X-Men Gold #9: “Kitty Goes To Washington”
This came out two weeks ago. It’s labelled as “Kitty Goes To Washington, Part 1”, which I figured meant there would be a part two. But X-Men Gold #10 turns out to be “En’Kane, Part 1”. So apparently issue #9 was “Kitty Goes To Washington, Part 1 of 1”. So… okay then. Let’s run through it.
In fact, these divisions aren’t as hard and fast as they once were. Despite the story titles, Marc Guggenheim is writing X-Men Gold much more in the style of an 80s or 90s team book, with subplots fading in and out as they take their turn to come to the foreground. So “Kitty Goes To Washington” actually starts and finishes with subplot pages setting up the return of Omega Red, which is the next arc. Let’s leave them aside and worry about this one.
X-Men Blue #7-9: Secret Empire
We should be grateful for small mercies, I suppose. One such is that the X-books have largely managed to dodge the Secret Empire crossover – and X-Men Gold, which did a tie-in, largely ducked the event by using the side plot of Manhattan in the Dark Dimension (which it proceeded to largely ignore anyway). X-Men Blue, in contrast, knuckles down to the difficult business of doing three issues engaging with the meat of Secret Empire. It shouldn’t have bothered.
As we’ve discussed many times on the podcast, I have no particular issue with the premise of Captain America being remade as a Hydra spy by using a Cosmic Cube to retroactively change his upbringing. The underlying ideas seem to be that fascism’s appeal lies in a twisted version of conventionally heroic notions (patriotism, sacrifice for the group and so on) and, to a lesser extent, the danger of abandoning checks and balances with anyone, no matter how seemingly infallible. But those are ideas that seem like they want to play out on a smaller and more character-driven scale.
Charts – 18 August 2017
Well, I didn’t see this coming.
1. Dua Lipa – “New Rules”
So this is not a track you would have predicted as a number one. It’s the seventh single from her self-titled debut album, which was already out by the time “New Rules” started to be promoted as a single. Normally that would mean a promotional vehicle to remind people that the album is still out. And until now, Dua Lipa’s biggest hit was “Be The One”, which peaked at number 9. But here we are, with a climb of 36-19-9-5-1.
Generations: Wolverine & All-New Wolverine
Or Generations: The Best, if you prefer. Which is a better title, and kind of sort of what it says on the cover, but I’ll go with the solicitations and the digital listings.
So, just like last week’s Phoenix one-shot, this is a story in which a legacy character from the present goes back in time for no adequately (or even inadequately) explained reason, and meets the original. Sort of. I guess Phoenix wasn’t really the original Jean Grey. An earlier version, anyway. If there’s an explanation for any of this time travel stuff, it’s presumably going to show up somewhere else, and (plot mechanics aside) it’s of no relevance to this story, so let’s set it to one side.
This is effectively an extra issue of All-New Wolverine, by regular writer Tom Taylor. So that’s a good start. At first glance, though, All-New Wolverine doesn’t lend itself to this format, because Laura has met the original Wolverine plenty of times. They starred in X-Force together, for one thing. What can you do with them?
Charts – 11 August 2017
Movement!
1. Calvin Harris featuring Pharrell Williams, Katy Perry & Big Sean – “Feels”
We’re a good way into August, and here’s the eighth number one of 2017. And for the second time in a month, it’s number one with an asterisk, because “Despacito” remains number 1 on both the sales and the streaming charts. It’s purely the downweighting of “Despacito” streams (under the rule that applies to long-running hits which have passed their peak) that allows “Feels” to be number one. But since “Despacito” drops to 4 this week on the main chart, it does looks like we’re finally rid of it. “Feels” probably isn’t going to be here long either – it’s been out for two months, and it climbed 21-21-6-4-4-4-3-1 to get here, so it seems unlikely that a long run lies ahead of it. But who knows, these days?
Generations: Phoenix & Jean Grey
What is Generations? I partly know the answer, I guess. It’s a series of one-shots in which “legacy” versions of characters meet earlier versions of themselves, and it’s meant to set up new directions, or something along those lines. But as a story, what is it? Does it even have a plot?
If you’re not following the wider series (I’m not), and you’re buying this simply because it’s effectively a Jean Grey special (I am), then the set-up here is curious to say the least. The recap page has some cryptic stuff about “the Vanishing Point”, but what actually happens is that the present-day Jean Grey (the time travelling teenager) randomly finds herself in Claremont/Byrne X-Men during the period when Jean Grey was holidaying in Europe while she thought the X-Men were dead. And then at the end of the issue she goes home.
Watch With Father: PJ Masks
Not all of Disney’s superheroes are in the Marvel Universe. Meet the PJ Masks, six-year-old protectors of the Disney Junior channel. When night falls, Connor, Amaya and Greg become Catboy, Owlette and Gecko, and they fight villains. Specifically, night-time villains.
Charts – 4 August 2017
So, how’s that effort to speed up the charts coming along? Well, not brilliantly. True, there’s often a lull at this time of year – there seems to be a theory that promoting new music should go on hold over the holiday season – but strap in for the skull-shuddering excitement of an eleven-week number one and a chart with one new entry!
1. Luis Fonsi & Daddy Yankee featuring Justin Bieber – “Despacito”
Even after three weeks of downweighting, “Despacito” is still – just – clinging on at number one. So I suppose it’s time to start flagging up the records. With two interruptions to its run, we’re only concerned here with total weeks at number one, and right now, “Despacito” is joint seventh on that list, level with Slim Whitman’s “Rose Marie” from 1955. The next target is 14 weeks, shared by Ed Sheeran’s “Shape of You” and Queen’s “Bohemian Rhapsody”, but that’s a lot to ask of a record which is only marginally still at the top.
House to Astonish Episode 157
It’s our first podcast following SDCC, and unusually, there’s actually quite a lot of comics news to talk about. We discuss the mooted Doctor Doom movie, the newly-released details about Doomsday Clock, Jeff Smith’s upcoming Bone picture books, Arkham Asylum 2, The Terrifics, Spider-Man vs Deadpool, The Signal, Sonic the Hedgehog‘s move to IDW, the three newly-announced Black Crown series, Mark Waid and Chris Samnee on Captain America, the new Unicron and Visionaries books, Marvel’s digital-first deal with Comixology, Ed Piskor’s X-Men: Grand Designs, the new creative teams on Doctor Strange and Thanos, Kieron Gillen and Salvador Larocca taking over Star Wars, the final volume of League of Extraordinary Gentlemen and the sad death of Flo Steinberg. We’ve also got reviews of Mech Cadet Yu and Lark’s Killer, and the Official Handbook of the Official Handbook just can’t wait to be king. All this plus a horse escalope, the Marvel Legacy Virus and the Batman of Christmas Yet To Come.
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Charts – 28 July 2017
Ah. This looks familiar.
1. Luis Fonsi & Daddy Yankee featuring Justin Bieber – “Despacito”
Returning to number one for a third run, giving it a total of ten weeks. Last week, “Despacito” was hit by the new chart rule which downweights the streams of records which have been on the chart for at least ten weeks (“Despacito” has now been here for 15) and which peaked at least three weeks previously. Even with that handicap, it was only marginally beaten by DJ Khaled’s “Wild Thoughts”, and now it regains the top spot. This is a bit embarrassing all round. If “Wild Thoughts” didn’t have an asterisk next to it as a legitimate number one before, it certainly does now. Returning to number one twice is rare, but not totally unheard of in the modern era; Justin Bieber did it in 2015 with “What Do U Mean”, and “Happy” by Pharrell Williams managed it too.
Nothing of note in the rest of the top ten. “Power” by Little Mix climbs from 8 to 6; “Pretty Girl” by Maggie Lindemann climbs 9 to 8. “Sun Comes Up” by Rudimental featuring James Arthur climbs 16-10, which makes it Rudimental’s biggest hit since “Bloodstream” in 2015. And “Crying in the Club” by Camila Cabello is up from 13 to 12.
13. Louis Tomlinson featuring Bebe Rexha & The Digital Farm Animals – “Back To You”
