X-Men: Gold #16-20: “The Negative Zone War”
Well, this is not very good.
And it’s a shame to be saying that, because “The Negative Zone War” is also the X-Men: Gold storyline which relies least on nostalgia. That’s not to say that it’s strikingly original – the X-Men visit another world and get caught up in the local civil war, which is not new. But it’s a world they have no connection with, and it’s a new villain.
In fact, that seems to be a large part of the story. Kologoth – the alien bad guy who had an origin issue a few months back – is finally rescued when his rebel army open a portal to Earth. The rescue mission causes a bit of chaos, the X-Men get involved, and Kitty and Kurt wind up stuck on the ship when it goes home. And so the X-Men go after them. But while Kologoth is mildly pleased to have the chance to imprison a couple of X-Men in turn, he’s not that bothered.
Charts – 12 January 2018
The singles chart starts to settle back to the normal routine…
1. Ed Sheeran – “Perfect”
For the sixth week. He has to run out of steam soon, right? Further down the top ten, we have “Barking” by Ramz climbing 8-4, “I Miss You” by Clean Bandit featuring Julia Michaels climbing 6-5, and NF’s “Let You Down” moving 10-6. And our highest new entry is…
7. Bruno Mars featuring Cardi B – “Finesse”
X-Men: Gold Annual #1: “Cross-Atlantic Caper”
It’s thirty years since Excalibur #1, and with three of the cast currently appearing in X-Men: Gold, it does make sense for the book to do a tribute. And where better than in an annual, that traditional home of byways and digressions?
The result is… odd. There’s a nice Alan Davis cover, re-doing the cover of Excalibur #1 with the characters in their current costumes. The interior art is by Alitha Martinez, and while it isn’t especially reminiscent of Davis, she does a sound job on the character comedy, she sells Meggan’s key scene very well, and she does nicely enough with a brief dimension-hopping homage sequence.
Marc Guggenheim and Leah Williams’ story, on the other hand, is something of a half-formed affair, full of quite promising ideas that never actually tie together.
X-Men: Grand Design #1-2
Grand Design is one of the stranger X-related ideas in quite some time. Planned for six outsize issues, it’s Ed Piskor re-telling the first three hundred or so issues of (Uncanny) X-Men. These first two issues cover the Silver Age.
Now, three hundred issues in around three hundred pages is going to be seriously compressed. But Piskor’s best known work, Hip Hop Family Tree, is essentially documentarian, and there’s a similar vibe to this. Yes, there’s a framing sequence to set up Uatu as the narrator, but that largely serves to explain why the focus remains on the big picture rather than the small details. More to the point, though, roughly three hundred issues basically means the end of the Claremont run, and if there’s one thing that Claremont was very good at, it was creating a sense of a grand saga.
Astonishing X-Men #1-6: “Life of X”
Astonishing X-Men picked up a few votes in our end of year poll in the pleasant surprise category. And it is indeed better than you might have expected, even if this says as much about expectations as it does about the comic itself. After all, if you follow up a slightly subdued relaunch by suddenly saying “hey, here’s another X-Men book”, and push it on the basis that it doesn’t have a regular artist… well.
After a gentle prologue in which the Shadow King attacks various low-level hermit psychics to regain his foothold on Earth, issue #1 kicks off the story proper with him having a stab at seizing Psylocke. This lets him use whichever X-Men he wants, since the result is a lot of psychic thrashing around in London, and whichever X-Men are nearest turning up to help.
Charts – 5 January 2018
Not so much a chart as a spasm, this week we see what happens when twenty-odd Christmas songs vanish from the top 40 at once, and there are virtually no new releases to fill the gap. Basically, it means a bunch of re-entries which I’m not going to bother listing, plus a few records reaching new highs from which the festive brigade had previously been excluding them. Plus, there’s a handful of genuinely new stuff down at the bottom.
Predictably, “Perfect” spends a fifth week at number one, with the parent album “÷” also getting a twentieth week at the top. Below it, the top 10 returns to normal, with new peaks for “Man’s Not Hot” by Big Shaq at 3, “I Miss You” by Clean Bandit featuring Julia Michales at 6, “17” by MK at 7, and “Barking” by Ramz at 8 (which climbs from 30). Further down, “I Know You” by Craig David featuring Bastille re-enters at 15, and “No Words” by Dave featuring Mostack rebounds from 40 to a new peak of 17 (having entered at 18 back in November). “Tip Toe” by Jason Derulo featuring French Montana, which dropped out of the top 40 last week and has never been above 30, re-enters at 19. “Decline” by Raye featuring Mr Eazi similarly re-enters at 22, and “My Lover” by Not3s re-enters at 23, comfortably beating its previous peak of 38.
24. Jax Jones featuring Ina Wroldsen – “Breathe”
Iceman #8 – “Iceman vs Iceman”
Iceman is on its way to a swift cancellation with issue #11, which shouldn’t come as any surprise. For whatever reason, Marvel persist in launching new X-Men solo titles and, unless there’s a Wolverine involved, watching them crash within a year. Similarly, Generation X joins a growing list of short-lived titles about the students, a format which has only really sold when it was folded it into Wolverine and the X-Men. The message should have got through long ago that the X-Men brand is not strong enough to support these spin-offs, but Marvel are implacably determined not to take the hint.
None of this is particularly a reflection of the quality of the individual books. Iceman is a good enough title, which has done some solid character-driven work on an underdeveloped lead. Admittedly, issue #8 is a patchy example of that.
House to Astonish Episode 160 – The Homies 2017
Happy New Year! (Or possibly, happy 31st of December, depending on when you’re reading this!)
It’s New Year’s Eve, and we’ve got the traditional year-in-review show for you, featuring the 2017 Homies Awards. We’re handing out gongs for the best comics, creators and moments of the past year, and looking forward to 2018 with a mixture of trepidation, anticipation and X-Nation 2099 (one of these is not true). Come find out what Paul and I rated in each category, as well as the result of the listener poll. All this plus Black Crown’s links to naff UK soap operas, a scale model of the Boer war and a pun about Hawkeye that’s painful even by my usual standards.
Apologies for the sound issues on this episode – we had issues with recording, but we’ll have everything shipshape again by the time the next one rolls around.
The podcast is here, or here on Mixcloud, or available via the player below. Let us know what you think, in the comments, on Twitter, via email or on our Facebook fan page. As mentioned on the podcast, our Redbubble store is here, should you wish to show everyone how toned you’ve managed to keep your guns throughout the season of overindulgence.
Thanks for listening, be well, and we’ll be back with more in 2018.
X-Men Blue & Gold #13-15: “Mojo Worldwide”
To the extent that “Marvel Legacy” has a discernible concept, it’s stories that refer back to old continuity as a starting point. Most books have taken this remit very broadly indeed, and seem to think the box is duly ticked as long as the story makes prominent use of a character or concept that isn’t brand new. And since that’s pretty much the norm anyway, it’s a bit of a non-concept.
“Mojo Worldwide” enters more into the spirit of the concept – but seems to be doing so mainly in order to put the boot into the idea.
Charts – 29 December 2017
There’s still time to vote in our end of year awards! But first, we have what’s usually the first of two dead charts, covering the weeks of Christmas itself and New Year – too late to be part of the fight for Christmas Number One, too early for anything else to be going on.
And what do people listen to over Christmas? Well, they hammer the Christmas playlists. So all those Christmas singles that stayed put last week surge forward this week, bringing with them a bunch of stragglers that were previously hovering outside the top 40. Which means that there are new entries! There’s something to write about! The Christmas singles account for more than half of the chart, but then that’s what people are actually listening to. It also means the chart is set for a convulsion next week, when all the Christmas tracks are likely to plummet.
All very well. But first, Ed Sheeran hangs in there for a fourth week with “Perfect” – not a huge upset. His other current single, guesting on Eminem’s “River”, slips to 3 this week, but that’s more staying power than other Eminem singles have shown.
