No Way Out 2012
Another pay per view this weekend, and there’s a bit of filler going on here. Injuries and suspensions have led to a bit of reshuffling of this card, and there’s also a main event match that looks sure to under deliver.
No Way Out is a name that hasn’t been used since 2009, but it’s basically just one of the generic B-list pay per views that has no particular gimmick. There was some talk at one point that this was going to be a cage match show, which would have fitted with the name. But it turns out there’s just one cage match. In practice, it’s simply a generic PPV. (In Germany, by the way, it’s called No Escape. That’s because they already used the name No Way Out in February when the Germans flatly refused to promote a show called Elimination Chamber.)
So… the card.
Housekeeping
For those of you avidly hitting refresh, we’ll be recording the podcast tomorrow evening. at the start of the week and it’ll probably be up on Tuesday. (Busy weekend…)
(Edited for… well, accuracy.)
Charts – 10 June 2012
It’s Jubilee time, everyone! Actually, as I write this, the British media have already moved on to the Olympic torch. But this week’s chart shows the fall-out of the big Jubilee concert outside Buckingham Palace, which got a lot of TV time, and was one of the major events booked for the weekend. The other stand-out was a big flotilla of boats along the Thames, an event which forced the elderly monarch and her husband to stand in the freezing rain without shelter for some two hours. And then the next day they made her watch JLS. I suspect she’s had more enjoyable weekends.
But major TV broadcasts of pop music shift records to people who don’t normally pay much attention, and that’s what we see this week, in a chart which combines some Jubilee-related hits and resurgences, a couple of other unexpected appearances, and regular releases from people who evidently figured it was going to be a quiet week.
1. Gary Barlow & The Commonwealth Band – “Sing”
Jumping from 11 to 1, this is the specially composed song by Gary Barlow and Andrew Lloyd-Webber featuring musicians from around the Commonwealth, though it mainly sounds like Gary Barlow and Andrew Lloyd-Webber. Some listings have the Military Wives Choir down as featured artists, though the official chart website would apparently beg to differ. If you count them, it’s their second number one following the Christmas single “Wherever You Are”.
The X-Axis – 10 June 2012
Let’s get straight to it, shall we?
Age of Apocalypse #4 – We’re four issues into this series, and it’s not really working for me. There are some interesting ideas floating around in here, but it’s missing something.
This issue, the human resistance (“the X-Terminated”) continue their efforts to stop the Dark Beast from reviving a whole load of dead mutants using the Life Seed. To help out, Goodnight tracks down their world’s version of Bruce Banner to get the Hulk on their side – at least as a distraction. The basic idea, I guess, is to play up the lead characters’ “end justifies the means” attitude, which is consistent with their roots as fanatical villains in the mainstream universe, and to present it as something which, in the context of the Age of Apocalypse world, nonetheless counts as a note of optimism.
Charts – 3 June 2012
As predicted, fun. only managed a single week at the top – though coming after a lengthy climb, and with the single still hanging around the top 3 in the midweeks, they’ve still had an impressive run. For a while, it looked as though the Eurovision winner was going to do it, but as is often the case, sales tailed off in the second half of the week as the contest receded into the dim and distant memory of 72 hours ago. Instead…
1. Rudimental (feat. John Newman) – “Feel The Love”
The X-Axis – 3 June 2012
It’s a podcast weekend, so check just one post down for our reviews of Grim Leaper, Ravagers and Mind MGMT. Meanwhile, after giving Astonishing X-Men a clear run last week, the X-books are back to their usual schedule this time round…
New Mutants #43 – The conclusion of the five-part “Exiled” crossover with Journey into Mystery. The New Mutants and Loki are trying to solve the problem of the Disir by marrying them (collectively) off to Sigurd in order to fulfil the conditions of Bor’s curse, but Bor’s medieval concept of wedlock turns out to be a bit much for the New Mutants. Cue plan B, which (this being a Loki story) involves seizing the opportunity to circumvent the problem in a more innovative way.
House to Astonish Episode 85
We’re back after our week away, looking at the coming out of Alan Scott, the wedding of Northstar, the crusade of One Million Moms, the Eagle Awards imbroglio, the ever-increasing character cast of Iron Man 3, the continuing success of the Avengers and where Marvel TV goes next. There are also reviews of Mind MGMT, Ravagers and Grim Leaper, and the Official Handbook of the Official Handbook of the Marvel Universe finds that cash rules everything around it. All this plus the best double glazing salesman, U-list villains and an enormous bunny rabbit.
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Charts – 27 May 2012
For the second week running, this was supposed to be a nice clear run at the top for the new single from a major pop group. And once again, it hasn’t quite happened.
1. fun featuring Janelle Monae – “We Are Young”
This has been out for weeks, originally entering at 7 and moving 3-3-3-5-2-1 to get to the top. It’s an unexpected result because it was 10,000 copies behind in the midweeks, but boy bands do have a tendency to flare out after their initial sales surge.
Fun probably won’t have a second week at the top – they’re already down to 3 on iTunes – but a single week is still fine as the climax of seven weeks’ climbing. The question is now is whether they go down as one-hit wonders – though the follow-up single “Some Nights” has already charted in a couple of territories, so their chances are reasonable.
Notable climbers this week: “Remedy” by Professor Green from 27 to 18, “Princess of China” by Coldplay & Rihanna from 30 to 20, and “Bangarang” by Skrillex from 32 to 24.
Eurovision 2012
Since it’s a quiet week for new comics, let’s talk about Eurovision!
I’m going to assume that even the Americans among you have a vague understanding of what the Eurovision Song Contest is, since I’ve written about it before. In short: “Eurovision” is the European Broadcasting Union, which is an organisation of European (or close enough) broadcasters. Among their many and eccentric activities is the annual Eurovision Song Contest, notionally an international songwriting contest, but actually conceived mainly as an excuse to show off the cutting edge technical possibilities of 1956. Each country puts in a song, each country votes, winner gets to host the show next year.
The Eurovision Song Contest has a proud tradition of being almost totally detached from anything that might be described as actual popular music anywhere in Europe, though every so often (as with this year’s winner) something comes along to challenge that. Sometimes even the oddities are genuinely entertaining in their own right. And sometimes entire countries either phone it in or transparently take the piss. The result is a truly unique spectacle – songs you’d never hear anywhere else, often for very good reason, locked in flamboyantly bizarre battle.
The X-Axis – 27 May 2012
This is the quietest week for X-books in ages, with just one regular X-Men title, one Avengers vs X-Men tie-ins, and one single tie-in from another crossover elsewhere in the line. Why, you’d almost think they wanted to give something a clear run at getting attention…
Oh, and I haven’t got my copy of Secret Avengers #27 yet (the AvX tie-in). So for the moment, we’ll just stick to the two I’ve read…
Astonishing X-Men #50 – As seen on The View, it’s the gay wedding storyline! Actually, it’s part three of a story that began with Marjorie Liu’s debut issue, and in theory the main plot is about the X-Men being attacked by C-list villains who are being mind-controlled by some mysterious bad guy. As flash forwards already established, this is heading towards everyone else getting mind-controlled and piling on Northstar, which duly happens in this issue.
