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Oct 18

Charts – 10 October 2010

Posted on Monday, October 18, 2010 by Paul in Music

And I had such high hopes of staying up to date.  Ah well.  At least this number one managed two weeks at the top, so we’re kind-of-sort-of still current.  And it’s a slightly unexpected number one, because the same week saw the release of “Shame” by Robbie Williams and Gary Barlow.  That single was generally assumed to have a clear run at the top, if only for the gimmick factor of having them both appear on the same track.

But no.  The new number one is Cee Lo Green‘s viral YouTube hit, which the Official Chart Company is electing to call “Forget You.” That’s the name of the radio edit – and to be fair, judging from the iTunes chart, people are actually buying that version too, in pretty substantial numbers.  But, understandably enough, most people are going for the original.

The song does have a proper video now, but here’s the original animated-typography version.

Caution: there will be swearing once we get past the cut.

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Oct 17

The X-Axis – 17 October 2010

Posted on Sunday, October 17, 2010 by Paul in x-axis

It’s a podcast weekend, so don’t forget to check out this week’s show, where Al and I talk about Deadpool Max, Vision Machine and Knight and Squire, as well as rounding up the news and looking at the all-important pricing debate.

I’m a week behind with the reviews, so tons of X-books to write about, plus a couple of other recent releases.  Behind the cut, you’ll find Daken, Deadpool Max, Knight and Squire, the CBLDF Liberty Annual, New Mutants Forever, Superior, X-Force, Wolverine, X-Men and X-Men Forever.

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Oct 16

House To Astonish Episode 48

Posted on Saturday, October 16, 2010 by Al in Podcast

Time for another episode of House to Astonish, and we’re looking at all the news out of NYCC, with lots of chat about Marvel and DC’s repricings and what it actually means. We’re reviewing Deadpool Max, Knight & Squire and Vision Machine and the Official Handbook of the Official Handbook of the Marvel Universe goes to the crazy side of the Golden Age. All this plus 1970s funk band wars, the Red Lanterns in the pub and Marvel trademarking the letter D.

The podcast is here, or on Mixcloud here. Let us know what you think in the comments below, on Twitter, via email, on the Facebook fan page or by having Bart write it on the board in a specially re-drawn Simpsons opening credits sequence.

Oct 9

Housekeeping

Posted on Saturday, October 9, 2010 by Paul in Uncategorized

Still waiting on this week’s comics, which I probably wouldn’t have had time to read anyway – so reviews will be, ooh, some time during the week.  Frankly, I’m mainly glad of the extra time.

Before anyone else asks: no, I’m not especially thrilled to hear that we’re getting yet more Astonishing X-Men, whoever’s writing it.  Four X-Men books a month is at least two too many.

Oh, and if any of you know WordPress – I’ve set the “Add New Post” screen to one column, and when I try to go back to two columns, the right-hand column is blank.  Doesn’t seem to matter which browser I use.  Any idea how to fix that?

Oct 5

Charts – 3 October 2010

Posted on Tuesday, October 5, 2010 by Paul in Music

Right – this time I really, really will bring things up to date!

This week’s number 1 is “Written in the Stars” by Tinie Tempah.  It’s on EMI, so the YouTube video isn’t embeddable, but hey, hop over there if you want to see the man himself standing on a rooftop in New York looking moody.  Or, if it works in your jurisdiction, here’s the Daily Motion version, which is also uploaded by EMI and is embeddable, because they can’t make up their bloody minds.


While we’ve had a huge turnover of number one singles this year, “Written in the Stars” is one of the top sellers, shifting 115K in its first week.

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Oct 4

Charts – 26 September 2010

Posted on Monday, October 4, 2010 by Paul in Music

And I was so close to catching up.  Oh well, we’ll get there eventually.

After two weeks at number 1, Alexandra Burke surprisingly dropped all the way to number 5 (though supposedly it was a very close run thing between numbers 3, 4 and 5, so she was a bit unlucky there).  The new number 1 – another one-week occupant – was “Just The Way You Are” by Bruno Mars.

In this video, you can see him flirting with a coy actress, while the video director livens things up with animated tape from a cassette.  Yes, a cassette.  Probably a bit hard to animate a wax cylinder.

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Oct 3

The X-Axis – 3 October 2010

Posted on Sunday, October 3, 2010 by Paul in x-axis

It’s been a couple of weeks since I last wrote one of these.  But fortunately, they’ve been a quiet couple of weeks.  So I’m just going to do the X-books, because to be honest, there isn’t a great deal else going on.  Check the podcast this week – you’ll find it two posts down – for our reviews of Skullkickers (it’s quite good) and Matt Fraction’s first issue of Thor (it’s very good) along with… well, something from the back catalogue.

Astonishing X-Men: Xenogenesis #3 – In which we get a recap of the origin story of Dr Crocodile (a character from the 1980s Captain Britain series, if you didn’t know), a brief discussion of how cash-strapped African countries might deal with crazy mutant babies, and a wander into the woods where some more weird stuff awaits.  There’s actually an interesting idea at the heart of this story; what do you do with incredibly dangerous mutant kiddies when you really don’t have the resources to do anything but kill them?  Not that there’s any real doubt about the morally approved answer, granted, but Joshua does have an understandable point of view here.

A couple of points come to mind, though.  First, this is another illustration of why M-Day was a bad idea.  The dilemma here is basically “what does the developing world do with mutants?”, with the Warpies serving as a workaround to dodge M-Day.   Frankly, it would be a stronger X-Men story with actual mutants in it.  Ellis has managed to get around that problem.  But it shows, once again, that far from opening up interesting story ideas, M-Day has just created obstacles for writers to clamber over.

Second, there are still real issues with the pacing of this as a monthly series.  It’ll look great in the collected edition, to be fair.  But four splash pages, one of which just shows cast members running into a forest?  It’s fair enough if you regard the selling point as being Kaare Andrews’ art – and it’s certainly beautiful stuff – but it really does feel dragged out in this format.

Namor: The First Mutant #2 – Not that I’m planning to keep buying this series, you understand.  However many logos you stick on it, Namor is not an X-book.  But it’s part of the “Curse of the Mutants” crossover, so I ordered it anyway.  And after I panned the first issue, it’s only fair to say that this is better.  Having got the actual “Curse of the Mutants” tie-in out of the way, Stuart Moore and Ariel Olivetti are moving on to the story they really want to tell, which is about the new Atlantis going to war with a tribe of underwater vampires.  Something which looked like a plot hole in the last issue turns out to be deliberate, and there’s some attempt to build up an idea of Atlantean society.  A scene with an eccentric geriatric soothsayer telling embarrassing stories about Namor’s childhood is very good.

But there are still problems.  Namor says that he killed the vampires’ leader because “I thought it would end the Aqueos’ attacks on us and our colonies” – but didn’t they spend most of last issue telling us that he was breaking a peace treaty?  (The recap page certainly thinks so.)  The opening scene has an interesting idea about Atlanteans using their Atlantis off the coast of San Francisco to break from their cultural past, but it comes off as a clumsy “coming to America” moment.  And Olivetti’s work remains hit and miss, lacking the grace I’d expect in a Namor story.  Still, better than the first issue.

Uncanny X-Men #528 – “The Five Lights” continues, and this time we’re introducing a girl with fire and ice powers in Nigeria.  This is a very episodic arc – the unifying element is actually the subplot with Emma Frost figuring out how to get rid of Sebastian Shaw – and boy, wouldn’t it be nice if the recap page bothered to remind us of why she needs to get rid of him, because I’m certainly struggling to remember.  Something about Namor thinks she killed him already?  I think?  I don’t remember why…  Still, I like the scenes with Emma and Kitty in this issue – there’s a great rapport between these two that Fraction writes rather well.

The introduction of the “five lights” characters isn’t really working for me so far, because we’re not really getting to know them as characters.  The problem, I think, is that since we’re meeting them all in a state of absolute panic, there’s not much room for anything else to come through.  I’m sure once they calm down a bit we’ll see a bit more from them (and it looks as though Idie is being set up for a Wolfsbane-type role in the new group), but for the moment it’s mostly the local colour that makes the characters distinct.

As for the art, while I’ll happily take Whilce Portacio over Greg Land, whose work seems untouched by human hand, I have to admit there are problems here.  Portacio does the Nigerian scenes quite well, perhaps because the setting holds his interest, but from there we go into a scene with Bobby Drake and Kate Kildare which is little short of abysmal – the opening panel makes Bobby look like Charlie Chaplin, and the rest of the scene somehow manages to take place in a completely blank room except for a single prop that was presumably mentioned in the script.  It’s a really bad scene, and the issue as a whole is frustratingly uneven.

X-Men Forever 2 #8 – The Marauders versus the X-Men and the Starjammers, again.  Halfway through this story, I was wondering whether Claremont had botched his cliffhanger last issue – by bringing back Wolverine only to expose him as a clone and kill him immediately.  But no, he’s going to be around for a while, presumably as one of Sinister’s deranged henchmen.  There’s some oddities in Claremont’s attitude to clones (why doesn’t it matter if you kill them, and how the hell can Sabretooth smell the difference between Wolverine and his clone?).  But still, the last couple of issues have been an enjoyable romp of a fight scene, and that’s fine in a book like this.

X-Men Legacy #240 – Continuing the “Children of the Vault” story.  Clay Mann’s art in this story doesn’t seem to be up to the standards of earlier – perhaps the deadlines are catching up with him, but it means that the story launches with a rather confused action sequence.  A splash page unveiling the Children’s big plot-driving machine works quite well, but overall it’s a step down.  Paras’ big act of self-sacrifice is a bit melodramatic too, but there’s a twist near the end that works better.  Still, not the strongest chapter of this storyline, which has generally been pretty good.

X-Men vs Vampires #1 – Frankly mystifying anthology series in which a bunch of writers have been asked to do stories where members of the X-Men fight vampires, and only a couple of them seem to have been told that they should tie in with “Curse of the Mutants” in any way.  James Asmus and Tom Raney’s “From Husk Till Dawn” is a thuddingly uninspired few pages in which Husk is looking for the captured Jubilee, and fights some vampires, and that’s literally it.  Really, truly dreadful.   Christopher Sequeira and Sana Takeda’s story is better, with Dazzler meeting a bunch of blaxploitation vampires, but it really has nothing whatsoever to do with the crossover, and even taken in isolation it’s no more than diverting.  As you can probably imagine, Peter David does better, teaming with Mick Bertilorenzi in a story about a vampire who’s come to San Francisco with his own agenda, though again it doesn’t gain anything from the wider crossover and would be a better story taken completely in isolation.  Rob Williams and Doug Braithwaite go for a similar idea, with Magneto encountering a vampire he knew in life.  Good concept, not really developed into a story, but it looks nice.  And rounding it off, there’s a reprint of the first half of Uncanny X-Men #159, the X-Men/Dracula story (the second half will be in the next issue), where you can see Bill Sienkiewicz back when he did house style.  The Peter David story is worth reading, but as a package, it’s a bit of a dud.

Oct 3

Hell in a Cell 2010

Posted on Sunday, October 3, 2010 by Paul in Wrestling

If you’re looking for the new House to Astonish episode, then you’ll find it the next post down.  Reviews this evening, and a couple of music posts upcoming in the week.  (Um, we’re running a bit late again.)  But now… a wrestling pay-per-view that even the WWE can’t seem to summon up much interest in.

Hell in a Cell has a dreadful slot on the PPV schedule.  Generally, the company has tried to go back to one show a month.  But for some reason this is an exception.  It’s only been two weeks since Night of Champions, and it’s only another three weeks until Bragging Rights, a Raw-versus-Smackdown theme show that died in 2009 and seems unlikely to do any better in 2010.

A two-week build-up is problematic to start with.  And on top of that, the company has had other things to worry about, with Smackdown jumping networks to its new home on Syfy.  American viewers baffled as to how a professional wrestling show ended up on that network in the first place can at least take comfort in knowing that NXT has been booted off American television altogether – though masochists can still see it on the internet.

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Oct 2

House to Astonish Episode 47

Posted on Saturday, October 2, 2010 by Al in Podcast

It’s been a big couple of weeks of news, mostly about DC, and we’re talking about it all on this week’s podcast – the DC Entertainment relocation, the layoffs, Vertigo, Wildstorm and Zuda’s fate, and Bob Harras’s appointment as Editor in Chief, and the proposed Wonder Woman TV show, as well as a look at the solicitations. We’ve also got reviews of Thor, Skullkickers and something rather unexpected, and the Official Handbook of the Official Handbook of the Marvel Universe speaks in tongues. All this plus a farm in the country,  a sword that gets kept in a garage and the only superhero ever from Liechtenstein.

The podcast is here, or you can listen to it at Mixcloud here. Let us know what you think, either in the comments, on Twitter, by email, on our Facebook fan page or woven into the threads of an ornate rug.

Sep 25

Housekeeping

Posted on Saturday, September 25, 2010 by Paul in Uncategorized

No reviews this weekend, because I haven’t got this week’s books yet, and it’s hard to review them when they’re still in the post.  Some time during the week, probably…