Savage Wolverine #9-11
Yes, this came out last week, but I’m running late.
Savage Wolverine is apparently meant to be a sort of Legends of the Dark Knight for Wolverine, with different creators taking turns to do their own stories without having to worry much about continuity. In practice, the previous two arcs weren’t the best demonstration of the format. Zeb Wells and Joe Madureira’s story was an off cut repurposed from Avenging Spider-Man, while Frank Cho’s vision for the character didn’t get much more elaborate than “here are some things that I think it’d be cool to draw.”
Survivor Series 2013
Survivor Series is meant to be one of the more important B-shows on the WWE’s PPV calendar, if only because it’s been around a good long while, but the line-up this year is, to put it politely, largely uninspiring. There are a couple of promising matches on the undercard, but not much to persuade people to shell out.
1. WWE Title – Randy Orton © v The Big Show. Common sense might have suggested that after several months of being screwed out of the title, Daniel Bryan had to win the thing at some point, if only to provide some sense of closure. Common sense, however, is in short supply among WWE writers, and so we’re simply moving on to another challenger.
Charts – 16 November 2013
If you haven’t heard our five-year anniversary podcast yet, with special guests Graeme McMillan and Jeff Lester from “Wait, What?”, then it’s one post down – and check out their latest episode over at Savage Critic. Many thanks to both of them – I think it’s a really good episode.
And now… stuff!
39. Rudimental (featuring Emeli Sande) – “Free”
House to Astonish Episode 114
It seems ridiculous to think that we’d ever hit this point, but here we are – it’s the fifth anniversary of House to Astonish, and we’re joined for our longest-ever podcast by Graeme McMillan and Jeff Lester of Savage Critics’ Wait, What? to talk about the Ultimate universe, Marvel’s Netflix deal, comics creators who’ve fallen by the wayside, the state of play at DC and a huge amount more. There’s Alicia Masters trying not to get pee on her shoes, a badly-pitched Daredevil story, a labrador writing Avengers, a low-rent Scooby Gang and Schrodinger’s Channel.
The podcast is here, or here on Mixcloud, or available via the player below. Get comfortable. This one’s long (and yes, very self-indulgent, but if you can’t be self-indulgent on your fifth birthday, when can you be?).
Let us know what you think, either in the comments below, on Twitter, via email or on our Facebook fan page. Don’t forget too that you can get our t-shirts on our Redbubble page, with its delightful range of sartorially smashing shirts.
Thanks for joining us for the past five years, and here’s to the future…
X-Men Gold
X-Men Gold is an anthology one-shot with former X-Men writers revisiting the title. Chris Claremont and Bob McLeod provide the main story, which plugs in somewhere just before Scott married Madelyne; everything else is pretty much a vignette, and a few only really work if you take them as deleted scenes.
It surely goes without saying that Claremont defined the X-Men in the 70s, 80s and even the 90s (since even when he left, the style didn’t drastically change until the Grant Morrison/Joe Casey relaunch). His task here is a thankless one and he pretty much confines himself to doing a nostalgia routine in which a classic X-Men line-up appear in a classic kind of X-Men story. Once you’ve decided to go down that route, I might have gone for an artist more directly associated with the X-Men than Bob McLeod, but hey, he co-created New Mutants, so close enough.
Arms of the Octopus
Goodness, I nearly forgot about this one. “Arms of the Octopus” is a crossover between the annuals (sorry, “Specials”) of three titles – All-New X-Men, Indestructible Hulk, and Superior Spider-Man Team-Up, presumably selected by chucking darts at the solicitations while blindfold. It’s getting its own trade paperback collection, which will be rounded out by the immortal Wolverine: In the Flesh (the one with the celebrity chef).
Stories like this always have more than a hint of schedule padding about them. But this actually isn’t bad. The people behind it seem to understand that inconsequential schedule filler presents an opportunity to have a bit of fun, and that if you’re going to do a random team-up between three unrelated heroes, the entertainment had better come from the way they interact with each other.
Charts – 10 November 2013
It’s a busy week, particularly if you count all the re-entries from Eminem singles that were disqualified from the chart under the instant gratification rules last week. (I won’t bother.) Meanwhile, the number 1 slot changes hands for the sixth straight week. Hmm.
39. Awolnation – “Sail”
Amazing X-Men v2 #1
I’ll return to this storyline in full once it’s over, obviously. But in the interests of balance, let’s have a quick look at Amazing #1.
To all intents and purposes, this is a relaunch of Astonishing X-Men, the one-time flagship title that was allowed to wander into obscurity over the years, and didn’t even get invited to the last crossover. As with any new X-Men title, the immediate question is, what (if anything) marks it out from the rest of the line?
Fantomex Max #1-2
Fantomex Max is a four-issue miniseries, so normally I would wait for the end of the run before reviewing it. But I won’t be buying the other two issues, so we might as well cover it now.
Hmm. I’ve kind of spoiled the ending, haven’t I?
In theory, Fantomex Max isn’t a bad idea. Wolverine Max has turned out alright – and yes, I’ll get around to reviewing vol 2 at some point, honestly. But basically, that book has correctly identified the opportunities offered by an out-of-continuity, adults-only take on Wolverine. You can jettison all the convoluted continuity, get to the core of what makes the character work, and avoid having to tiptoe around things that have a place in a comic about a violent man with knives prone to short bursts of shocking violence.
Charts – 3 November 2013
If you were expecting a bunch of tracks from Lou Reed’s back catalogue, well, no. “Perfect Day” was at 45 and “Walk on the Wild Side” at 53, for those wondering. “Transformer” re-enters the album chart at 35, but otherwise it seems Lou Reed just isn’t the sort of artist whose death inspires downloads. Can’t imagine that’s something he’d be losing much sleep over.
37. M.A.D. – “Toyboy”
