Charts – 9 November 2018
We’ve got a tenth anniversary podcast coming up this weekend, but first, here’s the chart post…
1. Ariana Grande – “thank u next”
This was released two days into the chart week, but still beats the incumbent number one (“Shallow”) by 50% or so. It was a relatively low-selling number one, admittedly. But even so, it’s an achievement for a midweek release to enter at the top. Records do still enter at number one, but it’s no longer the norm, and it’s not particularly something we expect of Ariana Grande – her only previous UK number ones were “Problem” and “Bang Bang”, both in 2014. This song probably benefits from name checking her actual ex-boyfriends, and thus making itself part of her personal narrative, but it’s a decent enough single on its own terms.
X-Men: Black – Emma Frost
X-Men: Black has been a strange little set of one-shots. The Magneto, Mojo and Mystique stories were mainly just restatements of the characters. But Juggernaut seemed to be setting up a new status quo for the character (if not an especially interesting one).
And now we have Emma Frost‘s one-shot, written by Leah Williams and pencilled by Chris Bachalo (with six inkers, so the deadlines must have been pressing on this one). This one is actually important to the plot.
Charts – 2 November 2018
A relative handful of new entries this week…
1. Lady Gaga & Bradley Cooper – “Shallow”
Two weeks. To be honest, it’s been a bit lucky – it’s a quiet period, and it’s managed both weeks on sales that wouldn’t normally get the job done. On the other hand, it’s still gaining momentum, so it could still have another week in it.
14. XXXTentacion & Lil Pump featuring Maluma & Swae Lee – “Arms Around You”
X-Men Black: Juggernaut
The X-Men Black one-shots have been surprisingly decent considering that they’re effectively fill in stories. But perhaps we were bound to hit something generic in the end, and here we are.
What is there to say about this one, really? The Juggernaut finds himself in the Silver Age X-Men mansion and gets into a fight with the X-Men inside, immediately suspecting that something is not right here. As it turns out, he’s right, but not in an especially interesting way.
Charts – 26 October 2018
Now here’s something I didn’t expect to see in 2018.
1. Lady Gaga & Bradley Cooper – “Shallow”
Yes, it’s the fifth Lady Gaga number one! The other four were “Just Dance”, “Poker Face”, “Bad Romance”, and “Telephone” – all of which were reached number one during her imperial phase of 2009/10. So it’s been eight years, and until the A Star Is Born soundtrack came along, it was frankly looking as if the hits had dried up and it was off to Vegas/album-chart purgatory with her. Her career bodyswerve with the move into acting has worked wonders.
X-23 #1-5: “Two Birthdays and Three Funerals”
Mariko Tamaki and Juann Cabal get a fresh issue #1 for the start of their run, but this is very much a continuation of Tom Taylor’s All-New Wolverine. The set-up is exactly the same, except for the dropping of the “Wolverine” name in favour of “X-23” – which nobody draws attention to until issue #5, and which Laura pointedly refuses to explain. So perhaps it’s something we’re coming back to, and they just didn’t want it to overshadow the first arc. Or perhaps it’s something we’re kicking into the long grass, because we all know the real reason – Wolverine Classic is back – so there’s not much point trying to sell us on an organic story reason.
Visually, the style of the book hasn’t drastically changed either. Cabal drew much of the “Orphans of X” storyline for All-New Wolverine, and he maintains that style here. Unfortunately, deadlines seem to catch up with him by the final issue, most of which is handled competently enough by Marcio Fiorito. But the rest of the book has some great visual flourishes, not just with the usual contrast between Laura and her enthusiastic mini-me Gabby, but also in the way the Stepford Cuckoos’ unity and pose starts to break down when they’re alone and arguing amongst themselves.
Iceman #1-2
This is an interesting new phenomenon – a book that didn’t survive as a monthly makes a comeback on the strength of sales of the collected edition. Perhaps it should be more surprising that this hasn’t happened before. It’s not that unusual for Marvel and DC to launch a book in the expectation that the potential audience lies outside the direct market, but those books tend to be ones whose appeal is obviously outside the direct market. Sina Grace’s Iceman, being basically a mainstream X-book, despite the heavy focus on Iceman’s coming out, is not so clearly in that category. But here it is for another run, presumably due to sales of the collection coming as a pleasant surprise to Marvel.
The first two issues seem to be self-contained, so let’s take them together.
Charts – 19 October 2018
Boy, there’s not much of interest going on here…
1. Calvin Harris & Sam Smith – “Promises”
Oh, this again? “Promises” returns to number one for a sixth week after what turns out to have been a brief interruption by Dave’s “Funky Friday”. That track slips to 2. It’s fairly close – the equivalent of 1,026 sales.
5. Little Mix featuring Nicki Minaj – “Woman Like Me”
X-Men: Black – Mystique
Shape changing is one of those relatively low key powers that often gets taken for granted by writers. We know what Mystique can do, it’s a handy plot device sometimes, on with the show.
This is Seanan McGuire’s second story for Marvel – the first was the X-Men Gold Annual with the holiday camp – and since any wider plotlines are at best marginal, it’s free to spend its time re-stating the premise, and reminding us of why Mystique runs rings around everyone. So whether it’s in the real world or a superhero setting, Mystique is happily bouncing around unnoticed as a background character.
X-Men: Black – Mojo
There are certainly some interesting creator choices for the X-Men: Black one-shots. Mojo gets artist Nick Bradshaw (always welcome, and his detailed cartooning is a good fit for the character), and comedian Scott Aukerman. I’m… vaguely familiar with Aukerman’s name? I see there’s three seasons of Comedy Bang Bang on UK Netflix, but yeah, never watched them.
But Mojo’s a comic relief villain, so a comedy writer makes sense. And this is indeed… well, wacky. Much depends here on how much tolerance you have for wacky, and how relaxed you are about people being wildly out of character for wackiness’ sake.
