House of X #1
So I’m not ignoring the review backlog, but something tells me there’s a bit more interest in House of X #1 than there is in, say, the Wolverine vs Blade Special. On the other hand, I don’t want to review this until it’s actually finished… and I don’t want to just post “open thread.” So instead, since Hickman seems like the sort of writer whose stories are designed to repay scrutiny, let’s just unpick what’s going on here in continuity terms.
I’m using the page numbers for the digital edition here, which will be out of synch with a paper edition (since the double page spreads count as a single page) but I’m sure you’ll figure it out.
COVER (PAGE 1). The X-Men step through one of those gateways we’ll be hearing so much about.
PAGE 2: This is a Jonathan Hickman comic, so we’re getting lots of black and white “data pages” between scenes – a fairly standard device in his comics. The script at the back is heavily redacted for this page – despite it containing almost no information – but does reveal that this quote is part of a telepathic speech by Charles Xavier to the world, evidently announcing the way things are going to be from now on.
House to Astonish Episode 176
It’s the annual SDCC roundup, and we’re talking about the upcoming relaunch of the X-Men line, Phase 4 of the MCU, Ed Brubaker’s deal with Legendary Television, Miracleman in Marvel Comics 1000, the CW’s upcoming Crisis on Infinite Earths crossover, Beware the Ghost Rider, The Question: The Deaths of Vic Sage, the return of Dead Rabbit as Dead Eyes, Cecil Castellucci taking over Batgirl, the upcoming Spider-Verse miniseries, Afterlift, Amazing Spider-Man: Full Circle, The Amazing Mary Jane, Birds of Prey, The Batman’s Grave, Doctor Doom, Undiscovered Country and DC’s further adventures in imprints. We’ve also got reviews of Superman’s Pal Jimmy Olsen and Loki, and the Official Handbook of the Official Handbook of the Marvel Universe is the fastest milk float in the West. All this plus DC Graphic Novels For Elderly Podcasters, the X-Sausages and a look into the twilight years of one of comics’ favourite writer-artist teams.
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Wolverine: Exit Wounds
No, I’m not quite sure why this exists either. It’s a one-shot anthology with three Wolverine stories, which would normally scream “completist fodder”. But it’s an unusually high end one, since at least it’s using creators who are strongly associated with Wolverine: Larry Hama, Chris Claremont, and (admittedly more of a stretch) Sam Kieth. Apparently it’s something to do with Marvel’s 80th birthday celebrations, so I guess the idea is to let these guys play to the nostalgia.
It’s still a book that’s unlikely to trouble the attention of anyone other than completists and big fans of the creators, though. Larry Hama leads off with “Red in Tooth and Claw”, illustrated by Scot Eaton and Sean Parsons, which is a flashback to the old memory-implant idea that he made so much of during his early 90s Wolverine run. Hama always enjoyed the potential for surrealism in Wolverine’s altered memories, particularly when he had Mark Texeira on art.
Charts – 19 July 2015
In which Ed Sheeran releases an album, with predictable results.
1. Ed Sheeran featuring Khalid – “Beautiful People”
3. Ed Sheeran featuring Stormzy – “Take Me Back to London”
4. Ed Sheeran featuring Chance the Rapper & PnB Rock – “Cross Me”
The album in question is “No 6 Collaborations Project”, the numbering following from a series of EPs and albums that he released back before he hit the big time – “No 5 Collaborations Project” was self-released in 2011 and reached number 46. It’s Sheeran’s fourth consecutive number one album and chances are it’s going to be around for a while to come.
War of the Realms: Uncanny X-Men
(Imagine here the sound of deep sighing.)
So. These three issues aren’t technically part of Uncanny X-Men. But they are written by Matthew Rosenberg, and they carry “legacy” numbers #635-637, which would place them between Uncanny X-Men #15-16 – just before Rahne leaves, in other words. They also smooth over the plot a little bit, in terms of things like Hope becoming a member of the team. So imagine if Rosenberg’s main story had been interrupted by a three-issue crossover arc between chapters five and six, basically.
War of the Realms grows out of a long-running Thor storyline, and basically involves a whole load of Asgardian baddies invading Earth and having a great big war. And that’s not the best set-up for a tie-in with Rosenberg’s Uncanny X-Men.
Mr & Mrs X #11-12 – “The Lady & The Tiger”
Gosh, the backlog is starting to look a bit terrifying. That’ll happen when everything ends at once, I guess – including a bunch of prologue one-shots sneaking in under the wire. But we’ll come to those. First up, the closing two issues of Mr & Mrs X, a book which has in fact achieved something (hopefully) lasting and solid. Before Kelly Thompson got hold of Rogue and Gambit, their on-again-off-again relationship had drifted into that grey territory somewhere between “nineties nostalgia” and “not this again.” Despite the initial wrench it took to get them there, Mr & Mrs X ends with them as a solid couple who seem, once again, like they belong together.
Publishers can be understandably nervous about marrying off characters, because of the fear that it marks the end of their story. It depends on the story, of course. Moonlighting was notoriously considered to have lost its way after it paired up the lead characters, but the core of their appeal was the will-they-won’t-they schtick. With Rogue and Gambit, any mileage in that routine was exhausted years ago, and besides, their appeal has long been more in the way they play off each other when they’re together. They work as a double act; marrying them makes it stronger.
Charts – 12 July 2019
Oh good, movement!
1. Shawn Mendes & Camila Cabello – “Senorita”
This has spent two weeks stuck at number 2 behind Ed Sheeran, and it’s pretty good – it’s kind of Latin by numbers, but it’s got a real lightness of touch to it. It’s the second number one for both singers – in Shawn Mendes’ case, it comes four years after “Stitches”, while Cabello’s previous number one was 2017’s “Havana.” (Cabello’s other current single, “Find U Again” with Mark Ronson, is still down at 31.) (more…)
Major X
There’s a temptation to bring out special standards where Rob Liefeld is concerned. After all, on any conventional basis, he makes awful, incoherent comics. And yet, and yet… Liefeld was a star in the nineties, and clearly he was doing something that connected. His style was one of the dominant features of the period, grudgingly imitated by all manner of artists who wanted to keep getting work. His stories were incoherent in a way that suggested not so much laziness as naive, stream-of-conscious enthusiasm. Some of his actual concepts, like Youngblood, turn out to be entirely viable when handled by more conventional talents. And in a couple of years he had a hand in creating Cable, Domino, Shatterstar and Deadpool, which is a pretty good track record.
Major X, his latest six-issue mini, fits well into this tradition. It bounces around with tremendous enthusiasm and no great coherence. Plot threads are introduced and never paid off (in a way that you’d get away with if these were the first six issues of an ongoing). Little about it makes sense. But Liefeld comes across as genuinely enthusiastic about it. It doesn’t feel phoned in. It feels mad.
In a good way? No. Not in a good way. It’s awful. But at least it’s idiosyncratically awful. And some Liefeld concepts turned out to work when other people communicated them more effectively. Might this be one?
Age of X-Man: X-Tremists
Leah Williams and Georges Jeanty’s X-Tremists takes on one of the trickier tasks of the Age of X-Man crossover: writing a bunch of characters as a secret police force who mindwipe, and ultimately disappear, inconvenient people – people who won’t get on board with Nate’s relationship-free, individualist culture. While the public don’t know about all the mind wiping, or at least know about it only as a rumour, they do know about Department X itself, as a relatively low level outfit policing antisocial behaviour. From the standpoint of the Age of X-Man public, they’re the vice squad. (Rather unfortunately, their slogan “Semper Vigilo” – “Always Watching” – is also the motto of Police Scotland.)
But they’re a bit more awful than that, which raises awkward questions for the characters. After all, sure, they’re under outside influence. But so is everyone else, and plenty of them are breaking free. Most of those that aren’t are simply living “normal” lives in Nate’s society. The Department X members are actively enforcing Nate’s pseudotopia.
Charts – 5 July 2019
This is the annual post-Glastonbury chart, and as is often the case, it’s rather quiet, because everyone’s been off in a field instead of promoting their records (and everyone who does want to promote a record is being drowned out by the people in the field). So we can run through this quite quickly…
1. Ed Sheeran & Justin Bieber – “I Don’t Care”
Eight weeks, and it’s now joined by…
3. Ed Sheeran featuring Khalid – “Beautiful People”
