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Oct 3

Hell in a Cell 2010

Posted on Sunday, October 3, 2010 by Paul in Wrestling

If you’re looking for the new House to Astonish episode, then you’ll find it the next post down.  Reviews this evening, and a couple of music posts upcoming in the week.  (Um, we’re running a bit late again.)  But now… a wrestling pay-per-view that even the WWE can’t seem to summon up much interest in.

Hell in a Cell has a dreadful slot on the PPV schedule.  Generally, the company has tried to go back to one show a month.  But for some reason this is an exception.  It’s only been two weeks since Night of Champions, and it’s only another three weeks until Bragging Rights, a Raw-versus-Smackdown theme show that died in 2009 and seems unlikely to do any better in 2010.

A two-week build-up is problematic to start with.  And on top of that, the company has had other things to worry about, with Smackdown jumping networks to its new home on Syfy.  American viewers baffled as to how a professional wrestling show ended up on that network in the first place can at least take comfort in knowing that NXT has been booted off American television altogether – though masochists can still see it on the internet.

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Oct 2

House to Astonish Episode 47

Posted on Saturday, October 2, 2010 by Al in Podcast

It’s been a big couple of weeks of news, mostly about DC, and we’re talking about it all on this week’s podcast – the DC Entertainment relocation, the layoffs, Vertigo, Wildstorm and Zuda’s fate, and Bob Harras’s appointment as Editor in Chief, and the proposed Wonder Woman TV show, as well as a look at the solicitations. We’ve also got reviews of Thor, Skullkickers and something rather unexpected, and the Official Handbook of the Official Handbook of the Marvel Universe speaks in tongues. All this plus a farm in the country,  a sword that gets kept in a garage and the only superhero ever from Liechtenstein.

The podcast is here, or you can listen to it at Mixcloud here. Let us know what you think, either in the comments, on Twitter, by email, on our Facebook fan page or woven into the threads of an ornate rug.

Sep 25

Housekeeping

Posted on Saturday, September 25, 2010 by Paul in Uncategorized

No reviews this weekend, because I haven’t got this week’s books yet, and it’s hard to review them when they’re still in the post.  Some time during the week, probably…

Sep 25

Charts: 19 September 2010

Posted on Saturday, September 25, 2010 by Paul in Music

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Sep 23

Charts – 12 September 2010

Posted on Thursday, September 23, 2010 by Paul in Music

After a long run of singles that only spent a week at number 1, at last we reach a record that managed two.  (It’s unlikely to manage three, since the midweek charts show it dropping to 6.)  And yes, you guessed it, it’s connected to The X Factor.


“Start Without You” by Alexandra Burke featuring Laza Morgan.  Simon Cowell’s empire notches up its second consecutive number one – last time it was the 2009 runner-up, this time it’s the 2008 winner with the lead single from her next album.

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Sep 21

Charts – 5 September 2010

Posted on Tuesday, September 21, 2010 by Paul in Music

Continuing my slow catch-up on the singles chart…

It’s September. It’s the start of the winter TV season. And you know what that means. Yes, The X Factor is back.  Brace yourselves for the usual bombardment of tie-in singles, charity releases, records by acts vaguely associated with previous years, and songs plucked from back catalogue obscurity by a high-profile amateur cover version.

Take this week’s number one, which is “Please Don’t Let Me Go” by Olly Murs.  (It’s not embeddable, so you’ll just have to watch it on YouTube, if you want to hear it.)

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Sep 19

The X-Axis – 19 September 2010

Posted on Sunday, September 19, 2010 by Paul in x-axis

Holidays are over, it’s back to the normal schedule.

Check two posts down for this week’s episode of House to Astonish, where you’ll also find the link to the podcast’s new Facebook fan page.  And if you’re looking for tonight’s wrestling preview, that’s just below.  (In brief: it looks skippable.)  As for my backlog of chart posts… well, I’m starting to get through them…

Astonishing Spider-Man & Wolverine #3 – This series isn’t just over the top, it’s completely insane.  The last time Marvel did a Spider-Man/Wolverine miniseries, as I recall, it involved a lot of globetrotting and miscellaneous thugs.  Which isn’t very interesting, but it’s perhaps what you’d expect as the common ground for these two characters.  Jason Aaron, however, is approaching it rather differently, with a series of complete, high-speed lunacy, bouncing between time periods and outrageous big ideas like a pinball.  Each issue has enough material to keep some books going for a year.  The book takes half an issue to race through a died-and-reborn subplot that Joss Whedon stretched out for several months in Buffy the Vampire Slayer.  But Aaron and Adam Kubert make it work, because they keep coming back to a relatively clear “what’s going on” throughline, and they’ve nailed the characters’ voices.  It may be ridiculous, but it’s not completely lacking in subtlety; it’s good with the little details that flesh out a scene and allow the book to work at breakneck speed.  Granted, it does seem a little bit odd when the story pauses for a couple of pages for an attempt at actual emotion, but at least it reminds us to care about the lead characters.  Aaron’s good at taking crazy story ideas and giving them a bit of weight without slowing them down, and this is a particularly extreme example.

Hellblazer #271 – The first part of a new arc, and Peter Milligan has still got Shade the Changing Man hanging around.  It’s the sort of thing that could easily slip into cosy nostalgia, but it neatly avoids that trap; Shade’s fairly unsympathetic here, largely because he’s obsessed with trying to recapture his relationship with Kathy, a supporting character from his nineties series, also written by Milligan, who’s been dead for years.  It’s still more a Shade story than a John Constantine story, but it’s a Shade story about the impossibility of turning the clock back.  Even Constantine’s scenes in this issue are closer to surrealism than horror, such as a demented opening sequence with an oracle hairdresser operating out of a memorial in Hyde Park.  Shade may not be acting like he used to, but the style of Milligan’s Shade stories is definitely recognisable here.  An interesting way for Milligan to revisit one of his signature characters, and artists Giuseppe Camuncoli and Stefano Landini are more than able to carry it.  It looks like we’re actually leading into a 1970s story with art by Simon Bisley in the subsequent issues, rather than keeping Shade around for the rest of the arc, but it’s been good to have him back for a brief reminder.

Joe the Barbarian #7 – The penultimate issue of the miniseries by Grant Morrison and Sean Murphy, and the big draw here has to be Murphy’s spectacular artwork.  I’m going to have to re-read this whole series next month when the final issue comes out, to see what I really think of it.  Obviously the big idea is that Joe is hallucinating and he’s experiencing his journey downstairs to get some sugar as a massive fantasy quest incorporating elements from his world.  The big question is whether we have a reason to care about a story which we know is entirely within the main character’s head.  Morrison seems to suggest that the story isn’t a hallucination so much as an alternative perspective on the world, which is all very in keeping with his views on magic, and I’m keeping an open mind about whether he can pull this off.  In some ways it’s a formal experiment; can Morrison really get an interesting eight-issue miniseries about a teenage boy hallucinating while he goes down a flight of stairs, particularly when those hallucinations are so clearly intended to be a fever-dream version of a deliberately cliched quest story?  And somehow, yes, it is holding my attention – but I’m not altogether sure whether that’s because of the story or the strength of the artwork.

New Mutants #17 – I like the idea of Project Purgatory, a military camp stuck in Limbo.  And there’s some very good stuff in this issue.  In recent years Limbo has tended to be written as just a weird dimension where you get lynched by demons, and Zeb Wells is clearly trying to go back to the days when it had more of a sense of place, so that Magik’s status as its ruler can be a bit more meaningful.  There’s also a great opening sequence with Sam and Dani, very well drawn by Leonard Kirk.  But as the New Mutants get drawn into the story proper, it all starts to get a bit hectic and confused – there’s something very odd going on with the timeline, with “two weeks later” captions that don’t seem to make any sense in the context of the scenes, and frankly, by the end of the issue, I was just a bit lost.

Shadowland: Power Man #2 – Even though this is a four-issue tie-in miniseries for a Daredevil event, it’s pretty clear that Fred Van Lente is really trying to set up a character and supporting cast who could work in an ongoing series.  They’re following this with another mini, and I can only assume the idea is to try and get enough buzz from those two books to launch an ongoing title successfully.  And so far, so good, because the story is neatly establishing the new Power Man as a promising new character.  While he does have some tenuous continuity ties to Luke Cage, the real point is that he fits into the “hero for hire” mould which Cage himself long since vacated, and which remains a nice set-up for a series.  Not that the book is in awe of the original Luke Cage stories – this issue also has a hilarious sequence with dodgy old Power Man villains, and poor old Spear gets perhaps the best line of dialogue I’ve read all year, as he tries to give himself a big Claremont-style introduction.  I’d happily read an ongoing title based on this.

Unwritten #17 – The “Choose Your Own Adventure” issue!  Alright, if we’re being completely honest, it’s more a case of offering alternative perspectives on Lizzie Hexam’s back story – there is an option that leads to the “wrong” ending, but most of the others are multiple routes to the same destination, with varying subplots along the way.  But it works very cleverly; it’s done in landscape format to double the number of available “pages”, and the forced jumping around the issue as a clever way of playing up the artificiality and reminding you of what you’re reading.  Unwritten is all about the power of stories, and this is a particularly neat way of getting across the idea that the same events can be made to fit different narratives.  Lizzie’s character is, literally, all about choosing which narrative she wants to impose on the world around her.  Plus, of course, it’s a very funny pastiche of the choose-your-own-adventure gimmick.  Great fun.

X-23 #1 – Marjorie Liu and Will Conrad launch X-23’s new ongoing series, and what do you know – this one doesn’t pick up on the cliffhanger from the Road to Hell one-shot either!  I wonder what Marvel were thinking, publishing a hype story and not telling us where to get the next chapter?  Anyway, we talked about this at length of the podcast.  The bottom line is that Liu has a good handle on the character of X-23, and some interesting ideas on where to take her.  Promisingly, she spends much of this issue trying to get X-23’s development back on track after the backsliding of her time in X-Force.  The art is pretty good, and it’s very much a character piece rather than a hack and slash comic.  The abandoned cast of New X-Men are used effectively as supporting characters.  The downside is… well, there’s no real plot.  There are a couple of subplot dreams setting up something to happen down the line, presumably tying in to the current Wolverine storyline, but the rest of the issue is just a whole load of scenes trying to re-establish X-23’s character.  We’re getting this a lot on Dark Wolverine too – another book co-written by Liu – and it seems to me that there’s a problem emerging here with two much character introspection and not enough story.  Still, it does look good, and it’s got the right idea of where to go with the character, so there are plenty of positives here.

X-Factor #209 – The team go to Las Vegas looking for Hela (though they still don’t realise who she is), which means Peter David gets to have fun with Longshot breaking the bank and Shatterstar finding himself in a city that feels just like home.  Actually, Shatterstar’s maybe a bit too naive in this story, considering that the character has been around since 1991 and ought to understand the concept of actors by now.  But the casino stuff is great fun, not least because the incongruity of the team wandering around in full costume and nobody commenting on it.  And guest artist Emanuelo Lupacchino hits the right tone with the Vegas scenes, which have plenty of energy and enthusiasm.  There’s also a soap opera subplot with Rahne telling Rictor that he’s the father of her unborn child – this is an odd one, because understanding it requires a working knowledge of X-Force storylines circa “X-Necrosha”, none of which have yet been explained to X-Factor readers.  The recap page at least mentions that Rictor isn’t really the father but doesn’t actually explain the rest of the story, which seems an odd choice.  Still, it’s nice to see her being extricated from the dead end of X-Force, and reintegrated into a book where she belongs.

Sep 19

Charts – 29 August 2010

Posted on Sunday, September 19, 2010 by Paul in Uncategorized

Still a few weeks to go before I catch up with these!

The number 1 for this week was “Dynamite” by Taio Cruz.

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Sep 19

Night of Champions 2010

Posted on Sunday, September 19, 2010 by Paul in Wrestling

The WWE’s September pay-per-view doesn’t seem to be one of their top priority shows.  That’s perhaps understandable, since Smackdown is about to jump networks to Syfy in a few weeks time.  As a side effect, Syfy is booting NXT off the network, leaving it without a home in the USA.  The WWE apparently intends to keep making the show and streaming it on their website.  Good luck with that one.  Anyhow, you can see why they might want to leave really big, attention grabbing events for a few weeks down the line.

The gimmick with Night of Champions is supposed to be that every title is defended.  And that isn’t really such a big deal.  As a rule, pay-per-views always see most of the titles being defended.  It’s hard to imagine the company getting many extra buys simply by promising that both versions of the women’s title will be contested on the same show.  In fact, the proliferation of secondary titles (and the duplication of the world title) has generally damaged the drawing power of the company’s titles – something that they may be about to work on.  But more on that later.  And as it happens, this show includes one match with no title on the line, while they haven’t yet announced anything for the tag team titles.

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Sep 18

House To Astonish Episode 46

Posted on Saturday, September 18, 2010 by Al in Podcast

Paul’s back from his holidays and the podcast is back too, with discussion of Alan Moore’s Bleeding Cool interview,  Kieron Gillen’s Marvel exclusive, Black Panther’s new status quo, the Spider-Man musical’s costumes and the Sandman TV show, as well as reviews of Billy The Kid’s Old Timey Oddities and the Ghastly Fiend of London, X-23 and CLiNT, and we unlock the secrets of the Official Handbook of the Official Handbook of the Marvel Universe. All this plus a male voice choir, a walking tin-opener, the world’s most violent atheist and the plot of The Aristocats.

The podcast is here, or you can get it at Mixcloud here. Let us know what you think, either in the comments below, by email, on Twitter or via subliminal message in the closing credits of a popular movie or TV show.

We also now have a logo (thanks to the talented Mr Matthew Craig) and a Facebook fan page for your delectation and delight.