Charts – 24 March 2017
Well, at least the Ed Sheeran log jam is broken…
1. Ed Sheeran – “Shape of You”
So I guess it’s time to start talking about the all-time records again. “Shape of You” has now been number 1 for eleven straight weeks, matching the run of Slim Whitman’s “Rose Marie” back in 1955. Only three records have had longer reigns at number 1, though they’re still a little way out of reach: Drake’s “One Dance” managed 15 weeks last year, as did Wet Wet Wet’s version of “Love Is All Around” back in 1994. And the all-time record of 16 weeks is still held by Bryan Adams’ “Everything I Do (I Do It For You)” from 1991. That’s consecutive weeks, mind you – if you’re adding multiple reigns, then the record for most weeks at number 1 stands at 18, and has been held by Frankie Laine’s “I Believe” since 1953.
The Sheeran domination finally starts to clear this week. He still has “Galway Girl” at 2 and “Castle on the Hill” at 3, but other tracks are dropping, and four of them are out of the top 40. Mind you, that still gives him twelve concurrent hits, occupying numbers 1, 2, 3, 7, 11, 16, 21, 22, 26, 29 and 34.
4. Drake – “Passionfruit”
Extraordinary X-Men #20
Where Uncanny X-Men struggled for a sense of resolution in its final issue, Extraordinary X-Men has no such problems.
Of course, it has several advantages over Uncanny. Of the three X-Men titles from the outgoing era, this was the lead title, the one about the actual X-Men in the actual school. All-New was a time-travelling second team of X-Men and Uncanny was X-Force hoping to sell a few more copies. But Extraordinary was the X-Men taking refuge in Limbo while they hunted for a cure for the Terrigen Mists. Ill-advised as that direction may have been, it was embedded in this series. And so the end of IvX genuinely closes the door on this chapter of the X-Men.
Uncanny X-Men #19
Another year, another relaunch. Coming off three issues of Inhumans vs X-Men tie-ins, the X-Men titles now find themselves with one issue to call it a day before returning as something else in April.
This is, shall we say, less than wholly satisfactory. For Uncanny X-Men, the crossover issues had no shared through-line. They were separate one-shot stories which advanced other storylines from the book but brought them nowhere especially close to resolution. And indeed, this issue makes no real attempt to resolve them. It’s a further one-shot in which Psylocke tries to make good on her pledge from a few issues back to hunt down Magneto if he turned on the X-Men.
Charts – 17 March 2017
You’ll never guess.
1. Ed Sheeran – “Shape of You”
That’s ten weeks, which would normally be a big deal in its own right. But leave that aside. Last week Sheeran swamped the top end of the chart, placing all sixteen albums tracks from ÷ in the top 20, and taking nine slots in the top ten. Now in the past, when album tracks have entered the singles chart en masse, they’ve mostly gone away after the first week. Not so here – Ed Sheeran still has nine slots in the top ten, and the entire album is still placing in the top 30. Which makes my job a lot easier this week, since there’s very little room for anyone else to enter the charts.
IvX
You’ve got to admire Marvel’s perverse determination to confuse people. The solicitation says IvX. The Comixology listing says IvX. The cover says Inhumans vs X-Men.
Let’s go with IvX. It’s shorter to type.
IvX is an example of a beleaguered genre – the necessary resolution to a high profile storyline that bombed. Regular readers know the back story. Marvel wanted to plug the Inhumans into the role that mutants had occupied in the Marvel Universe, because that fitted more neatly with the rights that were available for the Marvel Cinematic Universe (the X-Men being licensed elsewhere). As a piece of corporate synergy, this made reasonable sense; as a story direction, not so much, for either group.
Charts – 10 March 2016
Full Force Sheeran. FFS.
1. Ed Sheeran – “Shape of You”
That’s nine weeks, which matches the nine week run of the record it replaced, Clean Bandit’s “Rockabye”. So we’ve had a grand total of two number one singles in 18 weeks. In itself that’s not unprecedented, but it’s tended to happen when one record stays at the top for months on end (like Drake’s “One Dance” last year). Two records in a row, both with nine weeks… that’s not happened before.
So. Last week, we established that Stormzy can release an album and get six tracks into the top 40. This week Ed Sheeran has his album ÷ out. And Ed Sheeran is a bit more high profile than Stormzy.
2. Ed Sheeran – “Galway Girl”
House to Astonish Episode 153
We’re back, and this time round we’re discussing Astonishing X-Men, Darth Vader, Edge of Venomverse and Marvel’s current creative and sales position generally; the return of Zodiac Starforce; new creator-owned imprints led by Karen Berger and Shelly Bond, Image’s announcements from ECCC; and DC’s Looney Tunes crossovers. We’ve also got reviews of Grass Kings and Redline and the Official Handbook of the Official Handbook deserves a big hand. All this plus the Champions pinball table, the YouTube Robber and quite a lot of bears wearing shirts.
The podcast is here, or here on Mixcloud, or available via the embedded player. Let us know what you think, in the comments below, on Twitter, via email or on our Facebook fan page. And hey, it’s pretty much springtime, why not break out those biceps and take to the beach in one of our incredible t-shirts?
Extraordinary X-Men #17-19: IVX
So that’s that, then. The Terrigen cloud is done with, and the attempt with shoehorning the Inhumans into the mutants’ role seems to have run its course. There are still Inhumans titles to come in 2017, but they won’t be squatting in the X-Men’s spot. This is all for the best. It was driven by considerations of corporate synergy more than anything else, and placed the Inhumans and the X-Men alike in roles that did no favours to either, not least because it sent the X-Men back to the “no more mutants” set-up which had only just been resolved.
Now, as for how we get to this eminently desirable outcome, well, that’s the IVX crossover, and in particular the IVX miniseries. And we’ll get to that. Oh, we’ll get to that.
But first, I’ll finish up the tie-in issues from the core titles. Just like All-New and Uncanny, Extraordinary X-Men finds itself working in the margins of a story being told elsewhere, and offers three essentially unrelated spotlight issues. Yes, sure, they’re related by using the IVX crossover as backdrop, but that’s window dressing – it’s other stories that are really being advanced here. It’s a choppy way of doing things and a messy compromise, but while none of these stories could be called a home run, they do have things going for them.
Charts – 3 March 2017
Okay… so, I was planning to review the Extraordinary X-Men tie-in issues of Inhumans vs X-Men last week, but with one thing or another I haven’t got to that yet. So we’d best do the chart post before it gets completely out of date. Reviews soon.
1. Ed Sheeran – “Shape Of You”
Eight weeks. Since the previous number one, “Rockabye”, also managed eight (nine, in fact), this matches the all-time record for chart slowness. We haven’t had two eight-week number ones in a row since the 50s, which is practically chart prehistory.
Charts – 24 February 2017
By today’s standards, it’s a busy week!
1. Ed Sheeran – “Shape of You”
That’s seven weeks. This seems like a good time to remind you that the previous number one was “Rockabye” by Clean Bandit, which lasted nine. Anyway, it’s been seven weeks, so it feels like time for another single from the album…
2. Ed Sheeran – “How Would You Feel (Paean)”
