Charts – 8 October 2021
After a few fairly quiet weeks on the singles chart, here’s an absolutely dead one!
1. Ed Sheeran – “Shivers”
Four weeks at number one, and it was preceded by eleven weeks for Sheeran’s “Bad Habits” (currently at number 6). So Ed Sheeran has now been at number one for 15 weeks, which matches Drake’s run in 2016. Of course, Drake did it with just one song – “One Dance” – but it’s still an uncommon level of dominance. For the next target, you’re going back to 1991, when Bryan Adams spent 16 weeks at number 1 with “(Everything I Do) I Do It For You”.
Number 2 is still “Cold Heart” by Elton John and Dua Lipa, which has been stuck there for three weeks now.
32. Billie Eilish – “No Time To Die”
So here’s an artefact of the pandemic. This is the theme tune to the new Bond film… and it was originally released last February, when the promotion was just starting to ramp up. It spent a week at number 1 on release, and managed ten weeks in the top 40. It now re-enters a year-and-a-half later. Her current single, “Happier Than Ever”, also climbs back into the top 10, sitting at 9.
New Mutants #22 annotations
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NEW MUTANTS vol 4 #22
“Shadows & Mirrors”
by Vita Ayala & Rod Reis
COVER / PAGE 1: The Shadow King in profile, with the New Mutants fighting inside his mind.
PAGES 2-4. Inside the Shadow King’s illusion, the New Mutants make a last stand to defend Krakoa.
The horde of attackers include:
- Some good old fashioned Sentinels
- Former X-Man Omega Sentinel, currently allied with Orchis as seen in House of X and X-Men. I’ll come back to her.
- Nimrod
- Belasco
- S’ym, Magik’s former sidekick demon turned insurgent, and one of the main villains from the original Inferno.
- The Brood
- The First Horsemen, who aren’t actually enemies of Krakoa any more.
- AIM
- Some people from Orchis, including the helicopter in the top right and the evolved apes in the middle of the page.
Hellions #16 annotations
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HELLIONS #16
“Come Hurt With Us”
by Zeb Wells, Stephen Segovia & Rain Beredo
COVER / PAGE 1. Greycrow, with the other Hellions in his sights – though in the story itself, he’s certainly not after all of them. It’s got an “After Liefeld” credit on it, which I can only assume is because of a very vague resemblance to the cover of New Mutants vol 1 #87 (the one with Cable and the heads of the New Mutants shown in gunsights). Calling it a homage is very generous
PAGES 2-6. The aftermath of the explosion.
Last issue ended with Sinister revealing his creation of a Sinister/Tarn hybrid chimera, and Empath responding by prompting Havok to destroy the whole place – thus also eliminating the backup of Psylocke’s AI daughter (from Fallen Angels) that Sinister has been using to keep her in line throughout this series. The Hellions also effectively learned that they’d been manipulated by Sinister and had their memories altered at his behest.
Excalibur #24 annotations
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EXCALIBUR vol 4 #24
“By the Pleasure of the Court”
by Tini Howard, Marcus To & Erick Arciniega
COVER / PAGE 1. The regents of Sevalith with Betsy as a guest, and a spilled goblet of wine / blood. One of those cases where having a different cover artist is very noticeable, since Betsy’s costume is entirely different, and so is the entire style of room – Mahmud Asrar opts for something traditionally gothic, while Marcus To’s Sevalith is minimalist and modern.
PAGE 2. Data page. Our opening quote is from Le Morte D’Arthur by Sir Thomas Malory (c 1415-1471). It’s missing a few words – it forms part of a passage about how Mordred has become a popular ruler in Arthur’s absence, and it continues: “For then was the common voice among them that with Arthur was none other life but war and strife, and with sir Mordred was great joy and bliss.” The general tone of the original is “bunch of ingrates”.
PAGES 3-5. Betsy has dinner with the regents of Sevalith.
I think this is the first time we’ve seen Oublia and Oscura as anything other than generics, but they were named back in Marauders #13.
“The assassin who attacked you in the Avalon woods.” A Sevalith assassin attacked Excalibur last issue.
“What followed within the market.” Presumably the skirmish with the Furies in the Crooked Market at the end of last issue.
Charts – 1 October 2021
It’s another extremely quiet week for the singles.
1. Ed Sheeran – “Shivers”
Three weeks, but if you combine it with the preceding run of “Bad Habits”, it’s a total of 14 weeks. If he manages another, he matches Drake’s 15-week monopoly from 2015 (though Drake did it with just one single).
3. Coldplay & BTS – “My Universe”
Well, that’s certainly two acts I wouldn’t have expected to find on the same record. I’m not sure anyone ever listened to a BTS record and thought “If only they were doing a Coldplay song”, but here it is. It’s the second single from the next Coldplay album and very much Coldplay’s record; the all-purpose upliftingness is a reasonable fit for BTS, to be fair, but it’s still just kind of what you expect from the big single for a Coldplay album, just with bits of it in Korean.
The Incomplete Wolverine – 1993
Part 1: Origin to Origin II | Part 2: 1907 to 1914
Part 3: 1914 to 1939 | Part 4: World War II
Part 5: The postwar era | Part 6: Team X
Part 7: Post Team X | Part 8: Weapon X
Part 9: Department H | Part 10: The Silver Age
1974-1975 | 1976 | 1977 | 1978 | 1979
1980 | 1981 | 1982 | 1983 | 1984 | 1985
1986 | 1987 | 1988 | 1989 | 1990 | 1991 | 1992
Last time we covered a really long story that ran up to Wolverine #65 (January 1993). But then we doubled back to cover a lot of other stories… and there are a lot of them. So before we get back to Larry Hama’s storylines in Wolverine #66…
DARK ANGEL #9-12
“Assassination”
by Bernie Jaye, Dell Barras, Helen Stone & Helen Nally
April to July 1993
The X-Men help Dark Angel against assassination attempts from Mys-Tech’s D.O.G.s and Psycho-Warriors, and get to hold off the bad guys while Dark Angel and the Wyrd Sisters (Braxus, Sapphire and Xena) head off to the astral plane. Eventually the Guide directs the heroes to a hidden computer which was responsible for the assassination attempts , and she channels the spirit of her late father Ranulph Haldane so that he can deliver the voice command to stop the machine.
Rudimentary even by the standards of Marvel UK at its worst, this is best forgotten.
This overlaps with…
Wolverine #16 annotations
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WOLVERINE vol 7 #16
“Ill-Gotten Gains”
by Benjamin Percy, Adam Kubert & Espen Grundetjern
COVER / PAGE 1: Wolverine and Solem fight, with Solem using the Muramasa Blade.
PAGES 2-3. Solem approaches Wolverine in the Green Lagoon.
When we left off last issue, Wolverine had just discovered that his version of the Murasama Blade had been stolen from his room by Solem. Evidently he’s been investigating further since then (i.e., a whole bunch of other stories could have taken place since last issue, which is handy).
Logan’s reflections about Solem’s confusing nature are broadly in line with what we’ve seen so far in this book. The bit about him potentially being a victim largely stems from his origin story as related by Sevyr Blackmore last issue; even on Sevyr’s version of events, Solem was the sole survivor of an attack on his village, who then got taken in and raised by the people who had slaughtered everyone he knew. Solem then bides his time before taking revenge… none of which makes him seem that bad. But he goes on to be an all purpose pirate and rogue himself.
S.W.O.R.D. #8 annotations
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S.W.O.R.D. vol 2 #8
“Unbroken”
by Al Ewing, Guiu Vilanova & Fernando Sifuentes
COVER / PAGE 1. Storm fights some Arakkans.
PAGES 2-3. Storm descends to Arakko.
Storm is making a point of using her powers to return through space, rather than doing the sensible thing and taking a gate, in order to assert her authority over the bunch of lunatics who live on Aarakko. As she descends, we get to see some of the landmarks of Arakko that were established in Planet-Size X-Men #1: the statue of Apocalypse in the sacred valley (there’s one of Genesis next to it), the Lake Hellas Diplomatic Ring, and the town of Port Prometheus.
Although Mars is terraformed, the art in this issue still largely depicts it as something of a desert wasteland.
PAGE 4. Recap and credits. Storm isn’t technically a member of S.W.O.R.D., but she’s joined the cast by virtue of her role on Arakko, and she’s our star character for this issue.
Inferno #1 annotations
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INFERNO vol 2 #1
by Jonathan Hickman, Valerio Schiti & David Curiel
INFERNO. “Inferno” was the name of the big X-books crossover of 1989, in which demons invaded Manhattan. On the face of it, this series has nothing to do with it. But we’ll see. Inferno vol 1, if you’re wondering, was one of the miniseries from the Secret Wars event of a few years back.
COVER / PAGE 1. Moira stands over the fallen members of the Quiet Council.
PAGE 2. Opening quote from Omega Sentinel. It’s from page 12 panels 4-5.
PAGES 3-4. Emma resurrects Charles.
Obviously a flash forward. This scene is a direct callback to the opening two pages of House of X #1, in which Professor X resurrected the X-Men after their first suicide mission against Orchis. The layouts are basically the same. This time it’s Emma resurrecting Professor X and another guy who isn’t easy to recognise – presumably Magneto?
The line “To me, my X-Men” was used by Xavier in the original (and was the only line of dialogue in the scene). Emma’s line here is new. Xavier is cast in the role that Cyclops had originally. Xavier has been killed and resurrected before in the Krakoa era, but this is very clearly presenting a role reversal.
Charts – 24 September 2021
It will never end…
That’s a second week for “Shivers”, but combined with the 11-week run of “Bad Habits” immediately before it, it means that he’s now been at number one for 13 weeks. That matches his own record from 2017, when he spent 13 weeks at number 1 with “Shape of You”. The next target for him is 15 weeks, which would match the run of Drake’s “One Dance” from 2015.
10. Lil Nas X – “Thats What I Want”
That’s not a typo. There’s no apostrophe in the title. It’s the release week single from his album “Montero”, which enters at number 2. Officially “Montero” is meant to be his debut studio album, but his EP “7” reached number 23 in 2019, and that had “Old Town Road” and “Panini” on it, so it’s kind of hard to say it doesn’t count.
