Eyed Peas – “Where Is The Love”

Er… yes.  A number 1 hit from 2003, I’m not entirely sure why this is back in the chart.  It’s supposedly because a bunch of Black Eyed Peas fans had a brief spurt of buying the track after the British news media started reporting Fergie’s retirement (referring to the football manager Alex Ferguson), but, uh, that can’t be true, can it?

For whatever reason, it gives will.i.am three singles on this week’s chart, plus a fourth that he wrote.  We’ll come to that one.

39.  Mariah Carey featuring Miguel – “Beautiful”

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‘Tis the quietest of quiet weeks.  Seriously, this isn’t going to take long.

38.  Michael Molloy & Alex Evans – “Rise And Fall”

Michael Molloy was an 18-year-old aspiring songwriter who was killed in a coach crash last year while returning from the Isle of Wight festival; this is a demo he had previously recorded with partner Alex Evans.  It’s quite good, in fact.  If you’re wondering, that’s apparently Evans singing; Molloy wrote the song and is playing the guitar.

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Reviews will be coming in due course, but in the meantime, the great thing about chart posts is that you can generally make a good start on them in advance…

40.  Amelia Lily – “Party Over”

“Tell me, is the party over?” asks Amelia.

Well, let’s see.  “You Bring Me Joy”, number 2.  “Shut Up (And Give Me Whatever You Got)”, number 11.  This track, number 40.  Position on iTunes as of right this moment now – 103.

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After the excitement of last week, the mainstream media have packed up and gone home, and we’re back to business as usual.  Which means midweek releases, odd classical crossover acts, and three records by will.i.am.  One of them is “Scream and Shout”, still hanging in there at 35.

34.  will.i.am (featuring Miley Cyrus) – “Fall Down”

And one of them is this, which isn’t officially on YouTube, but you won’t have too much trouble finding it if you want to hear it.  It’s one of his less obnoxious songs, with a catchy whistling hook, though it still ultimately ends up in the territory of Flo Rida with added electro and orchestral pretensions.  The last minute or so is completely off the deep end.  Weirdly, this isn’t being downloaded as an album track – he simply released two singles in the same week and only promoted one of them.

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The podcast is just below, so I’m kind of deluging you with material today, but this seems like a day to try and get the chart post up quickly.

This week: Margaret Thatcher dies, the chart goes berserk, and the BBC makes an incredible hash of the whole situation.

Where there is harmony, let us bring discord.

35.  The Notsensibles – “I’m in Love with Margaret Thatcher”

Margaret Thatcher died on Monday following a stroke, at the age of 87.  To call her divisive would be an understatement.  Everyone can agree that she’s an important historical figure – the first female Prime Minister, the longest serving of the post-war era, and somebody who actually succeeded in remaking the British political culture in ways that have stuck.  Where people disagree, and passionately, is on whether this was a good thing.

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After last week’s improbable departure into the realms of 90s pop, normal service is now resumed.

(Briefly.)

40.  Imagine Dragons – “It’s Time”

Are Imagine Dragons on a crusade to provide fodder for chart trivia collectors?  The band had their first UK hits in December when “Radioactive” and “Hear Me” both made the lower reaches of the top 40 in the same week.  In fact, that was largely the result of a misfired promotion: “Radioactive”was the song everyone wanted, but it was released as the B-side to “Hear Me”.  So, under chart rules, if you downloaded “Radioactive” alone, it was credited as a sale of “Radioactive” – but if you downloaded the entire single, it was credited to “Hear Me”.

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