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Dec 13

House to Astonish Episode 51

Posted on Monday, December 13, 2010 by Al in Podcast

We’re back after an accidentally long hiatus, with news on the Thor trailer, Marvel’s new launches, the Spider-Man musical, Mark Waid’s move from BOOM! and the changeovers behind the scenes of The Walking Dead. There are also reviews of Heroes for Hire, Wolverine: The Best There Is and Detective Comics Annual, and the return of the Official Handbook of the Official Handbook of the Marvel Universe. All this plus lots of poo, a steampunk Orko, Star Wars corridors, the festive perineum and dudes with their shirts off.

The podcast is here, or on Mixcloud here. Let us know what you think, either in the comments below, on Twitter, via email or on our Facebook fan page.

Dec 11

The X-Axis … uh, whenever

Posted on Saturday, December 11, 2010 by Paul in x-axis

As I mentioned in the post below, we’re horribly off schedule here at House to Astonish.  And to make matters worse, there’s no new comics this week, because apparently Diamond UK can’t deliver in snow.  (Normally at this point I’d complain about the ineptitude of Diamond UK.  But to be honest, since the M8 was closed for two days this week and the Transport Minister has just resigned over it, I’m inclined to give them the benefit of the doubt for a change.)

Fortunately, I still haven’t got around to reviewing last week’s books – which include the first issues of Wolverine: The Best There Is and Heroes for Hire, plus the second issue of Generation Hope – so I’m going to write about those instead.  Still remember what happened in them?  No?  Well, rack your brains now…

Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Season 8 #39 – I’ve complained from time to time about the shortcomings of Marvel’s recap pages (which are often considerable, though it varies).  So it’s only fair to point out that Buffy the Vampire Slayer has the most useless recaps in Christendom.  Now, granted, not many people are going to be picking up this issue – “Last Gleaming”, part four – as their jumping on point.  The series is building to its climax.  But even then, while the creators may think about this stuff on a full time basis, chances are that even the regular reader probably hasn’t thought about the book for at least three weeks, and the story itself isn’t going to screw up the collected edition by explaining the plot, and so that’s why we need recap pages.

Here is the recap from Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Season 8 #39:

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Dec 11

Housekeeping

Posted on Saturday, December 11, 2010 by Paul in Uncategorized

It’s taken us longer than we expected to find a recording slot for the podcast so, uh, yeah… maybe Monday?  We’ll keep you informed.

In the meantime, thanks to the snow disruption in the UK, our retailer didn’t get any new books this week at all.  Fortunately, I’m a week behind with the X-Axis anyway, so I’ll have some (week late) reviews up today or tomorrow, including Generation Hope #2 and the debuts of Wolverine: Best There Is and Heroes for Hire.

We’ll get back on schedule soon, hopefully…

Dec 8

Charts – 5 December 2010

Posted on Wednesday, December 8, 2010 by Paul in Music

Simon Cowell’s annual karmic balancing exercise  – “Heroes” by the X-Factor Finalists 2010 remains at number one for a second week.  This actually comes as something of a surprise, since it was dropping off pretty quickly on iTunes.  But then, high profile charity singles are special.  They sell to people who don’t normally buy singles, and to some extent they sell to impulse buyers in supermarkets.  So the iTunes figures can turn out to be unrepresentative.

But only up to a point.  The midweeks show the track dropping to number 5 on Sunday.

The best-selling “regular” single of the week is Ellie Goulding’s cover of “Your Song” at number 2, and that leaves the highest new entry to take the number 3 slot – “Poison” by Nicole Scherzinger.

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Dec 5

Housekeeping (ii)

Posted on Sunday, December 5, 2010 by Paul in Uncategorized

And as it turns out, even if I’d been in Edinburgh, the comics wouldn’t have arrived yet anyway.  So an excellent weekend to go away after all.

Dec 3

Housekeeping

Posted on Friday, December 3, 2010 by Paul in Uncategorized

Just a reminder (or an announcement, for those of you who didn’t make it to the end of the last epic podcast) that Al and I are both out of town this weekend, so you’ll have to wait a bit longer for the next podcast and reviews.

Nov 30

Charts – 28 November 2010

Posted on Tuesday, November 30, 2010 by Paul in Music

The chart domination of X Factor hasn’t been quite so comprehensive this year as last, perhaps because the decision to sell performances as (chart ineligible) downloads has diverted some of the sales that might otherwise have gone to originals from the back catalogue.  But it’s still a significant force.  Between present contestants, past contestants, judges, and back catalogue material performed in the finals, it accounts for seven of the top 40 singles, with several more tracks having been promoted on the results show.

But this week, it’s that special time of the year when Simon Cowell strives for karmic balance.  Yes, it’s the annual X Factor finalists’ charity single at number 1, and this year they’re once again raising money for the troops with a cover version of “Heroes”.  Never subtle, that Simon Cowell.

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Nov 28

The X-Axis – 28 November 2010

Posted on Sunday, November 28, 2010 by Paul in x-axis

If you ask me, the only thing better than spending Sunday at work is having to trudge through the snow to get there.  So what a joyful day it’s been for me!

Anyway, it’s a ridiculously heavy week for the X-books – six of them, if you count Namor – but a fairly quiet one otherwise, with one notable exception.  Small mercies and all that…

Batwoman #0 – This would be the one notable exception – the start of the ongoing Batwoman series, without original writer Greg Rucka, but with artist J H Williams III.  He’s now co-writing alongside W Haden Blackman, who’s apparently done a bunch of licensed Star Wars stuff.  I’m not generally a huge fan of Zero issues, which are usually just a device to have two issue #1s, but I can see what they’re going for here.  This is a 16-page story which consists of Batman following Batwoman around and figuring out who she is.  It’s not really the start of a new series so much as a statement of how the creators see the character – one that’s much more concerned with laying out her personality and the style of her series than with the plot mechanics of recapping her origin story (which I assume need not concern me).   Since they’ve shoved all the adverts to the back, the story ends at the centre spread, which makes it look shorter than it actually is – though they’re still pushing their luck a bit selling it at the full $2.99 price, since the rest of the book is taken up with four pages of promo art for the next issue, and a seven-page excerpt from Detective Comics #871 which has cropped up in other books as a freebie.  Never mind, though; what you do get here is a clear and effective introduction of the character, and some absolutely beautiful artwork by Williams, an artist who can pull off imaginative panel layouts without sacrificing an ounce of clarity.  Colourist Dave Stewart is also doing wonderful things with the character’s black and red colour scheme, which gives her stories an abstract look that differs from the parent character.  I’m always a bit cautious about picking up any of the satellite Batman titles, since all too often it turns out that (as with the X-books) if you’re not willing to buy most of the line, you might as well not bother with any of them.  Hopefully Batwoman will prove to be a special case, because the real selling point here is Williams’ artwork, and with any luck it’ll be allowed to sell itself as a creator-driven book without getting sucked too far in.

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Nov 27

Charts – 21 November 2010

Posted on Saturday, November 27, 2010 by Paul in Music

Rihanna lasted two weeks at the top, but we now return to our regularly scheduled X Factor dominance.  The current number one – and it’ll be a one-week affair because the annual X Factor charity single will displace it on Sunday – is “Love You More” by JLS.

JLS were the runners-up in the 2008 series of X Factor.  In an uncharacteristic lapse of judgment, Simon Cowell didn’t take up his option to sign them, only for Epic to sweep in and launch them as a proper R&B-ish boy band.  They’ve been genuinely successful – this is their fifth single and their fourth number one – so despite being technically outside the X Factor fold, they’ve been written back into the show’s success story.  Simon Cowell would certainly much rather people were talking about this bunch than Joe McElderry, I suspect.

“Love You More” is an inoffensive mid-paced ballad.  It’s also the official charity single for the BBC’s annual “Children in Need” telethon, but chances are it would have made number 1 without the help.

It successfully fends off the challenge of Ellie Goulding’s “Your Song” cover from the John Lewis ads, which nonetheless climbed 36 places to land at number 3, and looks like it’ll be around for a while.  I’m still not sure about it, to be honest… it feels a little bit calculated to me, but hey, it’s obviously connecting with an audience.

If you believe the newspapers, of course, the big story of last week was supposed to be the debut on iTunes of the Beatles’ back catalogue.  An idea had taken hold with the more gullible sort of journalist that when the Beatles’ songs were finally made available online, there would be a massive chart invasion.  This was never especially likely.  Anyone who really cares about owning Beatles songs has had forty years to make their purchase; it’s not like they’re hard to get.   Nor are the albums sensibly priced on iTunes.  For example, they’re charging £17.99 for the double albums.  But Amazon are selling them for less than half that, so if you’re buying them on iTunes, well, bad choice.

What could potentially make a difference is the ability to download individual songs.  The Beatles have always been very careful about protecting the way their music is presented.  But yes, you can now buy individual tracks from iTunes.  As it turns out, though, there wasn’t much demand for that either.  You have to query whether the Beatles’ audience is particularly interested in iTunes, and whether the typical iTunes consumer is actually all that bothered about the Beatles.  After all the hype, only one Beatles track made the chart – “Hey Jude”, scraping on at number 40.

Ironically, there might actually be more Beatles songs in the chart this week.  Why?  Because they did a Beatles theme week on X Factor.  The midweeks have “Hey Jude” climbing to 35 and “Let It Be” at number 30 – a slightly bigger impact, but hardly earth-shattering.

Also entering the most recent chart:

  • “Like a G6” by the Far East Movement featuring the Cataracs and Dev at number 6.  This is the breakthrough hit for an Asian-American hip-hop group who’ve been around for years without previously attracting much notice, only for this to be a hit in America and around Europe.  It’s minimal, to put it mildly, but it’s a good hook.  A G6, if you’re wondering, is a Gulfstream G650 – it’s a private jet.  The Cataracs are a California alt-rap duo who’ve similarly never attracted any previous notice in Britain, and Dev is a rapper who appears to get a credit because they sampled the “like a G6” bit from the bridge of her single “Booty Bounce” (video features some strobe-effect rapid edits, btw, but bonus points for making a video that features absolutely no bouncing of any description).
  • “Safe” by Westlife at number 10.  Self-reviewing single from the turn of the century blandly balladeering boy band who seem to never go away.  The days when they consistently got number 1 hits are behind them and to be honest I’m not quite sure who’s still buying their records.  (Since the single is likely to drop out of the top twenty in its second week, the answer may well be “fans who never broke the habit and nobody else”.)  Nonetheless, their 25th hit, every single one of which made the top 10.
  • “What’s My Name” by Rihanna featuring Drake at number 18.  This is going to be the second official single from her new album, and while the record company would probably prefer to keep the focus on “Only Girl In The World” for the moment – still at number 2, by the way – this is getting some spill-over sales as an album track download, presumably because they’re already pushing it in other territories so there’s a video available.  (Another track from the album, “S&M”, is also picking up downloads, and charts at number 55.)  Her 21st UK hit, and the third and biggest for Canadian rapper Drake.
  • “Game Over” by Tinchy Stryder featuring Chipmunk at number 22.  Well, that’s how the charts are listing the artist credit.  Stryder’s YouTube channel gives it as “Tinchy Stryder featuring Giggs, Professor Green, Tinie Tempah, Devlin, Example and Chipmunk.”  Stryder gets the leap credit because it’s on his album, as near as I can make out, but it’s basically an all-star jam single.  Not especially commercial – it’s a bit of a dirge, to be honest, and the first verse is almost intolerably dull.  Perhaps a case of crossover grime/pop acts trying to reconnect with their original audience.  Stryder’s seventh hit, Chipmunk’s eighth, and the rest apparently technically don’t count.  Still, a break from the normal single release for virtually everyone involved.
  • “Shame” by Robbie Williams and Gary Barlow, re-entering at 31 presumably as a side-effect of the Take That album coming out.  (It sold over half a million in its first week.)  The track made number 2 on its original release in October but dropped out of the charts rather more quickly than it deserved to.
  • “Just Drive” by Alistair Griffin at number 38.  This is an oddity.  Alistair Griffin was a contestant in the second series of the BBC’s underperforming talent show Fame Academy back in 2003, when he came second to Alex Parks.  He had two hits in 2004 (including the forgettable double A-side “Bring It On”/”My Lover’s Prayer” which got to number 5) but pretty much hasn’t been heard from since.  This is an official single, but it doesn’t have a video or any real promotion behind it – it was, however, used by the BBC to soundtrack a video package at the end of their coverage of the Formula 1 season and seems to have charted solely on the strength of that, giving Griffin a much-delayed third hit.
Nov 21

House to Astonish Episode 50

Posted on Sunday, November 21, 2010 by Al in Podcast

A week late, but worth the wait – it’s our special anniversary 50th episode, marking not just 50 or so hours of chat about comics but just over two years of House to Astonish. This time out we’re talking about the cancellations of Thor: The Mighty Avenger, Deadpool Corps and Deadpool Team-Up, Marvel’s new website, the movie of Dan Clowes’ Wilson, the relaunched Dandy, Wizard’s new convention acquisition, J Michael Straczynski’s career moves and the Walking Dead renewal, along with a look at February’s solicitations and interviews from the Thought Bubble convention with Antony Johnston, Kieron Gillen and Jamie McKelvie, reviews of Batman Incorporated, Spider-Girl and Marineman,  and a special listener Q&A. It’s all go, as you can imagine, but we still manage to fit in all this plus a talking schoolgirl beaver, three mince pies for dinner, a cosmic Yes, Minister, an elected upper chamber of super-villains, sentient podcasts and Karl Marx’s wrestling career.

The podcast is here, or here on Mixcloud – let us know what you think, either in the comments below, on Twitter, on our Facebook fan page, by email or by retiring a running joke that has reached the end of its natural lifespan.

Sadly, because of the amount of space we have on our podcast hosting plan, we’ve had to take down the very first episode, and we’re going to have to take them down on a one-in, one-out basis from now on, but what we’re going to do is pop them up on Mixcloud where you can listen to them at your leisure, should two-year-old news and reviews be your thing.

Thanks from both Paul and me for listening over the past two years, and here’s to the next two.