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Oct 31

The X-Axis – 31 October 2010

Posted on Sunday, October 31, 2010 by Paul in x-axis

They tell me there’s some sort of holiday on.  If you are the sort of person who thinks that everything this weekend has to be Hallowe’en themed, then open another window, put it next to this one, and search Google Images for a pumpkin or something.  Spooky.

Welcome to this not remotely special 31 October edition of the X-Axis, in which as usual I’ll be running through a bunch of X-books and a few other titles.  It’s also a podcast weekend, so check the post below to hear Al and me discussing Carnage, Action Comics and JLA/99 as well as running down the latest solicitations and news.

Assorted reviews follow below the cut…

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Oct 30

House To Astonish Episode 49

Posted on Saturday, October 30, 2010 by Al in Podcast

We’re back with another episode of House to Astonish, and we’re talking about Marvel’s pricing controversy and their Point One programme, as well as the January solicitations. We’ve also got reviews of Action Comics, Carnage and JLA/The 99, and the Official Handbook of the Official Handbook of the Marvel Universe has a close shave. All this plus nose hair, Bugs Bunny with a machine gun and a sweet transvestite from Transia.

The podcast is here, or here on Mixcloud. Let us know what you think, either in the comments below, on Twitter, by email, on our Facebook fan page or through the power of suggestion.

Oct 24

The X-Axis – 24 October 2010

Posted on Sunday, October 24, 2010 by Paul in x-axis

Why, what’s this?  Yes, it’s an X-Axis post actually showing up on Sunday, when it’s meant to.  Isn’t life great?

If you’re looking for the preview for tonight’s WWE show, that’s one post down (though if you want the short version, it sounds like a dud).  As for the comics, this week’s X-books are New Mutants, X-23 and X-Factor, and there’s, uh, some other stuff too.

Enjoy the reviews in their full glory behind this space-saving cut!

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Oct 23

Bragging Rights 2010

Posted on Saturday, October 23, 2010 by Paul in Wrestling

I’m writing this on Thursday night, before Smackdown airs, so by the time you read this post, it may well be out of date.  But probably not.  Bragging Rights, Sunday’s WWE pay-per-view, is a classic example of a show that’s only on the schedule because the company stubbornly refuses to accept that it didn’t work last year – and so they’re going to do it again this year, in order to prove that it definitely, absolutely doesn’t work.

In the event, the company seems to have rather lost interest in the business of wrestling this last week, preferring to hurl itself into a frankly ludicrous tantrum over some of the negative press coverage arising from Linda McMahon’s Senate run.  Strictly speaking the WWE isn’t allowed to campaign for the boss’s wife, but Vince McMahon is apparently so incensed by what he sees as unjustified attacks on his beloved business that he’s started devoting airtime to an absurd campaign which he calls “Stand Up For WWE”, in which fans are invited to sign some sort of online petition.  Unfortunately for him, most of the criticisms of the WWE are entirely justified, and he doesn’t have any convincing rebuttal to offer.  Some of them are a bit outdated – the company has actually being doing PG programming for at least a year now – but they’re perfectly valid if your point is to criticise what the company was like when Linda was CEO.

So, while the company embarks on a high-profile attempt to make itself look stupid, it’s unlikely we’ll being seeing any last-minute moves to flesh out this half-baked card.  (Not least because Smackdown is taped on Tuesday nights, so we already know everything that happens in the ring.)  There’ll probably be a couple of last-minute additions to fill time, but that’s about it.

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Oct 20

Charts – 17 October 2010

Posted on Wednesday, October 20, 2010 by Paul in Music

This week’s number 1 is still Cee Lo Green, for the second week.  I covered that single in the previous post, if you haven’t read it yet.  It’s an odd race for the top, with the number 2 slot going to Bruno Mars’ “Just the Way You Are” – another former number one, and according to the midweeks, currently likely to return to the top on Sunday.

This is also the first chart to come with something of an asterisk attached.  We are now into the X Factor live finals, and this year, the performances are available for download on iTunes.  But the record company has opted to exclude from the chart.  (More accurately, you need to register a single with the Official Chart Company to opt in.  But same difference.)  From Simon Cowell’s point of view, there are good reasons for this.  If it becomes clear that somebody’s a runaway leader, there’s no tension going into the final.

But we know that songs can re-enter the charts on the strength of X Factor performances; and we know that even Sky One’s Must Be The Music was able to propel three singles into the top ten, with a much lower audience.  The chances are good, then, that if the X Factor downloads were eligible for the charts, several of them would have made it in – even with the first week giving audiences sixteen tracks to choose from.  (They’re doing double eliminations in the first few weeks to get the numbers down to a more sensible level.)

Would any of these tracks have made number 1?  My guess is, probably not.  X Factor winners inevitably get to number 1 (Joe McElderry made it on his second week of release), but their singles are part of a grand narrative.  These ones aren’t.  The audience is split between sixteen acts.  They’re released on Saturday nights, so the sales will be split between two chart weeks.  And as we’ll see shortly, there’s a limit to the promotional power of a single performance on the show.

Meanwhile, this week’s highest new entry…

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Oct 18

Charts – 10 October 2010

Posted on Monday, October 18, 2010 by Paul in Music

And I had such high hopes of staying up to date.  Ah well.  At least this number one managed two weeks at the top, so we’re kind-of-sort-of still current.  And it’s a slightly unexpected number one, because the same week saw the release of “Shame” by Robbie Williams and Gary Barlow.  That single was generally assumed to have a clear run at the top, if only for the gimmick factor of having them both appear on the same track.

But no.  The new number one is Cee Lo Green‘s viral YouTube hit, which the Official Chart Company is electing to call “Forget You.” That’s the name of the radio edit – and to be fair, judging from the iTunes chart, people are actually buying that version too, in pretty substantial numbers.  But, understandably enough, most people are going for the original.

The song does have a proper video now, but here’s the original animated-typography version.

Caution: there will be swearing once we get past the cut.

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Oct 17

The X-Axis – 17 October 2010

Posted on Sunday, October 17, 2010 by Paul in x-axis

It’s a podcast weekend, so don’t forget to check out this week’s show, where Al and I talk about Deadpool Max, Vision Machine and Knight and Squire, as well as rounding up the news and looking at the all-important pricing debate.

I’m a week behind with the reviews, so tons of X-books to write about, plus a couple of other recent releases.  Behind the cut, you’ll find Daken, Deadpool Max, Knight and Squire, the CBLDF Liberty Annual, New Mutants Forever, Superior, X-Force, Wolverine, X-Men and X-Men Forever.

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Oct 16

House To Astonish Episode 48

Posted on Saturday, October 16, 2010 by Al in Podcast

Time for another episode of House to Astonish, and we’re looking at all the news out of NYCC, with lots of chat about Marvel and DC’s repricings and what it actually means. We’re reviewing Deadpool Max, Knight & Squire and Vision Machine and the Official Handbook of the Official Handbook of the Marvel Universe goes to the crazy side of the Golden Age. All this plus 1970s funk band wars, the Red Lanterns in the pub and Marvel trademarking the letter D.

The podcast is here, or on Mixcloud here. Let us know what you think in the comments below, on Twitter, via email, on the Facebook fan page or by having Bart write it on the board in a specially re-drawn Simpsons opening credits sequence.

Oct 9

Housekeeping

Posted on Saturday, October 9, 2010 by Paul in Uncategorized

Still waiting on this week’s comics, which I probably wouldn’t have had time to read anyway – so reviews will be, ooh, some time during the week.  Frankly, I’m mainly glad of the extra time.

Before anyone else asks: no, I’m not especially thrilled to hear that we’re getting yet more Astonishing X-Men, whoever’s writing it.  Four X-Men books a month is at least two too many.

Oh, and if any of you know WordPress – I’ve set the “Add New Post” screen to one column, and when I try to go back to two columns, the right-hand column is blank.  Doesn’t seem to matter which browser I use.  Any idea how to fix that?

Oct 5

Charts – 3 October 2010

Posted on Tuesday, October 5, 2010 by Paul in Music

Right – this time I really, really will bring things up to date!

This week’s number 1 is “Written in the Stars” by Tinie Tempah.  It’s on EMI, so the YouTube video isn’t embeddable, but hey, hop over there if you want to see the man himself standing on a rooftop in New York looking moody.  Or, if it works in your jurisdiction, here’s the Daily Motion version, which is also uploaded by EMI and is embeddable, because they can’t make up their bloody minds.


While we’ve had a huge turnover of number one singles this year, “Written in the Stars” is one of the top sellers, shifting 115K in its first week.

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