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Aug 5

Age of X-Man: Prisoner X

Posted on Monday, August 5, 2019 by Paul in x-axis

Oh yes, I haven’t forgotten about these.

Looking back, we can see where the problems lie with a crossover like Age of X-Man: the various minis wind up falling into a pattern where the characters start off immersed in Nate’s world, and slowly recover their memories over the course of a series.  There’s only so many variations you can do on that theme, and not all of them make for minis that are ultimately satisfying in their own right.

But on that score, Vita Ayala and Germán Peralta’s Prisoner X is one of the most successful.  Sure, in a broad sense, it’s the same plot as the others.  Bishop starts off believing himself to be a prisoner in the “Danger Room” complex, where he’s been sent after his third-strike for unacceptable relationships and crimes against “autonomy”.  And over the course of the series, he and some of the other prisoners figure out who they really are.  Prisoner X has some advantages over the others, though.

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Aug 3

Charts – 2 August 2019

Posted on Saturday, August 3, 2019 by Paul in Music

How thoughtful!  I am busy, and this can be short!

1.  Shawn Mendes & Camila Cabello – “Senorita” 

Three weeks in total.  There’s not much more to say about that, and… um, pretty much nothing going on in the singles top 40.  As in, no new entries.  At all.  None.  So, climbers, then: “Ladbroke Grove” by AJ Tracey reaches a new peak of 4.  “3 Nights” by Dominic Fike reaches the top 10, climbing to 8.  “Higher Love” by Kygo & Whitney Houston climbs 15-10, which puts Kygo back in the top 10 for the first time in two years, and the late Whitney Houston for the first time since 2009.

“How Do You Sleep” by Sam Smith climbs 12-11, and “Sorry” by Joel Corry climbs 38-21 – apparently they’ve been hammering it on Love Island.  “Ransom” by Lil Tecca climbs 40-23, and “Ritual” by Tiesto, Jonas Blue & Rita Ora moves 28-26.  “Hate Me” by Ellie Goulding & Juice Wrld is 36-33, and “Truth Hurts” by Lizzo moves 39-34.  And that’s it.  That’s the singles chart.

On the album chart, Ed Sheeran’s “No 6 Collaborations Project” has a third week at number one, and our highest new entry is…

3.  The Kaiser Chiefs – “Duck”

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Aug 2

Powers of X #1

Posted on Friday, August 2, 2019 by Paul in HoXPoX, x-axis

Alright, then.  Not a review, just thoughts as we go through the issue to … well, work out what’s going on.  As before, I’m using the page numbers from the Comixology edition, which count double page spreads as a single page.

COVER (PAGE 1): These are mostly new characters from the future timelines that we’ll be seeing later in the story.  Behind them are the faces of Charles Xavier, Moira MacTaggert (presumably) and Nimrod, all of whom we’ll come to.

PAGE 2: An opening data page, with a quote from Moira MacTaggert in a scene we’ll reach on page 8.  Obviously, the “dream” references Charles Xavier’s dream of peaceful co-existence between humans and mutants, which the X-Men used to talk about all the time.  His separatist tendencies in House of X and Powers of X – assuming it’s really him – are arguably closer to Magneto’s vision than his traditional dream, although having said that, his actual strategy always boiled down to separating mutants away from the world until things got better of their own accord.  As I’ve pointed out before, this is now a rather unfashionable approach.

PAGE 3: Four panels representing the four time frames which Powers of X takes place in.  The title is pronounced Powers of Ten, and this page identifies the time frames as year 1 (“the Dream”), year 10 (“the World”), year 100 (“the War”) and year 1000 (“Ascension”).  All of them are labelled in terms of “the X-Men”, rather than mutants more generally.  Year One is represented by Charles Xavier; Year 10 by House of X Professor X; Year 100 by Nimrod The Lesser (who we’ll meet later); and Year 1000 by the Librarian (ditto). (more…)

Jul 26

Charts – 26 July 2019

Posted on Friday, July 26, 2019 by Paul in Music

Uneventful!

1.  Shawn Mendes & Camila Cabello – “Senorita”

I mean, there’s a new number one, but it’s just returning for a second week after getting interrupted by Ed Sheeran’s album release.  Sheeran occupies numbers 2, 3 and 4 with tracks from his new album, reminding us all of why that three-song cap was introduced.  Awkwardly, his top tracks are shuffling position among themselves, so “I Don’t Care”, which dropped out of the chart last week because of the cap, now rebounds straight in to number 3.

5.  Billie Eilish – “Bad Guy”

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Jul 25

House of X #1

Posted on Thursday, July 25, 2019 by Paul in HoXPoX, x-axis

So I’m not ignoring the review backlog, but something tells me there’s a bit more interest in House of X #1 than there is in, say, the Wolverine vs Blade Special.  On the other hand, I don’t want to review this until it’s actually finished… and I don’t want to just post “open thread.”  So instead, since Hickman seems like the sort of writer whose stories are designed to repay scrutiny, let’s just unpick what’s going on here in continuity terms.

I’m using the page numbers for the digital edition here, which will be out of synch with a paper edition (since the double page spreads count as a single page) but I’m sure you’ll figure it out.

COVER (PAGE 1).  The X-Men step through one of those gateways we’ll be hearing so much about.

PAGE 2: This is a Jonathan Hickman comic, so we’re getting lots of black and white “data pages” between scenes – a fairly standard device in his comics.  The script at the back is heavily redacted for this page – despite it containing almost no information – but does reveal that this quote is part of a telepathic speech by Charles Xavier to the world, evidently announcing the way things are going to be from now on.

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Jul 21

House to Astonish Episode 176

Posted on Sunday, July 21, 2019 by Al in Podcast

It’s the annual SDCC roundup, and we’re talking about the upcoming relaunch of the X-Men line, Phase 4 of the MCU, Ed Brubaker’s deal with Legendary Television, Miracleman in Marvel Comics 1000, the CW’s upcoming Crisis on Infinite Earths crossover, Beware the Ghost Rider, The Question: The Deaths of Vic Sage, the return of Dead Rabbit as Dead Eyes, Cecil Castellucci taking over Batgirl, the upcoming Spider-Verse miniseries, Afterlift, Amazing Spider-Man: Full Circle, The Amazing Mary Jane, Birds of Prey, The Batman’s Grave, Doctor Doom, Undiscovered Country and DC’s further adventures in imprints. We’ve also got reviews of Superman’s Pal Jimmy Olsen and Loki, and the Official Handbook of the Official Handbook of the Marvel Universe is the fastest milk float in the West. All this plus DC Graphic Novels For Elderly Podcasters, the X-Sausages and a look into the twilight years of one of comics’ favourite writer-artist teams.

The podcast is here, or here on Mixcloud, or available via the player below. Let us know what you think, in the comments, on Twitter, via email or on our Facebook fan page.

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Jul 21

Wolverine: Exit Wounds

Posted on Sunday, July 21, 2019 by Paul in x-axis

No, I’m not quite sure why this exists either.  It’s a one-shot anthology with three Wolverine stories, which would normally scream “completist fodder”.  But it’s an unusually high end one, since at least it’s using creators who are strongly associated with Wolverine: Larry Hama, Chris Claremont, and (admittedly more of a stretch) Sam Kieth.  Apparently it’s something to do with Marvel’s 80th birthday celebrations, so I guess the idea is to let these guys play to the nostalgia.

It’s still a book that’s unlikely to trouble the attention of anyone other than completists and big fans of the creators, though.  Larry Hama leads off with “Red in Tooth and Claw”, illustrated by Scot Eaton and Sean Parsons, which is a flashback to the old memory-implant idea that he made so much of during his early 90s Wolverine run.  Hama always enjoyed the potential for surrealism in Wolverine’s altered memories, particularly when he had Mark Texeira on art.

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Jul 20

Charts – 19 July 2015

Posted on Saturday, July 20, 2019 by Paul in Music

In which Ed Sheeran releases an album, with predictable results.

1.  Ed Sheeran featuring Khalid – “Beautiful People”
3.  Ed Sheeran featuring Stormzy – “Take Me Back to London”
4.  Ed Sheeran featuring Chance the Rapper & PnB Rock – “Cross Me”

The album in question is “No 6 Collaborations Project”, the numbering following from a series of EPs and albums that he released back before he hit the big time – “No 5 Collaborations Project” was self-released in 2011 and reached number 46.  It’s Sheeran’s fourth consecutive number one album and chances are it’s going to be around for a while to come.

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Jul 19

War of the Realms: Uncanny X-Men

Posted on Friday, July 19, 2019 by Paul in x-axis

(Imagine here the sound of deep sighing.)

So.  These three issues aren’t technically part of Uncanny X-Men.  But they are written by Matthew Rosenberg, and they carry “legacy” numbers #635-637, which would place them between Uncanny X-Men #15-16 – just before Rahne leaves, in other words.  They also smooth over the plot a little bit, in terms of things like Hope becoming a member of the team.  So imagine if Rosenberg’s main story had been interrupted by a three-issue crossover arc between chapters five and six, basically.

War of the Realms grows out of a long-running Thor storyline, and basically involves a whole load of Asgardian baddies invading Earth and having a great big war.  And that’s not the best set-up for a tie-in with Rosenberg’s Uncanny X-Men.

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Jul 18

Mr & Mrs X #11-12 – “The Lady & The Tiger”

Posted on Thursday, July 18, 2019 by Paul in x-axis

Gosh, the backlog is starting to look a bit terrifying.  That’ll happen when everything ends at once, I guess – including a bunch of prologue one-shots sneaking in under the wire.  But we’ll come to those.  First up, the closing two issues of Mr & Mrs X, a book which has in fact achieved something (hopefully) lasting and solid.  Before Kelly Thompson got hold of Rogue and Gambit, their on-again-off-again relationship had drifted into that grey territory somewhere between “nineties nostalgia” and “not this again.”  Despite the initial wrench it took to get them there, Mr & Mrs X ends with them as a solid couple who seem, once again, like they belong together.

Publishers can be understandably nervous about marrying off characters, because of the fear that it marks the end of their story.  It depends on the story, of course.  Moonlighting was notoriously considered to have lost its way after it paired up the lead characters, but the core of their appeal was the will-they-won’t-they schtick.  With Rogue and Gambit, any mileage in that routine was exhausted years ago, and besides, their appeal has long been more in the way they play off each other when they’re together.  They work as a double act; marrying them makes it stronger.

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